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do you guys think remy from ratatouille counts as a disney princess? here’s what i mean:

-wanted to peruse something he love but had no support from friends or family

-fled home only to find refuge with a man who needed remy as much as remy needed him

-in the end becomes loved by all and is able to continue his dream

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“kurt kelly. quarterback. he is the smartest guy on the football team. which is kinda like being the most popular person on tumblr”

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oh wow! another netflix show with actual good queer rep! wonder how long it’ll take for it to be cancelled for another poorly done heterosexual relationship🤨

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i think we should start advertising things that’ll make your life harder instead of easier like:

Do you have back problems? Well boy to we have a problem for you!

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guys what…what if i made one noodle. not like one thin normal sized noodle, but rather a b l o c k of noodle. like i make the dough and everything and then i shape it into a log and cook it and then ate it

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just for your guilty viewing pleasure here’s every spelling i’ve ever seen for this name:

kayden, caden, cayden, kaden, caeyden, kaydan, cadan, kadin, cadin,kaiden and i think there’s more but my brain can’t comprehend the letter c and k anymore

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concept: the road work ahead vine but with every road sign you see

“speed hump uh yeah i sure hope it does”

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sub or dub?

neither. i prefer actually GETTING bitches

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julius put his whole caesussy in that salad. DAMN

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so marinette give félix the dog miraculous. and then is next to him AND cat noir. and then looks at the both of them NEXT TO EACH OTHER. with both of their hair the same, both of their voices the same. knows that one of them is félix. knows that félix has an identical cousin. his identical cousin is ADRIEN and STILL fails to put two and two together

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my brain is made of cotton candy. but instead of cotton candy it’s fiber glass.

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if anyone. ANYONE. deserves compensation in this world or the next, it’s the cabbage man

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no little german boy don’t go into the drag show

oh mien gott jaaasssss

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do you guys think this is what tumblr sounds like to those outside of this god forsaken app?

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i had a dream last night that i was bullying machine gun kelly. i was making fun of his music and then he looked at me crying and went “🤘punks not dead” and then it ended

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okay so miraculous ladybug right? felix’s mom and adriens mom are twins? mhm yeah? identical of course, but we don’t know about felix’s dad, and from what i know, gabriel is an only child, HE FUCKED THEM BOTH- FELIX AND ADRIAN ARE HALF BROTHERS

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when no one else does, i know my boy cheezbot got me he a real one fr fr