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Pov: you're german and you struggle in learning german. (I am in tears and in shambles as I try to remember every grammatical difference but I have the memory of a sad slobby goldfish)

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Hello lm hamdi ,I humbly ask for your support by reblogging this post on your account to help me and my family. As newcomers to Tumblr and GoFundMe, we are in desperate need of your kindness and support. 🙏🇵🇸🍉😔Please donate 🙏🏼Let's reach the goal as soon as possible .

I'll help reblog! That's the best and only thing I can unfortunately do, I wish you and your family all the best with your GoFundMe!

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Hello my friends🇵🇸

30457€/35000€ as of December 22su [11pm CDT]

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Currently 543€ away from 31000€ as a short term goal!🌲🇵🇸

If 230 people donated €20 the fundraiser would reach it's set goal!🌲🇵🇸

📢Please share widely and donate if possible.

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I will, Palestinian people deserve all the support they can get. Unfortunately, I am unable to help financially, so I wish you all the good you can get. May my post help you all out even just a tiny bit.

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yanderes but they’re bad at their jobs au on Kalim, like he is the definition of his trying to be abad guy

That's hilarious! XD

Gender was unspecified and, therefore, will be written as they/them

Bad Yandere!Kalim x Reader

Readers discretion is advised

Kalim fell in love, hard, really hard. A type of puppy love, money could gruesomely be used to pursue it. Kalim is by any means a pro at what he does now. In his eyes, you're strategically avoiding his love for you. However, in reality, his traps and tasks of love seem to be just really not that thought through.

As much as he tried he wasn't actually dangerous. He'll 'lock you up' by inviting you to live in his dorm. And you know good food when you see one. You're not actually against your will there, you're honestly just there for the food.

He'll play needy and ends up just falling asleep in your arms when you do snuggle him. This guy sleeps like a rock so you wouldn't have any problems escaping if you needed to. But it was kind of cute in a silly way. He was possessive in a sense but it came out as being a needy little thing.

He wanted to chain-bound you to the door but ended up just buying you a choker with a pendant instead because he was scared you might get a rush from the chains. He wouldn't stop pouting if you declined. And you really like the flavorful food so you did.

Every time he tries to punish you, he ends up apologizing afterward. (He took one of your favorite snacks away and felt bad.)

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womt go anonymous for this or anything because i am a little fag anyway

moon / sun with gn!s/o human reader that expects princess treatment from their partner

hanj you so much ⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sundrop

♡• Golly! His lovely sunshine can be quite the handful! Good thing he has two hands. He'll play into your little fantasies as long as you treat him well in return. His love for you is etched into his very coding to never forget your importance.

♡• He'll open doors for you, jars, seats, and he'll be there to your back and call. The only thing he wants in return is praise and a kiss for his hard work. After all, a princess like you should understand that to keep one loyal butler loyal, he needs to be rewarded.

♡• He calls you many sweet pet names, his little princess, prince, liege, monarch, he looks at you with auch fondness as he holds you close so you wouldn't touch the messy ground. He would dare not have his monarch touch such dirty grounds. "Allow me."

Moondrop

♡• Unlike Sundrop, moondrop only gives you princess treatment when you really play your part. If you think you can sit there and flutter your pretty eye lashes at him and think otherwise?...you're correct.

♡• Moondrop is a bratty one. Your throne is his lap as he keeps you away from any other person he deems too dirty. He wants only the best for you. After all, you deserve it, don't you, little monarch?

♡• Moondrop will open anything you need, give you manners, and respect befitting of a royal. Maybe taking the phrase 'princess treatment' too literal or serious. Alas, he is your humble knight that would move people and protocols for you.

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Hello! If you are still taking requests for Welcome Home could I request headcanons for romantic Howdy x Reader and the reader uses they/them pronouns? Tysm!!

Yes ofcourse anonymous! Here you go!

Howdy x Person

Romantic Headcannons

Howdy

♡• Howdy to have as a lover has his many perks. You get a 35% discount on everything he sells in the shop, and a kiss.

♡• Howdy due to his tall height, he started to have a habit of just picking you up and keeping you close to him as he did literally anything.

♡• He's more likely to join your little mischievous acts if you where ever to dare. Their love of their life was a busy caterpillar, they could've picked anything but chose him with he appreciates.

♡• Pet names? Yes, very much so. His flower, his dearest, loveling, dear, honey, anything you like, and anything he might tease you with in return

♡• Howdy is very communicative and understanding. He wishes to ophold a healthy relationship with you, and he will put the work in because you deserve it. He's not som strange bad boy who'll come into your life, woo you, and flee. No, he wants to be there and love you with all his heart.

