#roommate problems

[the-muppet-joker]

Want to write some Adam x Eve x Vriska fanfiction but my stupid fucking roommate is doing a loud ass possession ritual even though it is 2am

[xordxord]

me in the roommate groupchat: guys i bound myself in salt and iron and flame and green juniper and now i can't break the boundary <\3 can anyone come help me

guy nicknamed 'stupid chud roommate who i hate': again? im running out of fire extinguishers.

[tonythmfb]

Trying to find a roommate for next semester when you have like 0 friends feels like this

Like, you like They Might Be Giants? Omg me too!

…

PLEASE LIVE WITH ME!

[catsthepope]

Just had to tell my roommate she can’t fuck while I’m in the room 😀

She started crying and then apologized.

She’s very drunk.

[kinnies4despair]

WHAT THE FUCK.

MOD IBUKI JUST TRIED TO FORCE ME TO EAT MOLD???

she sat me down n gave me those fucking mr beast logan paul lunchable shits and blindfolded me and told me to eat??????? I thought she was just doing the pepped thing again but I ate it and I tasted something funny so I spat it out it was literally mold and now I'm throwing up. dude. my roommate is trying to kill me.......gh.....mod kokichi wake up I need to call you on discord :-((

[oneleggedflamingo]

I have lived with over 30 roommates over the past 4 years and now I have one that is really testing my patience. I already gave her direct feedback once when she was breaking the rules when I was right next to her. I hope to do it again, because otherwise she will never stop doing the things that make everyone's life more difficult. Unfortunately we can't really prove anything, it is just people seeing and hearing things. The puzzle pieces have been connecting this week and I hope to set things right. She has had and will have all the opportunities to take better action. If she doesn't and I catch her breaking the rules, then we will get her to move, by making a shared complaint.

[searchingforaddy]

When your roommate keeps your house frozen at all times, so when you get home from work you put a coat on even in the summer. I was like thank god it’s finally getting colder yesterday, thinking maybe she’ll turn the ac off, because it’s October after all, but the house is still frigid ….. starting to think she’s not human

[diagonal-queen]

i hate when my roommates bring people over (friends/partners whatever) and then if i go out into the kitchen/living area where they are, or even if i come across them when they're leaving the apartment and i'm coming back from somewhere, they always look at me like I'M the one who's not supposed to be there? like i'm not a resident who is paying rent for this place? like why am *i* the problem? you're literally a stranger in my residence leave me alone

[modernhistoryenthusiast]

Tempted to rob one of those lockdown era “how to wash your hands” from a college bathroom and put it up in the apartment so my fucking roommate starts washing her hands

[letmelickyoureyeballs]

One of my roommates keeps putting their hair in the recycling bin and I don’t know what to think about that

[unicorns-sparkles-and-rage]

i’m so pissed rn. i found out one of the roommates (roommate a) i was close with is a compulsive liar and she’s super petty and bitchy when she doesn’t get her way. my other roommate (roommate b) has trouble with artificial fragrances to the point where it makes him nauseous and gives him migraines. roommate a thinks our suite smells like ass and has these fragrance plugins which are bothering roommate b. when roommate b tries to communicate this roommate a starts talking shit behind his back. she also went as far as to spray a ton of perfume at his door. needless to say, roommate b contacted an RA as did i cuz that’s just fucked up. i also contacted the RDs which is what the RA suggested.

roommate b also found out that when roommate a got moved into our suite she lied about the reason 💀 she made up a whole sob story when she was actually the problem in the other suite

i’m hoping that the RDs get back to me soon because i’m real upset for roommate b. he also noticed that roommate a talks to me like i’m a baby and it seems to just be because i am autistic :/

[thats-cantorintuitive]

21 sept 2024 | number theory day

I studied ring of integers mod n today. I'll do more of the ring and group stuff tomorrow, there's a quiz coming up on Monday.

also my new study desk finally arrived today. and there was a minor (minor by the standards of an average, normal and fully functional member of the common society; Major, HUGE - by mine) screwup there as well [listen to me whine below the cut <3]

so my roommate didn't let me know about this desk business when I was in the study room (and she, in the dorm room), so she conveniently positioned the desks in a way that my bed is now too close to the balcony door (the current arrangement is in her favour - she essentially has no change while my bed has suffered a displacement of ~40cm which is unbearably irksome and even hurtful to my existence) and I feel a tad bit too claustrophobic. the 35-40cm shift in position is kind of unbearably painful to me (I um hate changes, absolutely hate them). she also left me with the dirtier desk so I had to wipe at it with my noodle arms for a longer while than it could've been (the surface was white, so I had no choice but to wipe at it for nearly an hour before realising that some of those dirty marks simply wouldn't go - and acceptance does not easily come to me)

I'm guessing that her not telling me was fully intentional because we're not the best buddies (we interact only out of necessity) and I am the kind to assume the worst of any random person that I meet in real life (in the sense, the worst that they can do to me), including myself. all this is kinda stressing me out, and I've not been able to sleep for the past half-hour or so because of the bed, and I'll never ask her to move her desk so I can move back my bed because I absolutely hate confrontations. so I just put up with her and adjust. and I absolutely hate it. my friend says that I have to speak up and can't be a pushover forever but then, ARGH I simply cannot wait for my own single room next year.

I already have a lot on my plate at the moment and the world only hurls more stuff at me, making it worse

it's fine (it's not, but the first step is to lie to my brain, so ┐(´ー｀)┌) because I already have a lot of stuff to do, and can't afford to waste my energy on all this.

I've got to mail my mentor tomorrow, study some group and ring formalisms, work on my summer report, study Fourier series and coupled oscillations - I'm going to take it slow anyways, because I'm not quite there for the Hustle yet.

[overheard-at-star-command]

XR: I have a question. Like, when something is suspicious we say, 'Something smells fishy'. Why do we do that? Why is the fish smell suspicious? What did the fish do? Booster: Go back to sleep mode, XR. XR: What is so special about the knees of a bee? Why is the phrase 'the bee's knees' a thing? We can hardly see their legs when we just look at them. Booster: XR, if you don't stop I'm sending you to Mira's room.

[harbingerofsoup]

you know i expected 2025 to be chaotic, but i one thing i didn’t have on my bingo card was my roommate lowkey poisoning me over the course of a month…

[silverpelt3600]

If you have not fought the war that is roommate conflicts then consider yourself lucky. ESPECIALLY with legal and safety issues. Currently in the trenches right now with two of my other roommates fighting with the other over why she can’t bring her abusive and violent and volatile and unpredictable situation ship into the dorm. And the RA higher up is like “everyone’s voice needs to be heard.” GIRL HER MAN IS GONNA KILL HER AND THEN US IF SHE BRINGS HIM HERE.

Anyways. This is actively developing over the next few days so here’s to hoping we win this fight.

[hyperfixatingonsmth]

im feeling just psychotic enough and lacking the right amount of empathy to fuck a bitch up right now