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Love that moment when your so stressed out you claw your face and now you have to explain the bloody scratches on your face to your dad and the cps worker
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The best part of working at olive garden isn't the money, it's the free food, not the bread. The soup
God I love soup
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The spirits contacted me and told me to tell you to fuck off and die
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Doubts and Surprises
My first post and Zelink oneshot on Tumblr! Hope you enjoy! I loved writing this one :)
Ship: Zelink
Warnings? None!
Zelink master list <——- my other one shots! :)
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Zelda didn't know why she was here.
Her father and his advisor, Tarak, were having what seemed like a private conversation (might as well have been) with herself being the topic of discussion along with the utter doom that loomed above Hyrule. One that she was reminded of every second of every day since she was six years old. She really tried to ignore them and think of something to take her mind off of their words but she couldn't.
Her green eyes focused on a tapestry in the far corner. The triforce was elegantly sewn into its dark blue fabric. Why did everything have to be a constant reminder of her failures?
She shifted her feet from side to side, her dress restricting her movements. Her hair itched the back of her neck. Her shoes pinched her toes. And the soles of her feet hurt.
"I think it would be beneficial for the princess to continue her training," Tarak's voice sliced through her thoughts.
Red filled Zelda's vision and her fists tightened at her sides. Training always ended with nothing but disappointment and failure. She knew it, her father knew it, and the people of Hyrule knew it.
"I agree." King Rhoam's voice carried through the throne room.
Of course he would. Zelda couldn't bring herself to look at her father. The King of Hyrule. She knew he meant well but he did a really good job of being a king instead of her dad. With Zelda's mother's passing, she had no one to teach her the ways of Hylia's sacred power. But the amount of training and praying to the silent goddesses gave nothing in return. Nothing but a boiling resentment that fueled Zelda's inner turmoil.
Did he not have another plan? Nothing to go off of? Clearly the last 11 years of training with nothing to show for didn't faze her father.
"She is scheduled to visit the last two springs. They are our last hope," Rhoam mentioned.
"Either spring will likely spark some power." Tarak added.
Zelda bit her tongue, nothing good would come out of arguing with either of them. Neither would listen to her. It always ended in flames when she argued with her father, she didn't need the both of them coming at her.
Her fists tightened with every agonizing second. How long had it been? At least a half an hour of them referring to her in third person. Would they even notice if she left?
Tears threatened to sting her eyes, she would not cry. Not in front of them. She needed out. She needed— Her eyes caught a familiar shade of blue, the champion's tunic. Her breathing stopped short all together when she met Link's ocean gaze. He was stationed by the wall with the master sword strapped to his back—something she used to despise with all her being but now it reminds her of him. He furrowed his brows slightly as he glanced between her and the King behind her.
That's right. He was here. She wasn't alone anymore. Oh why had she been so cruel to him before?
Maybe she could sneak out with him or come up with some excuse. She knew he would take her away from everything if she asked, which was unrealistic considering their circumstances and duty but Zelda still wished for it. It took everything in her not to run to him then and there.
He tilted his head slightly toward the door—-he must've seen the pleading in her eyes.
"Please be off with your training, Zelda." The golden haired princess never guessed she would be somewhat relieved for her father to say those words, though they still made her grit her teeth. Why did he ask for her in the first place? To listen to someone else drone on about how she should continue her sacred training? To have a second opinion? As if she didn't get enough scolding from him.
"Of course, Father." It took everything in her not to spit the words towards his neatly polished boots. She felt like a child all over again.
She spun on her heels and descended the steps—fighting the urge to sprint down the stairs—to meet Link. Her safety.
"Please escort her, Link."
Link didn't need such an order, he was already holding out his hand for her to take. Her fingers wrapped around his own and he led her out.
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.
Her other hand flew to her mouth as she heard the doors close behind her.
She didn't know where to go, but she didn't have to. Link tugged her down the hall without a word.
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Zelda's shoulders relaxed as she breathed in the fresh air of the castle gardens. The sun rose high in the sky with little clouds to cast away its warm rays. Her ears twitched as she heard bees zip between flowers and birds chirp in the trees. She had to admit, the castle crew had really outdone themselves with the garden grounds.
Her blonde-haired knight guided her towards one of the benches covered in peppered shade.
Her throat tightened, she wanted to cry for an entirely different reason. How can he be so thoughtful? I don't deserve it.
"Thank you, Link." She reluctantly released his hand and took a seat. Her heart sped in her chest, had she really held his hand the entire time?
He nodded once and gave her a slight smile.
"Do you really think the princess can do it?"
Zelda's shoulders tensed at the new voices. She turned her head to glance behind her. There were two guards strolling through the gardens, their armor clinking against their weapons.
"That's what the King says. If she listens to him we should be fine." The other replied to his comrade.
"I don't know. I've heard talk around. People have lost hope."
Their voices muffled as they rounded the corner towards the courtyard.
"I'll be back," Link said, his voice quiet. She flicked her gaze to him and her eyes widened.
