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When I lose my train of thought it is near impossible to recover because my brain instinctually plays dial up modem noises in my head and then blue screen critical error thunks and then I’ll hear the Windows restart startup jingle and oh fuck oh god it’s worse the errors are piling up oh no it’s restarting itself THE DIAL UP IS INTERRUPTING SHUT DOWN PROCEDURES OH MY GOD JUST UNPLUG UNPLUG IT

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“4.” And then there’s a stock cartoon picture of a pen.

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This is literally me. My stomach will bubble or I’ll get a weird pain (not even on the right side) and I’ll just think, “well, my time has come,” and start internally working out how I’ll get to the hospital, how to tell my boss I’m dying and can’t come in, and what last words I’ll leave before I die in surgery.

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Chris Christie really be out here wondering why he’s not connecting with the younger voters when “no off topic questions” is a staple in almost every Vine compilation.

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Hadeon task: When you were objectively the least problematic of the group but you’re the one facing the punishment chore.

Achillean task: When you’re super confident about the task in front of you, unless that ONE LITTLE thing comes up

Hestian task: When you’re doing your job despite knowing the fun drunk is stealing the credit for it anyways.

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

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he got naughty rope go to naughty room

the transition im crying

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BASED

Im losing my shit

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Yes.

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@howmuchismuch Omg is he no longer living in the box? So proud of himb.

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Is this Akemi Homura?

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This is a targeted attack against George Orwell.

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When the death is the only one that hits hard enough to make the show have actual consequences after 500 episodes of prolonged plot armor and “mysteriously they didn’t die despite the fact that we watched them die on screen.”

this doesnt seem like a popular opinion on here but sometimes i like when characters die. sometimes its needed to raise the stakes and sometimes its the end best befitting of the character and sometimes its needed to move the narrative forward and sometimes its the only way a character would believably leave their story behind and sometimes it just spices things up a bit. sometimes its fun to watch characters die . sorry

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I would just like to say to anyone who thought this game had potential: Remember to wash your hands and gargle when you get home.

I’m losing it at this Direct screenshot.

The poorly made kid’s cartoon aesthetic

The slapped on Ariel font

The fact that Tim’s most important trait is his red hoodie

The emotionless stare that can only be described as a man questioning why he exists

It’s even better when it cuts to Pikachu who has the voice of a 60 year old stone hearted chain smoker who’s seen too many things to have faith in this world anymore.

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Hi I’m currently dying at this sequence of events at the end of Phoenix Wright JFA and I want to share this beautiful scene with the world:

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Yes. I’d put my newfound collection of Pokémon and Okami plushies on my bed, couch and every other surface in my house. Duh

If you got what you want, would you know what to do with it?

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The primordial continent crab awakes to consume