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A few years after Endgame, Rhodey looks at the world around him, looks at the destruction wrought, looks at the incompetence, and decides he’s going to fix it.

Rhodey runs for president.

It’s perfect. He’s a war vet, he’s a superhero, he’s seen the world and engaged in politics and business alike. He’s an aerospace engineer, graduated early from MIT. He’s calm in the face of uncertainty, assured at all times, and also able to reassure others.

It’s probably no one’s surprise that he’s a front-runner. Stark Industries and the Avengers immediately throw support behind him. He’s popular with veterans because of his platform and his history. He wins over America.

And as it’s getting closer to him clinching the party nomination, they start asking him who he will pick as his running mate. Rhodey, who knows better and who knows how to talk to the press, how to formulate answers, says what he’s really feeling anyways. That he never could imagine doing this with anyone but Tony at his side.

(It’s stupid. Tony has the politics and the smarts and the people skills to be a good VP, but he never, ever would have been happy there. Rhodey can’t help but think of it anyways).

The news goes crazy over it and Rhodey’s campaign manager actually has the balls to say to him that they should use this, run with it, because pro-Iron Man sentiment is still high, it’ll get them a massive buy in.

Rhodey doesn’t punch him, but it’s a close thing. He doesn’t fire him either, although he wants to. Tony isn’t a prop. Tony is...Tony is an open wound some days, still, but he’s not a prop for Rhodey’s campaign. Rhodey won’t use his memory.

Still, when Rhodey does win, he leaves a little spot for Tony in the Oval Office. Not an Iron Man helmet, or a memorial, or anything as gauche as that.

It’s a screw driver. Little, and worn, and left behind the desk.

Because they’re both mechanics, at the end of the day, and it’s time to get to work fixing this mess.

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i desperately need Lanky Boy Peter who is Taller Than His Mr Stark and tony Hates It So Much

like peter is just a long boy, and in the peak of his Huge Teenage Boy Growth Spurts when he meets tony. so tony just watches him shoot up like a damn sprout, and the absolute second peter gets a centimeter taller than tony, tony feels a disturbance in the force

he gets a shiver. peters not even there

pepper: what is it hon?

tony: peter is taller than me…. i need to buy some heels, STAT

and tony, 5'9", is surpassed by his 6'4" child who slouches bc hes a bit embarrassed about how tall he is and tony just finds it infuriating that its his face in peter’s chest when they hug

he totally loves it, but dont tell peter that, he has an image he needs to maintain

but that doesnt stop peter from, after a bad nightmare or just on a clingier day, from crawling up for some solid dad-figure cuddles from tony and making himself as small as physically possible so he better fits against Tony’s chest and u KNOW tony bundles up his lanky child as tight as he can and savors every second

(and dont get me wrong tho tony is still Bulkier than peter, bc even when peter “fills out” he is still just a very Lean boy, he never rly bulks up)

just… tall, awkward, lanky peter. thank you for ur time

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headcanon: tony has tried to buy rhode island and rename it rhodey island multiple times

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Irondad Analysis: Peter falling (Infinity War)

 Aww, thank you so much @mshermia​, I’m so glad to hear you enjoyed the previous analyses, and yes! I love that scene too! And you’ve picked a great one to dissect here, so let’s just get right into it!

“Uh Mr Stark? I’m being beamed up!”

First of all, I’d just like to say how proud I am of Peter for reaching a point where he can easily ask for help when he’s in over his head. In Civil War, he insists to Tony that he’s able to keep fighting when he clearly needs to rest, but now we can see how far he’s grown that he calls for Tony’s assistance now without even a hint of hesitation. It also shows how much he trusts Tony to be able to save him if needed!

“Hang on kid!”

The first thing Tony does when he hears that Peter is in danger is reassure him with the promise that he’s going to help, but that he can’t get there right at that moment, hence the need for Peter to “hang on” until he could get there.

“Wong you’re invited to my wedding.”

This part is great because after Wong saves Tony from the alien, Tony’s immediate response is to invite someone who is essentially a stranger to one of the most important events of his life, and it’s all because he helped him get to Peter faster!

Now here’s where things get really interesting, because Tony knows that Peter is about to fall off at any second. From that height, it would almost certainly be fatal too.

But this isn’t the first time that one of Tony’s loved ones has faced a deathly fall however:

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A (not so rare) moment of Peter Parker getting scolded

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It’s just me and you.

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one of my favorite (if niche) irondad headcanons is that Peter loves soft acoustic indie music, and as Morgan gets older, she listens exclusively to radio pop, which means that AC/DC #1 stan Tony Stark ends up getting dragged to a standing-room-only concert in a vintage theater one weekend and then finds himself stuck in a football stadium with 70,000 screaming teenagers the next all while wondering how he, a man who spent his youth at Black Sabbath concerts, ended up here

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I love the prompt you write for baby Peter ❤️❤️❤️ can you write something where Baby Peter keeps copying Tony??? I think that’s so cute ❤️❤️❤️

Thank you so much! ❤ I don’t know if this is exactly what you had in mind, but it’s the first thing that popped into my head when I read you prompt. Enjoy!

Peter is a very observing kid, much more so than any other kid. That’s Tony’s opinion, at least, but he may be a bit biased. While Peter still puts pretty much everything that isn’t screwed down into his mouth like every other kid (Tony isn’t quite sure why. Does he think Tony is lying when he says the TV remote isn’t edible?), he also starts coping everyone around them, first watching what they are doing and then doing exactly the same.

