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low effort doncil angst AUGHH they wound me

check out @cheesepeese1017's cecil headcanon yall it's SO GOOD RAAGH

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she looks flabbergasted like she just got transported into the backrooms from some fucking lecture at uni just before she was about to give one of her annoying little shit monologues TwT /pos

my pet stickbug

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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"I know we'll never grow old together, cause you'll never grow old to me" 🎵💗

Some bubbline for pride month! First time drawing them in roughly 10 years

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hey guys check it out I can do a frontside 180 with my stomach haha

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swiss army knife

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butch4butch

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john mulaney retelling the way sir patrick stuart introduced salt... and PEPPER!?

i love that salt and pepper come in a set. here is salt, a building block of humanity, one of the basic human tastes, essential to life on earth, absolutely fundamental.

and here's pepper. it's fine.

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i recently finally watched american psycho for the first time and, honestly, it was more entertaining than i thought it'd be. and it was entertaining BECAUSE the main character is such a caricature. it's so painfully obvious that i have a hard time believing anyone would think it isn't. please someone explain to me how a person can have enough brain function to continue breathing but not to realize that a miserable guy that can't form any sort of connections with others and kills people for no reason while giving absurd monologues ISN'T THE GUY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE & RELATE TO.

huh, i'm beggining to think the "male loneliness epidemic" might not be women's fault...

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

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House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

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no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient

she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live

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thank u taxpayers 🩷

standing for his nation

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autism

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything