Paradox: Technically, we are all wearing skinsuits. Why not try a new one for a change?
-the archivists
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“man this is corny as SHIT im going to go play project sekai......... And hope theres no sad stuff”
(Opens up pjsk, kanade is on the main screen)
“ARE THOU JOKEING.......”
-LDS
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(slight context: me [177] and 420 were scrolling through our vent twitter acc)
177: what the fuck...... what tbe fuck why are these tweets so depressing????
420: theyre even sadder than me when i shot myself.... In the game's story
177: (dramatic pause) . Oh. Oh my. God???? 😨
420: ...ha. Ha ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAJWGA
-LDS
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dick: he beats me on set! (in a southern accent)
jay: NOT FUCKING CLICKBAIT-
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🏳️⚧️- No. No we should NOT! I will SPLIT HIM OUT OF SPITE!
-👑 sys (can we claim that?)
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J: I am generally speaking not fond of being stuck in a human meat suit. There's too much mucous. Also, many nerves. All the time. It is A Lot
A: You like onions though
J: I DO like onions :)
- 💀🪙
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"Solar are you an anarchist?"
"You think I am someone who can be described with words?"
💀🪙
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(in the middle of a convo with non-sys members)
vixy: that’s enough socializing for me i’m done
kumo: VIXY YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT TO PEOPLE
┈ ⚔️ ✦ [ previously —|| 🎧 ✦ ]
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“Got an F on that fire song,”
“You mean ‘We didn’t start the fire’?”
“Yeah I suck at geography.”
(Convo between two middles)
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"Please stop chewing the blutac."
"You aren't my dad."
"Please :C"
"Shut up, drop and give me 20 BITCH *continues chewing blutac*"
-🐾🌸
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Yuno (directed at one of our TMA fictives): beholding this, ceaseless watcher that, blah blah. Why don't you be holding some bitches?
- @the-hadal-zone-sys
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“What if I was an egg” -🥚🪈
“Lulah, you are an egg” -🐦⬛
“Transgener….” -🥚🪈
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"I'm not used to being physical! I didn't even know what bones were until last week!"
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Conversation between host and alter that’s been here since childhood:
“Oh my god I remember this song!”
“Yeah they played it at our year 3 or 4 school disco I think”
*moment of listening*
“Oh my god wait this song is about sex”
“Yeah you dumbass what else would it be about?”
“THEY PLAYED THIS AT OUR PRIMARY SCHOOL DISCO?!”
“… OH MY GOD WAIT THEY DID WTF-“
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*Listening to 🔑's playlist and the start of Poison starts playing*
🎙️: Alright, it's either the actual version or an ai cover of me or 🐤.
🎙️: ... Why do you have so many versions, anyway? My AI version sounds like it's having a stroke.
🐤: yeah mine sounds a little weird as well
🔑: *About to cry*
🐤: NO ITS FINE ITS FINE!!!
🎙️: Whoops.
-✨✨
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"IF YOU PLAY THAT SONG I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL THROW THIS PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM"
*in the coldest fucking tone known to man* "This is revenge for the homestuck."
-🌲🐰
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Headmate 1's alarm goes off internally to check on Headmate 2.
Headmate 1: "What is going on?!"
Headmate 2: "We are discussing the personhood of mushroom space fungi! 😠"
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