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“You two have a bad habit of acting like fools and calling it heroic.”

- The Darkling describing almost every YA fantasy hero ever

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Filipino Isekai

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Love these two idiots.

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what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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Voting for Democrats is the "leaving the house, getting some exercise, and drinking more water is good for your mental health" of societal change. Everyone keeps telling you to do it, worst of all your mom keeps telling you to do it, and it's not a magical cure-all, but it actually works and rotting in your room shitposting does not help in either scenario.

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Ravka if Alina had learned the history of oppression, segregation and genocide of Grisha and current political affairs instead of writing lengthy letters to Mal, whining how much pretty privilege Grisha had and thinking she could solve the philosophy of Grisha powers on her own:

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Mushrooms are the reproductive organs of subterranean mycelial networks, and are typically harvested for food just before the stage of growth where they'd release their spores, so if certain fringe theories about mycelial intelligence are correct, we've basically made a culinary industry out of edging a hivemind.

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Unmute !

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I’m just going to leave this here

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happy ides of March

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Me, when a fantasy character claims they don't want her super rare, super unique, super powerful magical magic:

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Definitely headcanon that one a bit, that the Tullys thought Jaime was gay. Hilariously wrong, but entirely reasonable

i don’t even remember who said that lysa and hoster were convinced that jaime was gay but it remains one of my favorite tidbits from the whole series. you are lysa arryn, 15, fully prepared to be this gay guy‘s pretend wife while he is ACTIVELY having sex with his twin sister. and then he joins a holy celibacy boyband and you get married to westerosi joe biden. sucks to suck ig sorry lysa.