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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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In light of some of the many things happening across the world this year, I thought this Pride Month needed a special illustration.

Happy Pride Month, may we all stay safe, look after each other, and keep painting our rainbows, no matter what. 🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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The evilest of creatures. Doing anything but work

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tried to draw mumbo! (^෴^);/!

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loser....

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Never ceases to bother me that men have the "women belong in the kitchen" argument but if we're talking about cooking professionally, it's a 'man's job'

Like what the fuck is that jump in logic??

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Yeah I know holding grudges isn't great. Forgiveness is better for your mental health or whatever but honestly? I don't think I'll ever forgive my own mother whenever I complain about boys who aren't acting right.

7th grade. This kid who sat behind me in a class constantly put his feet on the bag legs of my chair and tapped his heels on it. I asked him to stop, he said no and did it harder. I told my mom about it. Expressed how angry I was at how annoying he could be in our other interactions. She said: "maybe he just likes you☺️"

I didn't tell her about the creepy, annoying guy in my highschool.

College, My sophomore and junior year. I told her about this guy that made every woman in my department feel uncomfortable. We had to ask our teachers not to put us in projects with him because we didn't feel safe around him.

He looked over my shoulder while I was drawing and when I hid my sketchbook he asked to see it while still standing over my shoulder.

He kept trying to sit next to or directly behind me in classes, I ended up having to wait for him to get to class first instead of my usual 10 minutes early just so he was forced to sit down first.

We both worked backstage on a show once, different jobs though. I enjoyed dressing in nice stage blacks. Instead of black jeans and black sweatshirt or T-shirt I liked wearing a black jumpsuit, black skirt, black buttons down, whatever, I liked feeling cute. I wore my favorite black jumpsuit with a leather jacket once. He stared directly at my chest and said "you look really nice" his eyes only met mine on the last word and I pulled my jacket over my chest.

It happened too often. He was in enough of my classes that while I was getting dressed in the morning I would think of a cute outfit and then have to stop myself because "I can't wear that, it's too bodycon, and he is in my classes today" because I didn't want him to look at me.

At an event me and my friends watched him leave 15 minutes before we did. While we walked back to the dorms I got a weird feeling and casually looked behind me. He was a good 30ft behind us. When he noticed we noticed him, he walked faster. We got to my friend's hall and rode the elevator a couple times before taking the stairs down and going to the convenience store. He was waiting by the door. We had to hide out in my friend's dorm until we were sure he wouldn't be there.

I told my mother about this. She said "boys will be boys! Maybe he likes you!☺️"

THATS THE PROBLEM

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#👍🏻 nice

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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new fave video

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Pt2: this is my new favorite quote

I'm going to start collecting these unhinged author notes. Especially the theme of "sorry I haven't updated in while, *insert bizarre explanation*"

Reblog with any you've collected.

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I just got word the underclassman designing costumes for the school's Rocky Horror Show next fall is "making Frank queerer to go against societal norms"

Hun, Rocky Horror as never been societal norm

And Frank N' Furter has always been a queer icon so someone doesn't know the basic principle of the show their working on

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The gay French dogs have taken the hyperfixation slot in my brain and I WILL find a way to watch all the fucking episodes I don't CARE if I have to learn french

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I WANNA SQUISH THEM SO BAD

Cookies 'n cream seals 🍪🦭

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I was completely unprepared that after writing fanfiction and leveling up my writing skill would translate to the speech I gave at my sister's wedding. Like I talked about a silly Chex mix thing that the groom said months ago, I used a quote from a funeral scene from Criminal Minds, I thought the transitions were shit

But people wouldn't stop telling me it was the best one and that they had no idea I could 'write like that'?????

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my finished piece for @trafficzine ‘s 6th edition! go check out all the wonderful artwork and writing that was put into this project here !