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Well, folks, the numbers are in. We're in a committed relationShip with @ao3org, and it's called...drumroll...TagTeam! ao3blr was a VERY close second, so go ahead and use that tag too, ya crazy kids.

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Uni.

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Look, pal, when I say "fanfiction does not have the cultural reach to be able to change social perceptions of controversial topics"

what I mean is "if Game of Thrones could not manage to normalize incest, a handful of shipcest fics on AO3 with 50 kudos each sure aren't going to manage to normalize it!"

And you know that. In your heart you know it.

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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

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Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

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lowkey i wish they would add a feature that when you subscribe to an author on ao3 you can toggle notifications for if they post for a specific fandom; i get so many notifs for fics that arent my thing (which is fine) but i dont unsub Just In Case they post smth ill read

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a compiled list of everything adrien doesn't know about yet

the chat blanc timeline

his father was monarch

his mother was once the peacock miraculous holder

nathalie worked with monarch as mayura

tomoe worked with monarch

he’s (1) reason his father died

he’s the reason his mother died

his mother’s corpse was in his basement

his mother’s videos

ladybug was not injured in the final battle

gabriel’s actual wish

all of what happened to ladybug in the paris special

his father left him a letter wanting him to become the next hawkmoth

marinette stole said letter

his mother’s childhood lore

felix’s childhood lore

nathalie’s lore???? (nobody knows this one yet)

he is a sentimonster

his amok is in the twin rings (?)

felix is a sentimonster

kagami is a sentimonster

kagami and felix know they are sentimonsters

kagami and felix know he is a sentimonster

ladybug/marinette knows he is a sentimonster

nathalie knows he is a sentimonster

his girlfriend is ladybug

alix knows his identity

alix knows ladybug’s identity

alya knows ladybug’s identity

ladybug willingly TOLD alya her identity

felix knows ladybug’s identity

kagami knows ladybug’s identity

felix knows monarch’s identity

kagami knows monarch’s identity

ladybug/marinette knows monarch’s identity

nathalie knows monarch’s identity

plagg knows monarch’s identity

tikki knows monarch’s identity

tomoe knows monarch’s identity

ladybug/marinette knows mayura’s identity

the secret he erased from rena’s mind was monarch’s identity

ladybug was in love with chat noir

extra: gabriel/emilie/nathalie throuple

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly