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I love posting and dipping

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ominous

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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very funny when a ship tag consists entirely of one person losing their goddamn mind about it into the void

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smut that is NOT tasteful. smut that IS like other smut. smut that does NOT exist to be an exploration of character. smut that IS designed to titillate. for that matter let's start calling it "pornography." I am tired of half-hearted defences of some types of pornographic writing in only some contexts. pornography is not inherently morally suspect because of its sexual nature.

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used to work at mcdo btw

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youre not “bad at art” you just need to find a character to latch onto to where you draw them 1 million times and you improve dramatically

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Steven Meisel for Dolce & Gabbana

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LABYRINTH (1986) | Dir: Jim Henson

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I read somewhere that when the first Star Wars movie came out, Vader/Leia was a decent-sized ship.

GOD rightfully so, wish i was living in that world rn. i remember as a kid that the scene where leia is being held between vader and tarkin had me just.... feeling very Abnormal about it. probably a big part of what's wrong with me today. ^^ and obviously nowadays the daddaughter of it all is 🤌

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"Poor thing." (condescending) (flirting)

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ok i’m done being crazy lol

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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yeah. so this is terretory nsfw except animal crossing au. i don't know how we got here either but we are in fact here. see the whole thing on the evil site (VERY nsfw.)

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yeah. so this is terretory nsfw except animal crossing au. i don't know how we got here either but we are in fact here. see the whole thing on the evil site (VERY nsfw.)