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Most My Posts Are Satire
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Scout from TF2 for the last time any post with the weirder timeline update tag is /JUnreality warning for this blog(They/them) (If you wanna refer to me by a name you can just call me Bunny)
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Okay whatever I haven’t posted in a long time now, this blog is dead.
I’m gonna plug my poetry blog, which I’ll probably end up posting on at least 10% more than I do on this one.
Sorry I didn’t commit to keeping this blog alive (although I doubt people were that committed to it.)
https://my-minds-foolsgold.tumblr.com/
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No that’s what makes it weird
I was so overturned to hear about Ben Shapiro’s death like I don’t give a shit about him as a person, but I do wanna know how you manage to piss off eight strippers that badly
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Because of the getting beat to death by eight strippers part, can’t you read?
I was so overturned to hear about Ben Shapiro’s death like I don’t give a shit about him as a person, but I do wanna know how you manage to piss off eight strippers that badly
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Hehehehehehehehe
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I was so overturned to hear about Ben Shapiro’s death like I don’t give a shit about him as a person, but I do wanna know how you manage to piss off eight strippers that badly
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I was so overturned to hear about Ben Shapiro’s death like I don’t give a shit about him as a person, but I do wanna know how you manage to piss off eight strippers that badly
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Septuple kill!!
Reblog this to make a transphobe instantly have a heart attack and die <3
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Reblog this to make a transphobe instantly have a heart attack and die <3
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I’m so sick of people referring to the Disney corporation as “the mouse”.
Mickey Mouse is a character. He is not real. He does not make the decisions that sustain the capitalist nightmare empire the Disney corporation has become. Disney is not a faceless corporation.
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THIS is the man in charge. Bob Chapek. Do not let him hide behind a cartoon character. That is what they want, to shift the blame onto something that does not exist, to keep you from addressing the man responsible.
Remember his face, remember his name, and hold him responsible for his actions.
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I swear I pay more attention usually
Does anyone have the blank format of that Robert Downey Jr. meme where it’s just him looking surprised on a white background next to some text?
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To this day I still think about the video of Kate McKinnon getting forcibly escorted from the Disney’s Hercules musical on Broadway
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Thanks you absolute creature, your the best.
Does anyone have the blank format of that Robert Downey Jr. meme where it’s just him looking surprised on a white background next to some text?
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I didn’t need to see Elon Musk tweet at Jeff Bezos to tell him that getting slapped on his head is the bald equivalent kink to spanking
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Does anyone have the blank format of that Robert Downey Jr. meme where it’s just him looking surprised on a white background next to some text?
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I didn’t need to find out that Ted Cruz was the other person running the unfuckable blog on Tumblr. If anyone else who runs a popular tumblr blog is secretly a politician, please get up and leave now.
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Imagine trying to distract the general public from your atrocities by telling people your anthropomorphic candy sucks cock
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Know a distraction when you see one.
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(1/19) urgent: single black mom needs to catch up on bills before february.
hey y’all. i’m back again. single mama named rachel here, trying to feed my daughter and keep a roof over our heads. i have food stamps, but i need urgent help with the rent, and other bills (electricity/water). tentative goal of $500.
paypal.me/empressrache cashapp: $empressrache
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