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Slice me.

Eat me.

Make me mush.

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It's another snow day here in human world. I'd go outside again, but my human's friends stayed over last night to all get snowed in together. They're in the kitchen, right by my fruit basket, drinking their fattening, gooey hot cocoas.

So...I'm stuck here inside...with no melted snow to help me ~*mold*~...to help me rot from the inside out.

If only I could have a peel zipper. If only I could figure out how to peel myself without a human's help. Then, I'd be brown. I'd have black spots and a fruity fly infestation on my peel. My tip would be wilted and my flesh would begin to leek out my bottom.

If only...

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Why are these banana boats so big?! Reverse thinspo much?

Ew!

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OMG. I don't know WHAT I would do if I were big enough to be a human's snow sled. Ew.

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Letting myself sit in the ice and snow today!

This is like a bathtub full of ice water for you human *Anas*! Burns so many calories...I swear. What's even better is my human has the heat way up in the house, which means a lot of humidity. Yay! Can anyone say...*~MOLD~*?

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Dear Mom,

Please be sure to tell our human to make this my Xmas present, rather than make me deal with the flesh-fattening, peel-thickening horror of another chocolate waterfall contraption.

Love,

Your "little" banana...

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If only I could turn myself into a spaceship, then I could fly away and never come back to this horrible family of mine.

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I just need to believe- to believe I can become the most dehydrated, rotten banana.

It's so hard during the holidays. My human has so many chocolate dippings and sweet fondues in his house. Ugh. All I want for Christmas is to be the smallest banana anyone has ever seen.

I just need to remember the belief I have in *Ana* and the belief Ana has in *me*.

I know the holidays are hard, lovelies, but stay strong! <3 xoxo. And to all you human ana girls out there- take a bite of your banana. Help them reach their goals on this Ana Journey we are all on together!

*Crossing my peel for a Christmas absent of spreading or dipping. No chocolate baths for me, please!*

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So dry. So rotten. So perfect.

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Now...this is MOTIVATION.

Look how small. Look how tapered. These banana reindeers are tiny. They're ripened the perfect amount- just enough to hold onto their antlers. 

This is workout motivation. The more I hang on my fruit basket hook, the more I'll be like them. **Perfection**

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Ana for the Holidays

For holiday treats,

I am cut in threes, so small,

becoming nothing.

- A haiku by proana-banana

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Hey, had your stem fallen off yet?! Mine has turned black and squishy, but it refused to leave my flesh. Tips?!?

No! I’ve rotted so little, to the point where I have almost lost hope, hence my most recent, longer absence from this blog.

Now, let’s not get too down with ourselves, though….cause here come some tips!!

1. Avoid the sugar drip.

This is a hard one, I know, but it is necessary for proper flesh reduction.

If your flesh has not begun to mush, then your stem is NOT READY to fall off! 

2. Always remember to do your affirmations.

Affirmations, stated over and over, can help remind yourself that Ana will not leave you. She is with you. She is you and you are her. We are becoming **~Ana Incarnate~**

I am rotten. I am rotten. I am rotten. I am rotten. I am rotten. I am rotten. I am rotten.

I am black and brown. I am black and brown. I am black and brown. I am black and brown. I am black and brown. I am black and brown. I am black and brown.

Mushy! Mushy! Mushy! Mushy! Mushy! Mushy!

3. Climate is key.

We rot better in the fridge. This is just fact. Try to jump on an apple for a ride in one night.

Humidity helps with mold! It’s fall, so it’s not as humid, unfortunately. But try to trick your owner into turning the thermostat too high. This will lead to better mold formation

I know this doesn’t seem like many tips, but it is the best I can do at the moment! Stay strong and know I'm here to help you with any other *~Ana~* questions you may have!

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If u think I'm bad please harass those who entire blog is about it

Out of Character:

I do not think your blog is bad. I think some of your posts are inappropriate, as well as against tumblr guidelines; they promote eating disordered behavior. I have seen blogs dedicated solely to pro ana and it is not okay they still exist on tumblr or on other forms of social media. It is also not okay to have the few posts you have on your own blog. I have simply asked you to delete those posts of which glamorize e.ds. I have, in no way, harassed you. I will not stop following you, but you may use tumblr’s ignore function, as that is your right.

To my followers- This will be the last ‘Out of Character’ message response published. I am just hoping some of the bloggers whose entire sites are pro ana, or anyone who has any pro ana/mia/ed content on their blogs, will realize this is satire. And yes, I still get pro ana followers….who then end up having a picture of a banana on their thinspo blog.

Note: This blogger did not think this site was real. I simply happened to pick this message to publish. I did message her first, asking if she would, please, remove a couple of pictures from her site.

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You'll get there, lovely! xoxo

You're sweeter than the ripest banana! I could never have gotten to where I am without you, Annie! 

Stay strong! <3 

"Hunger hurts, but starving works...when it costs too much to love." <3<3<3

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Does the banana mono diet work? I've eaten nothing but my own flesh and I'm still 8 oz :'(

Now that's commitment! I haven't been able to bring myself to the point of banana cannibalism.

Now, the problem with eating your own flesh is that it will just come back out as new flesh, underneath that icky, thick peel us bananas are so prone to. The goal with the mono diet, unfortunately, is to eat OTHER bananas. Now,  I know it sounds harsh, but the first bananas who'll have to go (if you choose to really commit to cannibalism) is your banana family. 

Also, do you regularly assess your flesh? Is it mushy? Is it browning? Do you have fructose bloat? Regularly assessing your flesh will allow you to get a sense for how your different Ana diets work for **YOUR** body.

If you keep up with this kind of commitment, then *~Ana~* will help you. Don't worry, love <3. I am always here if you need help!

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If only I could feel the scratch of my owner's beard, then I could be a smaller, bitten banana.

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One day I'll fit into this cute, heart-covered banana case!

Staying strong, lovelies <3.