"No! Link you don't have to talk to them. It's fine. They... have a right to doubt me."
"How can you say that?" he questioned.
"What?" Zelda didn't stop her mouth from falling open.
His eyebrows were knit together as he stared at her.
Her hylian ears drooped slightly and her voice cracked with despair. "They're right, Link. All I do is train and it's not enough. We're going to lose this war and it's going to be my fault." She shook her head as her tears fell. "How can you even look at me? A-and be so kind to me still?" She covered her eyes, she didn't want to see his reaction to her questions. "How can you not despise me? I can't even wield the power to aid you against him. I would doubt me too."
I do doubt me. She could almost hear her words out loud.
His boots tapped the cobblestone pathway and ended in front of her. She felt him grasp her hands and lower them away from her tearstained face.
"Prin... Zelda." The sound of his soft voice made more tears spring to her eyes. She didn't deserve his care or his kindness. She was a princess born to a throne of nothing. "They don't see how much passion you have for your people. For them." He sat down next to her. "You're amazing and they shouldn't talk about you any other way. You're doing everything you can. More than anyone... Please look at me."
She lifted her eyes to meet his blue ones and he continued. "You cannot disappoint or fail me... I'm... nothing but proud of you. I... I could never despise you."
Proud?
Her hands dropped to the bench as she stared at him with wide eyes. She couldn't remember the last time someone told her that. Maybe since before her mother passed. She also couldn't believe Link said so much in one minute.
Link's eyes went wide. He cast his gaze to the ground, blush flushing his cheeks. "A-am I out of line? I apologi-"
"No, no!" Zelda reached out to place a hand on Link's arm. He whipped his head toward her.
"Thank you. I didn't realize how much I needed to hear those words." She wiped her eyes furiously. "I-" She let out a breath. "Thank you," she repeated.
"Always," he replied quietly and gave her a smile.
Zelda smiled back and let her hand drop.
They sat in a comfortable silence, listening to the trees rustle in the light breeze.
"I don't know if this is the best time..." Link's voice never ceased to startle her, she was used to him being so silent. But she was happy about his newfound courage to speak. She thought it was silly but she hoped it was her that had something to do with it.
Her curiosity grew as he reached into one of his pouches, she leaned to the side to attempt to get a peek at what he had.
He pulled out a small screw and held it out for her to take. Zelda gasped, it was one of the guardian pieces! She carefully grasped it from his hands and stared at it in awe. Her father never let her near them, even less work with the ancient parts themselves!
"I found it at the training grounds for the guardians while walking back from patrol. No one was around to give it to so I... kept it..." His hand came up to scratch the back of his head. "You always talk about the guardians so... I thought..."
Zelda let a grin overtake her face as she stared at him.
His eyes caught hers and his hand froze, his face flushed with pink. She found it to be the cutest thing ever, the usual ever stoic knight blushing at his words.
"Link. This means everything, thank you."
"I- sure." He nodded and dropped his hand. She wanted to kiss him then and there.
"No really thank you. For everything you do. Even when you don't have to." For a silly moment, Zelda wished it wasn't because of his duty to her. But sometimes she thought any other appointed knight wouldn't do half the things Link does for her. Sure he protects her, that's a given. But even when it was his duty, she felt—hoped that deep down it was because of something more.
"I want to," he said simply with a shrug.
Zelda smiled again. Maybe everything would be okay. With the calamity, her training, the future. As long as Link was there she knew she could do it. With him by her side and hers by his.
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#FirstbornDaughterCore isnt just being a parent to kids you didnt have, its getting literally kidnapped and brainwashed,Then your family being more focused about how it felt to not be wanted enough to kidnap then how your brain is literally rewired and how your suffering from the deep emotional scarring from that.
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the two types of billford content
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Yes
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUPHEAD AMD MUGMANNNNNNNN
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Just Burnt my Middle finger print off, love that for me lol. There's just a circle a cooked flesh on my hand now.
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Self care is canceled it's time to get stoned, snuggle with my cat, and watch botw playthroughs
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Me: (Remembers something embarrassing I did/does something embarrassing)
Me: I need to die now
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I wish I could inject DrPepper Syrup straight into my veins
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Just paid drunk dude to go piss on a guy who was creeping on me. Best 8 bucks I ever spent
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Me after work: my feet my feet owieeeeee
The Voice in my head: Bath time make person soup with Epsom salt
Me: YIPEEEEE, I'm gonna bottle it and sell it,some internet freak will buy it
The bathroom wall spider: Hey, maybe dont-
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Literally Every Normal Kid at My school: alright, it's high-school, we gotta stop acting cringe-
My Autistic ass: I'm gonna consume copious amounts of the same niche internet cuphead fan content that I have been since the 6th grade and I'm a junior in high-school
Literally Every Normal Kid at My school: What-
My Autistic ass: I'm also gonna do so much drugs it would rival a 1920s jazz band
Literally Every Normal Kid at My school: WHAT-
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