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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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red dwarf was wild

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Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

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If you haven't watched yet, here is a gif to entice you:

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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being in old fandoms is hilarious because you'll see like, a really good fanart that someone reblogged yesterday so you go to follow the artist and they've been inactive for five years

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Welcome to my multi-fandom blog

My AO3 fanfiction:

Red Dwarf (10)

Good Omens (5)

Supernatural (5)

Loki (2)

One Piece (1)

Our Flag Means Death (1)

The Witcher (1)

[You are welcome to remix/translate/podfic any of my fics, just please: 1) link the original & 2) don't host outside AO3. You do not have to ask me first.]

What does my pseud mean? I made this tumblr when I was really into Dirk Gently which had a character Mona that morphed in a way similar to Red Dwarf's polymorph--hence poly-mona.

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@mystrothedefender I have been inspired to fanfic:

Lister’s getting older, and one day he finds he just can’t quite make it up to the top bunk anymore. “Lister—” “Yeah, Rimmer?” “What are you doing in my bed?”

Oh god I just realised that lister still sleeps in the top bunk. I know thats so obvious but like. He's getting older now, he's almost 60, he canonically can't get up into his bed if he's too drunk. Yet he's still sleeping in that bunk. He's stubbornly staying in his bedroom with rimmer even now that it's actually inconvenient and impractical, even dangerous for him.

Idk exactly where I'm going with this but oh my god they are still roommates.

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American Roadtrip Part 2: Motel Edition! (Part 1)

Sometimes you need to engineer your own fanfic trope. As a treat.

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New tumblr news meme has dropped

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im crying every time i vulcan salute someone i wanna say “live fast and get fucked or whatever” but i know i cant because the other person probably wont know what im referencing 😕

please can we all raise awareness for this thanks

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𝘖𝘩 𝘈𝘻𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘦…

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shhh the supreme archangel is taking notes

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Arise from the ashes

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i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

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imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.