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why are my headmates doing a whole ass company style strike. i didnt even do anything help

bro what did you do, forget to give them lunch breaks..?

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do you think it’s valid to have a fictive of the concept of liminal spaces. he only fronts between 2 and 4am and only speaks in analog horror narration.

that’s not an introject that’s a public access broadcast warning with legs...

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being plural is silly has hell sometimes because like. Why was the first alter i knew of (host writing this btw) a time traveling gay cowboy (fictive).

So much to unpack there. Also we’re not even from a place where cowboys lived

So much to unpack and not a single cowboy to help carry it. smh.

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plural but wrong is an introject of a lego plant being a lesbian who misses our ex

can someone tell the photosynthesizing lesbian to log off?

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could you perhaps post an example of what would be submitted

Two fresh submissions have been posted.

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is it normal for our host to unionize the headmates. they keep making us vote on who gets front time. I lost to an introject of a vending machine...

vending machine introjects have strong public support and excellent snack-based diplomacy. this was inevitable. you just didn’t campaign hard enough

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plural but wrong is that trope of "came back wrong" but it's our main protector every time he switches in and out

he says it builds character. whose, we don’t know.

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update 📣 anon asks are now turned on, so if you’ve been waiting to send something without your blog attached, go for it. submissions can now include images too, memes, inner world stuff, or anything else that fits the tone here.

just a quick reminder: we’re a satire blog, not a callout blog. submissions should follow the rules (no hate, no real people, nothing that could get misread as serious without a tone tag). we’re here to have fun, not stir up drama.

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welcome to @pluralitybutwrong , a lighthearted ask blog about plural experiences, sysculture, and all the silly things people say about them.

we're a diagnosed system running this blog just for fun! it's all satire, nothing here should be taken as fact, advice, or anyone’s serious opinion unless stated otherwise. think of it like a parody corner for fake takes, inner world drama, and made-up syscourse nonsense.

we're not here to pick sides or fight with anyone, just to laugh a little at how weird this corner of the internet can be.

ask guidelines:

no hate or harassment. we don’t post anything that’s mean-spirited or directed at real people.

keep things clearly satirical! if your ask could be misread as genuine, feel free to add a tone tag so everyone can be in on the joke.

unreality/religious/delusional themes are okay, just please add a content warning at the start so we can tag it properly.

no RAMCOA discourse or political content. this blog isn't the place for that.

don’t name or reference real people or blogs... even jokingly. we’re here to make fun of takes, not individuals.

No trauma dumping, even satirically. We like our brain soup funny, not distressing.

Please don't send in actual syscourse screenshots. We're here to parody takes, not put real ones on blast.

We tag common triggers to the best of our ability. Let us know if you need a tag added!

Don’t take jokes out of context. If a post seems questionable, check the tone tags or just ask! We want everyone to feel comfortable joining in.

Yes this is taking inspo from the old freezingcoldsystemtakes , I was given permission to do so.