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Glynda: i currently have 7 empty notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them. suggestions?

Qrow: put spaghetti in it

Glynda: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you

James: put spaghetti in it

Glynda: i am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you

Ozpin: put spaghetti in it

Glynda: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Qrow: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

James: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

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Ozpin: Something brought you here, James. Call it what you will: fate, destiny...

James: An airship.

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Ozpin: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.

Qrow: Thank you!

Ozpin: I didn't say it was a good thing.

Qrow: What I'm hearing is you think I'm funny.

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Qrow: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.

James: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

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Glynda: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious. Ask him questions.

James, to Qrow: What's 7 times 7?

Glynda: Stuff he knows!

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James: I feel fine.

Qrow: You were just impaled!

James: Don't worry, I’ve been impaled before.

Qrow: YOU DON’T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING IMPALED, JAMES.

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The Inner Circle Responds to "I Love You"

Ozpin: I'm sorry

Glynda: I know

James: *laughs nervously*

Qrow: A horrible decision, really

Taiyang: *finger guns*

Summer: YEET

Raven: If only there was someone out there who loved you

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Qrow: You love me, right, James?

James: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Ozpin: There’s only one thing worse than dying.

Ozpin: *Rips off paper to reveal ‘James dying’.

James: Me.

Ozpin: NO!

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Qrow: Who the fuck—

Glynda: Qrow! There are children here! Language!

Qrow: Whom the fuck—

Glynda: No!!!

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Ozpin: I left a list of instructions for when I'm gone.

Qrow: This just says "Qrow, no."

Ozpin: Apply that to every scenario you can think of.

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James: What do you call disobeying the law?

Qrow: A hobby.

James: *crosses arms*

Qrow: ...That we do not engage in.

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Glynda: You promised you wouldn't.

Qrow: No, you ordered us not to.

Ozpin: There's a big difference.

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Qrow: Being gay isn't a choice.

Qrow: It's a game and I'm winning.

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Ozpin: I’ll keep all my emotions right here.

Ozpin: *points to chest*

Ozpin: And then one day I’ll die.

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Qrow, offering James a box of chocolates: Notice that I haven’t eaten any of the chocolate?

James: The box had two levels. You know it and I know it.