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คโ โWe are NOT doing that ... โ
#cyneris#;dash comment#dash comment#/THE WAY I GIGGLED#/THEY ARE SKIPPING INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER!!
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for everyย ๐ญ i receive, i will write one thought my muse has had about yours; accepting || @darabeatha
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โHow does one keep such a serious face all day? Does that man even laugh? Smile? I would almost think he was made of stoneโฆif not for the fact that he is a living cookie in human form. Maybe he can out the oven this way...โ
#OUT THE OVE N#FIRST SWORDS; THEN COOKIE; WHAT'S NEXT REALLY#/im sorry but whenever this is brought up i laugh because- HE REALLY IS A LIVING COOKIE#/like if u got mad enough at him u could EAT him OLIKJNKGR#PROBLEM SOLVED#;saved#saved#ardenssolis#/he only smiles when its about coffee and not even always bc sometimes it doesnt meet his expectations of enough pressure etc etc#in his cookie form i bet the dough is really crunchy like- hard; i never tried an espresso flavored cookie but#his dough must be really tough to chew i have no doubts#which this is an actual thing in cr! like as an example; a.lmond cookie has a tough and crispy taste apparently#and his dough doesnt smell much like almonds anymore bc of the overwork and tough cases he faces#i'll have to think about what e.spresso tastes like; cookie wise#anyways; pharaoh meets cookie
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ESPRESSO AS A BABY? NO WAY
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His type? someone elegant and eloquent with their speech, who understands the beauty of precision and orderโ and who does not add milk to coffee.
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#โโฐ ย ๐๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ซ. ๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ง๐. ; aesthetic#;aesthetic#aesthetic#;wardrobe
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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
#;musing#musing#โโฐ ย ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ? ; musing#;about#about#/PRECISELY
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#โโฐ ย ๐๐ก๐ข๐ฌ? ๐๐ก ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ญ๐จ๐๐๐ฒ ; crack#;crack#crack#;self#self#;ooc#ooc#/ME#/but also this was very me with h.erb cookie bc i lit had to get all the fragments individually in order to get him#DISGUSTANG!!!!!
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/ Remembering about that one time I couldn't find much r.ed v.elvet content and i thought I would have the energy to draw him 3894638743 times
#;ooc#ooc#now i dont even have the energy for one (1) thing THE PAIN#spiritually i am writting 38974378 replies of 83643487 paragraphs aswe speak
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his thousand yard stare and flat ass have captivated me mind and soul
#;about#about#/ME AT E.SPRESSO#โโฐ ย ๐๐ก๐ข๐ฌ? ๐๐ก ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ญ๐จ๐๐๐ฒ ; crack#;crack
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#โโฐ ย ๐๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ซ. ๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ง๐. ; aesthetic#;aesthetic#aesthetic#q.
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found this espresso talk sprite in the files...apparently this is what he looks when heโs embarrassed
#โโฐ ย ๐๐๐ฌ ๐'๐ฆ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐. ๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ? ; self#;self#self#/IM SCREAMING#/WHY DOES HE LOOK PETRIFIEDDDDDD MORTIFIED EVEN!#the fact my man is not even red he lit looks scared for some reasonOFIGJFN#the proper response when u feel embarrassed
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Wtf latte and espressoโs exchanges are cute as hell
#โโฐ ย ๐๐๐ฌ ๐'๐ฆ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐. ๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ? ; self#;self#self#/THEIR DYNAMIC IS SO CUTE FRFR#he's like exhausted with everyone a n d her but-- maybe he can make a tiny exception for her-- but only tiny and for once ok!!
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I will be taking no further questions
#โโฐ ย ๐๐๐ฌ ๐'๐ฆ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐. ๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ? ; self#;self#self#TRULY
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@astreim replied; mael would ๐โโ๏ธ i mean wha-
โ Professor Ehlert, you seem to be forgetting that I too, can perfectly handle things on my own without the need for your assistanโ โ
-yoinks !- He can't even finish his sentence before he gets suddenly grabbed by the waist and pulled closer against Mael in what he can only later process as a matter of 2 seconds; perfect timing as the (now missed) piece of cake goes flying right past the spot where Espresso had been previously lecturing Mael at. Did the food fight already start!? none of these students are in primary school to be pulling such childish games !
#astreim#m.ael: -casually pulling e.spresso around like a rag doll-#e.spresso: -face planting against m.ael's chest-#RIOPUOIDRIGJR#HIS GLASSES!!!#E.SPRESSO JUST LIKE;; -STAYS STILL THERE FOR 3 SECONDS BEFORE PULLING AWAY- i had already seen that before you!#he is not surprised in the slightest ๐๐๐#/oh to be resting against m.ael's chest- pillows...#;astreim : m.ael
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I think it says a lot (that as of rn) the only icons I have of him genuinely smiling are when he's drinking coffee-
#;ooc#ooc#i realized that just now OIUTEOITRYT#truly a moment of bliss#i understand him but to me its tea with milk; the perfection-#also the tiny e.spresso cookie enjoying his cup of coffee is so cute ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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