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Yet again, more proof that capitalism was never about "freedom" or "small government".
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What if we kissed at the coco cola machine filled with every flavor of zyn.

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I am planning the middest street takeover ever to be devised by man. 46.716636,-122.959752 3am, jul 31 becaise that when my bag of carrots say they expire.
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My english teacher showed us this in class without knowing that the lady just starts straight jorkin it, torpedo style at the very beginning.

Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.
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Wtf are we even doing. When did we all diside that we were going to work all day, to make and sell a bunch of shit that statistically 30%of will be destroyed before it even reaches a user.
I cant eat because i couldnt afford food so they threw away the food i was going to eat becaise no one else could afford it either.
What are we doing?

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It has occured to me that none of you have seen the headmasters crevice.
Running up behind the 4'3" headmaster of my college to toungue punch his little shiny chrome dome headass.
(He whoops my ass)
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Gang stalking mfs. Just come in here and fuck my ass like a man. Stop putting cameras in my toilet and come get a look for yourself you godamn cowards.
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Its 2025,
A nazi has just told you his beliefs about cleansing the world of several different minorities.
You try to debunk his thought process, hoping he may come to reason.
He replies with a gif of a green mr incredible ripping fat ass. Underneath it simply states "you".
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Is there a world for men so hyper masculine they are basically gay. Dudes entrenched in toxic masculinity that they legit just dont want to see women. They surround themselves with guys, roomates with guys. They dont even jerk it to porn anymore since women are in it.
Ive seen a lot of guys in the gamer space form male only groups where it is taboo to have a girlfriend. They looksmax, and silent goon to "better themselves". But the only people to show this to are the other men they have surrounded themselves with.
Im not talkong about all of these alpha bro type guys either. But rather a very small subset of sort of volcels who have chosen to remove women from their life passively.
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I just realized that I have to start likeing posts on here to tell the site what i want to see. Im so used to site like youtube and twitter just throwing whatever garbage is popular at me regardless of my view history.
This site actually asks you what you want.
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Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences
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Do not microwave bloodworms to befrost them, it turns into a blob of boiled beef fat.
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