anthony j. crowley really is the character ever. he's the snake of eden. he's millions of years old. he can stop time. he likes to feed ducks. his vintage car is cursed to forever play queen. he invented the selfie. he drinks six shots of espresso straight. he lied about starting the spanish inquisition and they believed him. he lost the fucking antichrist. she's genderfluid.
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i think it's really funny when people describe Crowley's hair as silky or soft or something along those lines in fics, because if you look at David Tennant closely, you can see they used like 50 hair products on his hair to sculpt that shit to perfection. it's probably hard as a rock or stickier than glue. i want a fic where it's like:
Crowley rests his head on Aziraphale's chest, snuggling close. The angel smiles and raises his hand to stroke his hair, but once his fingers are buried in those shiny red locks, they're trapped in a crunchy sea of slick goop. The slimy texture sticks to his fingers like superglue. He tries to pull his hand back, but it's completely stuck. Not even three consecutive miracles can do the trick. He prays for salvation.
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He's been in love for somewhere between 82-13 billion years.
More Aziraphale: Babygirl / Smitten / Help him
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I love this screenshot because the context is "Aziraphale trying to get people to go to a meeting he's hosting and Crowley is tagging along"
but this more conveys "If you don't agree to go to my husbands party I will personally hunt you down >:(" and it's adorable.
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if i was a billionaire I would just keep funding my hyperfixations. Oh what? good omens s3 cgi is over budget? heres 4 million don't worry bout it.
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