It started with eating. Whenever Tony would take a bite of his food, Peter would, too. When he took a sip from his glass, so would Peter. It took Tony an embarrassing long time to figure out what his son was doing, but at least he found a new way to get Peter to eat all of his vegetables (even though that meant Tony had to eat all of his vegetables, too).

Slowly, the habit spread through out almost everything he did. When Tony is working in the lab, Peter is right next to him, playing with his Legos, repeating the orders Tony tells FRIDAY, pretending to tell DUM-E off for something he did. When Pepper walks by while having a phone call, Peter picks up the closest object in his reach, puts it against his ear and starts babbling into it. When Happy drives them around, Peter pretends to drive, too. Once he even copied Rhodey’s Tones, which Tony put a quick stop to, because he likes to stay Daddy for just a little while longer.

Tony comes back from the very important board meeting Pepper bribed him into going (by offering to be Peter’s babysitter for the day, which is how she can always get him to do anything she wants him to do, because there’s not a single person Tony trusts more to look after his son) and he’s more than ready to complain to his assistant about the very important but also very boring board meeting while holding his son in his arms – but the sight that greets him is somewhat unusual.

They’re both in the living room, Pepper sitting on the couch with one of Peter’s toy phones in her hand, reciting what sounds like a work schedules, including meetings, phone calls, and press conferences. Music is playing in the background. Peter is sitting at the coffee table, building something with his Legos Tony can’t quite make out yet, but his focus isn’t on the toy anyway. Peter looks different. He wears a black shirt (at a second glance, Tony realizes that it’s one of his usual comic shirts turned inside out), blue pants, and grey sneakers. His usual tiny glasses are replaced by his equally tiny sunglasses, and there’s face paint on his chin, looking like…

“Is that my beard?” Tony asks instead of greeting them properly. At once, both heads snap up, Pepper giving him a gentle smile and Peter jumping to his feet, screaming Daddy while running over to him as fast as he can. Tony picks him up easily and blows a raspberry against his cheek, careful to avoid the face paint. “Hey, buddy. What’s going on here?”

“Peter wanted to play Mr. Stark,” Pepper explains as she walks over to them. “So, he dressed up as you and was working in his workshop, while I told him everything he should be doing. Which he, just like the original Mr. Stark, ignored.”

Tony gasps theatrically. “That doesn’t sound like me at all! Who came up with that game?”

“Me!” Peter yells excitingly.

Pepper smirks. “He had it all planned out. I guess he watched you often enough to know exactly what to do.”

“Well, I think that’s slander,” Tony says with a shrug, and before Peter can ask what slander means, he takes another look at the Legos. “What were you working on, Petey? What did you invent today while you ignored Miss Potts?”

“Flying car!” Peter answer (words still mumbled, but getting sharper and longer every day), wiggling out of Tony’s arms, so he could pick up the model, which doesn’t look too far from a flying car if you know what you’re looking for.

Tony takes it in his hands, turning it around and inspecting it, humming approvingly. “Yes, that’s indeed a flying car. Very good job, Mr. Stark.” Peter giggles again, leaning against Tony’s side.

“Seeing that you’re both in good hands,” Pepper starts, putting the toy phone down on the table, “will that be all, Mr. Stark?”

“Yes, that will be-“

“No!” Peter suddenly yells, pulling at Tony’s arm and looking up to Pepper with a pout. “I’m Mr. Stark!”

“Of course, how silly of me,” Pepper is quick to say while Tony tries his best to hide his smile, grateful that JARVIS records everything. “Do you need me to do anything else, Mr. Stark?”

Peter’s eyes jump to Tony, as if to make sure that it’s really him who is allowed to answer this time. Tony gives him a tiny nod. “Dinner?”

Pepper blinks once. “Dinner?” Peter nods, suddenly shy. “You want me to make you dinner?”

“No,” he shakes his head, getting even shyer, half-hiding behind his father. “Stay?”

There’s the real difference between Tony’s version of Mr. Stark and Peter’s. Because when Tony would ask Pepper to stay for dinner, she would only roll her eyes and say goodbye, most likely thinking he was joking around (even though he wasn’t. He wants Pepper to stay for dinner and lunch and breakfast and all the time in between.). But when Peter asks her, she rewards him with a warm, honest smile. “I would love to.”

Tony isn’t sure if Peter knows what a wingman is, but he’s already the best wingman Tony ever had.

“Awesome,” Tony says, unable to contain the bubbling happiness inside him. “I hope you like dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets and curly fries, Miss Potts, because we’re treating ourselves tonight. After that board meeting and inventing flying cars, we deserve it. Right, buddy?”

Peter cheers and claps in excitement, his painted beard getting smudged a little bit.

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tony stark: oh god, okay, tony, keep it together, it’s only YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

also tony stark: [SCREAMING INTERNALLY]

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Can you do 26 for the whump prompts?

26. Panic attack

AN: this was actually a challenge to write in 30 minutes but I hope this is alright ahhh. 

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“Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask.”

FAVOURITE MOVIE HANDS DOWN. Also, when Peter said he loves Miles, it made my whole 2019, so of course I gotta draw this duo. <3 Redbubble | Ko-fi

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