potatosapien5
potatosapien5
gay with certified bad ideas
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check out my speculative evolution blog @astrobiosphere-studies!aspiring paleoartist, but also [insert current hyperfixation lmao] enthusiast and random shitposter —— they/them & he/him(maybe???) taller than Sinosauropteryx prima, shorter than Crocodylus porosus, looking for a museum
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potatosapien5 · 2 days ago
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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something
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potatosapien5 · 3 days ago
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potatosapien5 · 3 days ago
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when drawing requires you to draw
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potatosapien5 · 4 days ago
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no guys but what if the voice over the phone told him this part of the prophecy . no guys but what if he knew about it . no guys but what if he was in such constant fear that it eventually broke him and he had to run from everything . no guys but what if that fear and that running away broke whatever contract he had with the voice over the phone and lead them to discard him like a piece of garbage . no guys but what if he blamed tenna for everything that happened to him because the fear that was brought upon him was triggered by this part of the prophecy . no guys
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potatosapien5 · 4 days ago
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I know they furiously masturbate in anger about each other as they cry themselves to sleep like they used to furiously masturbate together before crying themselves to sleep [while cuddling].
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potatosapien5 · 4 days ago
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potatosapien5 · 4 days ago
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POP MUSIK!
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potatosapien5 · 4 days ago
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two little dreemurrs jumping on the couch
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potatosapien5 · 4 days ago
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ermm
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potatosapien5 · 4 days ago
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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potatosapien5 · 9 days ago
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I am beyond pissed at colossal right now. I’ve had to stop watching some of my favorite creators because they partnered with colossal, which is an incredibly shitty thing to do at this time. I don’t know whether they’re being paid or are just ignorant, but seeing Lindsay Ellis on a colossal video broke something in me.
Also, important PSA! For everyone still thinking “well they’re at least cloning red wolves so that their populations will recover, so they’re doing some good”
they’re not even doing THAT.
I’ll link a couple sources that I’d REALLY recommend looking at for context, but my basic summary of the situation is that they cloned a bunch of coyotes from a separate population of canids called the gulf coast canids, and lied about the identity of their cloned “wolves”. This is bad because even these particular coyotes ARE morphologically and behaviorally distinct from red wolves, which means they can’t occupy the red wolf niche. Coyotes are mesopredators that like to hunt smaller prey, and they struggle to occupy the macropredatory niche of wolves. Also, the issue with red wolf conservation was never genetic diversity, it’s a lack of proper habitat and cases of mistaken identity (farmers will shoot a red wolf thinking it’s a coyote, and suddenly the population has drastically reduced).
Also, turns out that ACTUAL red wolf conservation organizations weren’t informed that this was happening! I wanted to fact check this at multiple sources, but seeing the Red Wolf SAFE program say that they weren’t told anything about this cemented it for me that yeah, colossal really did just fucking lie their asses off.
So please, anyone who’s under the impression that colossal is doing anything for actual conservation, know that they’re not. Colossal is such an absurdly, comically evil company, I don’t know how they’re even real. Heck, the CIA has invested in them, and I’m pretty confident that the CIA wasn’t thinking about saving mammoths.
Sources:
This is a really good video that sums everything up well:
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A link to the Red Wolf SAFE program’s statement on colossal’s actions:
Statement from the Wolf Conservation Center (as far as I can tell they’re a reputable source):
CIA investment source:
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potatosapien5 · 11 days ago
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also. this is gross. but i'm quitting smoking and what no one tells you is that for awhile, i saw some ppl online saying up to a year even, that means you're just hacking up like mucus encased tar. cuz apparently there's these hair like things called cilia in your lungs that slowly move stuff upward so you're able to cough it out, and smoking like. 24/7 365 for the past 5 years had my cilia all fucked up, so now it's finally coming back online and being like holy shit you need this out of here NOW.
anyways don't smoke kids. smoking weed is still smoking and your lungs hate it. fuck vaping too. just eat a gummy or make your flower into a delightful little tea this shit sucks so bad yall
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potatosapien5 · 27 days ago
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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing
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potatosapien5 · 27 days ago
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I made an evil mammal quiz. Enjoy
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