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You just shake your head, cross your arms and start sweering like a sailor, which causes the being to stop on the spot. Before they can berate you, you declare in a firm voice: "You doing things like this is the exact reason why I had to move out, Mom!"
Everywhere you go, miracles happen out of nowhere. It turns out those miracles are just the daily actions of a being so fast that human senses don’t detect them. Today that being was just slow enough for you to see them for the first time.
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You found out that it’s not really your artistic ability that determines how you are percepted, but how people think your artistic ability is. Still, reposting other peoples’ art and claiming it is your own is still an extremely shitty thing to do.
After you got found out, you quickly realize how the other end of the spectrum looks. It’s.... not pretty... But you then meet this guy that drew better than most seasoned adults at fifteen, but then left that behind and decided to go abstract.
Everyone in the world looks like their own drawings of themselves. Art becomes a required subject in school, and everyone in the world is obsessed with becoming good artists so they can make themselves look beautiful. One day you wake up and you’re suddenly stunning and intricate, but the thing is, you’re a terrible artist.
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Turns out that one gift was just a ploy to get into your underpants. Way to fall from your grace...
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It’s gone. You feel devastated and relieved at the same time.
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You had been given some present you never asked for, but the giver saw no other way to gain your trust.
You have no use for that thing and it’s extremely precious and you can’t bear to give it away, so it makes you anxious.
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Your biggest treasure is in a little bottle, and burried deep in your underwear drawer under your sick day undergarments.
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You have the voice of an angel.
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Trying something different.
(Text version: A messenger reports to a royal figure: “My liege the enemy has passed the border and will be there in under an hour.” The royal replies: “Nope, not gonna do this, you are regent now.” and crowns the messenger.)
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You hired a completely incompetent lawyer and lost in court. Now the other party sues you for emotional distress.
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A heavy knock on your door. It’s the reaper. They are here for you.
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You lend your phone to a stranded alien, because it wants to phone home.
Instead it calls some sexy alien hotline.
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A heavy knock on your door. It’s the reaper. They are here for you.
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That thing you thought was from ancient times? Well, aliens brought it.
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Chicken eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs, fish eggs - wait is that a dinosaur egg?
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A heavy knock on your door. It’s the reaper. They are here for you.
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Eggplants.... Eggplants everywhere!
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