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host: *having an identity crisis*

🥼(evil): “why do you care so much about your identity when you probably won’t make it to 30?”

host: “why do you think that?”

🥼(evil): “you’ll probably jump off a bridge or something stupid like that.”

host: 😧

-the watercolor system

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"can someone tell 🍓 to stop getting hard over this kitchen" -☢️

🍇❔

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"please dont give me rabies, i have a job to do" -🍓

🍇❔

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🌺: kids these days smiking cmigattes while waiting for a bus home after a long shift at the homework factory

🐝💝

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i know we just sent in about a thousand, but i present the piece de resistance: a realisation from someone, born in the 90s, who i know for a fact is not from an alternate spaceless universe.

-🍄⛺ / @worst-roommates-ever

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"i love this thing! 'we'. i love it. can say something, act like everyone agrees. like if i say, we are going to burn world down and commit murders! no one can stop me."

-🍄⛺ / @worst-roommates-ever.

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"[person] is big into body positivity movement! i think is good! me too, you know, i love it, when there are bodies--"

-🍄⛺ / @worst-roommates-ever

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"i dont die because to die there would be skill issue. i only die for the plot. haha! is true because i am from movie!"

-🍄⛺ / @worst-roommates-ever

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[says some stupid shit to our parents] "you know something? i can only say that because we are white."

-🍄⛺ / @worst-roommates-ever

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🎶: SHE’S PROBABLY IN TEXAS!!!

🔮: Two things: 1; Please stop singing country songs, and 2; We’re in Texas?

-🎶🌹

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🦇: ok lets all say "thank you 🪲" for pulling the all nighter!

🐊+☀️: *radio silence*

🐇, in a small voice: thank u 🪲 :)

🦇: Thank you, 🐇....

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"god COMPLEX?? i find it quite simple, actually"

«✦⅋✧»

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"if you have a vulva when you're at home, you have a vulva when you're at work"

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no idea if or when this'll even be seen but out of curiosity what's your current inbox number (this seems like a popular blog so i'm sure it's a lot but we're curious by how much)

136 in the inbox, 232 in the drafts, and 149 in the queue

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🌌, watching Mafu6 teaser: Oh… this event’s going to be bad, isn’t it…?

🌌: …

🌌: Wait… that’s the character I’m sourced from…

-🎶🌹

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🌌: Who are you?

🗡️: I’m you. But better.

(They’re sourced from the same character btw)

-🎶🌹

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🧀 (or ♠ i dont remember. one of us) : so if im having a mental breakdown, and youre having a mental breakdown; whose driving the car?

-sharkfeed

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