Conversation between host and alter that’s been here since childhood:
“Oh my god I remember this song!”
“Yeah they played it at our year 3 or 4 school disco I think”
*moment of listening*
“Oh my god wait this song is about sex”
“Yeah you dumbass what else would it be about?”
“THEY PLAYED THIS AT OUR PRIMARY SCHOOL DISCO?!”
“… OH MY GOD WAIT THEY DID WTF-“
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what i can't find in my life i may find in the bottom of another bottle
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—Maria Michela Sassi, "Can we hope to understand how the Greeks saw their world?" (pub. Aeon) [ID in ALT]
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I will spend more time with myself in this lifetime than anyone else. Let me learn to be the kind of person I would like to have as a friend.
Courage to Change: One Day at a Time (Al-Anon.)
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Lucifer: What are you writing?
MC: Diavolo wants to know what kind of dangerous weapons we have in the house. I’m letting him know it’s private information
Satan, looking over MC’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.
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I will spend more time with myself in this lifetime than anyone else. Let me learn to be the kind of person I would like to have as a friend.
Courage to Change: One Day at a Time (Al-Anon.)
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"We have a lot more boob than I am used to" -a fictive who doesn't front often
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Omg, you bound a fanfic? Can we see the finished project? It must be beautiful!
hello hehe yes i did :) i was only going to show friends but i guess this is a good excuse to post pictures of it 🫶🏽
it’s my first ever hardcover bind so i was prepared to make a lot of silly little mistakes and this one definitely does, but i love how it turned out still, i think she’s so cute .. i’m also just happy to finish a personal project that took up so much time to make 🥹
anyways, enjoy the pics and most importantly: stream otnwas on ao3 and youtube teehee🤞🏽❄️!
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Erik: Don’t worry Charles. As long as I am here, we will stand together even if the whole world is our enemy.
Charles: Thank you Erik, but may I ask why the whole world is our enemy?
Erik: Because I am here.
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walking in on skz jacking off?
chan: he’d get so embarrassed and flustered. immediately covers himself with whatever’s closest— a pillow, a shirt, anything in reach. the tips of his ears would be so red as he stutters through an explanation of what exactly you walked in on him doing.
minho: “let’s face it, this isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”
changbin: “this isn’t what it looks like!” it’s exactly what it looks like. he still has his hard dick in his hand.
hyunjin: to make matters even worse, he’d been moaning your name. he hopes you didn’t hear that part (of course you did) and blushes furiously as you get closer and closer to him with a knowing smirk on your face.
jisung: you walking in surprises him so much that he accidentally cums. all over himself. he won’t be able to face you for 3-5 business days after that.
felix: he apologizes profusely, even though you’re the one who’d walked in on him unannounced. he can only pray you don’t notice the way his dick twitches in his grasp as he looks at you, or the way he discreetly pumps it while you’re still having a conversation.
seungmin: “either join or get out”
jeongin: he’d be so close to cumming that he can’t be bothered to stop, even when you walk in on him. in fact, he’d beg you to help him out, eyes glassy with want as you ask him to tell you what he needs.
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