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He only sleeps like this when he feels safe. I know that. That’s why I haven’t moved in hours. Even if my arm’s numb. Even if my chest feels too full. I’ll stay. As long as he needs. -Noa

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I didn't survive this house to be disrespected like this.

I swear, living with three other guys sounded fun… until I realized I’m the only one who knows how a laundry basket works.

Elion leaves his hoodies literally everywhere. Kai steals my snacks like it’s a sport. And Auren? Mysteriously disappears every time it’s cleaning day.

I’m not saying I’m the mom friend… But yeah. I’m the mom friend. -Noa

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Look closer

In this photo, I look pretty cool, haha. Too bad that’s the complete opposite of reality. Hey Kai, why do you look like a boiled fish?

-Elion

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I didn’t lie.

I just told the version of the truth you were ready to hear.

-Noa

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A moment I want to keep

Bella ran into the sunflowers like she owned the place. I followed her.

Now I’ve got dirt in my shirt, sunlight in my eyes, and a snoring dog on my chest.

I think this might be what peace feels like. Or at least... something close enough.

-Auren

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A moment I want to keep

Bella ran into the sunflowers like she owned the place. I followed her.

Now I’ve got dirt in my shirt, sunlight in my eyes, and a snoring dog on my chest.

I think this might be what peace feels like. Or at least... something close enough.

-Auren

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He's actually doing it (I have proof 🫡)

Auren: hey kai!! 👋 Auren: rumor has it you’re doing an interview?? 👀 Kai: wtf who told you that Auren: it’s called “being online”, kai 😌 Kai: tsk Auren: soooo is it true or what Kai: …maybe Auren: omg I’m hyped!! Kai: why Auren: cause I love seeing you suffer lol Kai: wow thx Auren: nah come on, it'll be fun. you get to be your dramatic self in front of people Kai: yeah just what I needed 🙄 Auren: I’ll cheer for you 🐶 me and Bella both Kai: she barks at me every time Auren: that’s how she shows love Kai: ok well tell her to stop loving me then Auren: never 😎

idk how long this will stay up before he deletes it but yeah. Kai. Interview. It's happening. (Bella’s gonna wear a bowtie for the occasion 🎀)

-Auren

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Just vibing. Still hotter than your ex—deal with it.

Hey, I’m Noa.

Today’s adventure: hit the arcade.

Did I spend more time sipping bubble tea than actually playing? Absolutely. Zero regrets.

At some point, a group of girls started giggling and staring my way.

I was like, "Is it the hair? The fit? The undeniable aura?"

But nah.

Turns out, they were checking out the guy behind me.

Rude.

Anyway. Confidence? Untouched.

Charm? Still lethal.

P.S. I picked that profile pic myself.

But seriously—Kai, your face in that shot? Bro. You look like you just unlocked your front camera by accident.

-Noa

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Kai's morning vibes

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to take a picture of me while I'm half-asleep? 🙃 I look like a mess, I feel like a mess, and yet, here we are.

Yeah, I'm in my pajamas. Yeah, I'm smoking. Yeah, I look annoyed as hell. But the sea's nice, so... I guess I'm alive.

Oh, and apparently someone thought it was a genius idea to use this photo as the profile picture for this damn blog. Like, seriously? I'm not amused.

Anyway, this is it. Welcome to the "probably not serious" blog. It's going to be a chaotic mess-just like me. You've been warned.

-Kai