#road work ahead

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

okay so I got curious and googled my blog?

and I have no idea what determines the phrases underneath the website, but I was like “wtf does ‘a crime’ link to???” AND-

ITS THE FUCKING ROAD WORK AHEAD POST

THATS WHAT COMES UP WHEN YOU GOOGLE ME AND I LOVE IT

[catfindr]

[kermit-coded]

i forget that people don't just like... know all the things i do. like my family is so used to me being an encyclopedia of random bullshit that i forget most people don't know things like the year the titanic sank and who gregor mendel was and what the hope diamond is off the top of their heads. so basically it's like

my coworkers: trying to explain something to a kid/making a joke/etc.

me: oh yeah, like *random fact*

coworkers: why do you know that?

[gavamont]

A wizard that uses road signs infused with magic to grant the powers associated with them. Obviously the stop sign is the most useful, and yield is also pretty good too. However a one way sign can also be very useful if used correctly to redirect hoards of minions.

And of course…

[vilf-lover]

sam reference AND vine reference?!?!?

[idontwannapickausername]

Tori, as they pass the sign: ‘Road work ahead’? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does

Jade: *rubs temples* Do you really have to say it every single time?

[rose-above-dark]

Ok fine, I’ll admit my hubris.

What does the “road work ahead? I sure hope it does!” Joke mean? I’ve been hearing it for years but I just. Never got the punchline, why do you hope the road is working? Working what? Why do you want there to be road work? Sorry I’m just. Very stupid, can someone explain the joke to me please

[dankmemes23]

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

[weirdpngs]

[screechingprincessfox]

Y ah, I s re h pe it d es

[xxthe-emo-frogxx]

BLURRY PHOTO BUT i made "road work ahead uh yea i sure hope it dose" earings

[kermit-coded]

(context: i just finished reading a book about a happy king with one of the kids, all of them are six years old)

little boy: *messing around*

me: if you don't do your work, i'll be an unhappy king!

boy 1: don't you mean queen? you're a girl!

me: *is not out at work and doesn't know how progressive these kid's parents are* i can be a king if i want to!

boy 2: *dubious expression*

boy 1: nuh uh!

me: they're just words. if a boy wants to be a queen, he can. if a girl wants to be king, she can.

girl: why do you wanna be a king?

me: i want a sword.

girl: *hands me a silver colored pencil* here's your sword.

boy 1: sword fight!

[creelby]

who’s gonna buy me these

[i-quote-that-one-vine]

Trick or treat??

Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!