#rip vine

[nyamcattt]

so no head?

[filmbropilled]

help I've been crying laughing at this (I made it)

[yourlocalfairygothparent]

-At the local market-

Raiden: Look at how cute these pens are! :))

Kung Lao: Raiden, that's gay.

Raiden: . . . .

Raiden: Lao, we've been dating for 3 years-

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Kung Lao: Imagine being like, gay or something like that.

Raiden: Lao, we've been sleeping together for like 8 months.

Kung Lao: Okay but that's not like, GAY-gay, you know?

Raiden: Lao, you're literally a bottom.

Kung Lao: . . .

Kung Lao: . . . . .

Kung Lao: "LaO, yOu'RE liTeRalLy a BoTtoM-“

[thecasualauthor]

@jilymicrofics March Prompts Day 18: Focused

This was inspired by a vine. RIP vine, you live on in our hearts. And my Jily microfics apparently.

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Lily Evans is completely, one hundred percent focused on her essay for potions when James Potter comes crashing through the ceiling, taking part of the building with him.

Lily shrieks and springs up from her seat in the Gryffindor common room and stares in shock at the sight before her. James Potter lies on his back, spread-eagled on the ground. He turns his head to hers at her loud outburst and grins.

"Hey Evans," he says, and out of pure instinct, Lily replies,

"Hey Potter." They're silent for a few moments.

"That hurt," James says matter of factly, and Lily lets out a high pitched scoff.

"Hospital wing?"

"Hospital wing."

[zombbunn]

[itspkuwu]

EEnE as vines because why not

[cloudstarcats]

*at a peak lords meeting (that has somehow managed to dissolve into a gossip session-)*

Shang Qinghua: look I’d love to like do your paper work but I’m kinda busy being married my guy

Lui Qingge: your demon husband-?????

Shen Qingqui *half paying attention, busy doing his nails-*: your husband hasn’t let you come to any drinking hangs bro he doesn’t deserve you

Shang Qinghua: yeah but like- wait-

Shen Qingqui *looks up*: if he doesn’t treat you right by now, your gone

Shang Qinghua: I’m gone!

Both at the same time: Now go chop his dick off!

[lvpislvzuli]

Avatar 2 characters as iconic Vines

Jake @ Lo’ak: when will you learn?! When will you learn?!? That your actions have CONSEQUENCES!

Neytiri the entire movie: release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind… “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhh”

Neteyam the entire movie: aaaaa…Aaaaa…AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Lo’ak the entire movie: Kevin—Kevin don’t—Kevin, watch the light dude! *smashes light*

Tuk getting captured by the RDA: Well, when life gives you lemons!

Kiri watching her bros fighting with Ao’nung: can I get a waffle? Can I pleeeaase get a waffle?

Spider @ Kiri: don’t tell your mother 😏 kiss one another 😏 DIE FOR EACH OTHER!!!!

Tsireya @ Lo’ak: accept yourself! Love yourself! Accept Yourself!

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Vaggie: Toss me my keys

*CRASH*

Vaggie: I SAID MY KEYS

Angel: I thought you said printer!

Vaggie: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER-

[warringwarrioridiot]

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal."

[abyssalbest]

Talia: Son.

Damian: Yes, mama?

Talia: How old are you boy?

Damian: I am 10 mama.

Talia: Take this knife. Go hunt bear.

Damian:

Damian: Just one?

Talia: Ohohoho!

[taffydragonart]

Apparently I'm reblogging stuff in my sleep now? Weird. I really need to break the habit of looking through my phone before bed. Anyway, here's another pic since I just wasted everyone's time

[talefoundryshow]

Talebot’s definitely got his hands full…

[dbmars]

Sometimes they need an autopsy break

[eepybogsoup]

road work ahead

Uh yeah I sure hope it does

[werewolfsister]

”Return to Sender” (39)

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