♡• "Honey bun, can you come here for a second?" He wanted to snuggle again.

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Can you please do some cuddling with Howdy Pillar hcs? Thank you 💖💖

Yeah sure, I can see Howdy being a cuddle bug!

Reader doesn't have specified Pronouns or gender, will be written as they/them

Fluff Headcannons !

Howdy

♡• Howdy has lots of arms, lots of fuzzy strong arms. His arms accommodated for any body type you may have!

♡• The guy holds you like precious fine china, an underlying fear you might break something because of him and his size.

♡• Howdy can be needy for your touch, especially when he was exhausted form work he needed to recharge by holding his favorite person in the world.

♡• Sometimes, he just wants to hold you and pick you up onto his lap to snuggle as he worked on small and tedious tasks.

♡• the large guy needs sometimes to just hug you in a way that would squish you without harm. He gets sometimes frustrated, and you're the perfect person to turn all that frustration into cuteness aggression.

♡•"Holding you makes everything feel clearer."

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Hello! I’m relatively new to your page and I just love the layout! :}

If I could, may I request Howdy, Wally and Barnaby getting love letters from a secret admirer? They don’t know it’s from their s/o until s/o reveals that the letters are from them!

I’m not sure if you have a person limit on your writing requests but if you need to shorten it, that’s fine! Thank you! ✨🙏🏻

Yes that's such a cute idea, you got it!Unspecified gender, Reader will be written as They/Them! (I'm so sorry for not writing for so long!!)

Howdy pillar x Reader !

Barnaby b beagle x Reader !

Wally darling x Reader !

Howdy

♡• Howdy, Howdy was the type of nice guy that honestly wholeheartedly believed no one would really go for him respectfully. He was a busy caterpillar, tending to his shop. and keeping Wally away from the damn apples.

♡• Color him surprised when he finally finds the first envelope poetry written in a way that made his heart flutter. It was unusual for him, someone was admiring him? A busy guy on the job? However he couldn't contain his smile that broke out. He looked around, trying to find a clue on who it might be.

♡• Days went on, yet no matter how many letters he finds and gets—it will always make his heart flutter. On some days, those letters are something that kept him going.

♡• Imagime his utter surprise when he caught you in the act of slipping that very same scented envelope with a heart stamp onto his table. "..Neighbor?" Howdy softly called out. A soft smile on his face. Alas, he uncovered the secret, the machinations of the anonymous love letters have finally come to an end as things got considerably easier.

♡• His giddiness at that moment led him to ask you out. He prepared a thoughtful small speech to you about how these letters have made him weak in the knees. Goodness, he only thought such things happened in high school, not years later!

Barnaby

♡• Aye Caramba! Color him impressed by how well you've seem to written all those love letters. Every new letter seem to fluster him more and more, goodness have mercy on this poor Doggies heart.

♡• Barnaby would seem more confident than ever when remembering someone admired him, loved him in a way no one could replicate. Like any dog, he was a curious guy. He sniffed the scented perfume every time on the envelope the letters would be sent in or found in curious places.

♡• Every heartfelt letter made his blue taill wag. He kept every letter in a drawer close to his bed so he could read it at night when he didn't feel so good emotionally. Those letters were his source of comfort that somewhere, there was a person that admired him.

♡•However he soon noticed a sporadic yet obvious pattern the more he thought about it. The scent of the perfume. A smell friendly to Dog snouts like his, and not many wore perfume like that. Wait a minute..!

♡• Barnaby sniffed around the next day, as curious as a puppy in its first months of life. And when he finally sniffed at you, his tail wagged. He poinced on you. "It was you!" he was so unfathomably giddy that when you finally confirmed it was you, he couldn't help but ask you out on a date. Needless to say, you were his now.

Wally

♡• "...for me?" Wally tilted his head as he looked at the envelope, his mouth slightly open, his gaze deepening as he held the letter tight. He thought it was like any other mail, one he just forgot to open. His face was dusted by a nice color of blush.

♡• Wally was curious, so curious. He always wondered where these letters went. The feel, the smell, the looks he couldn't quite pin where he saw that similiar hand writing. Sometimes, he'd spend our re-reading all those letters that piled up. It was like a reminder that there was truly someone out there who looked at him and decided to dedicate their heart to him. It made him breathe hard at the thought.

♡• the little puppet would sometimes ask home if he knew something. To his surprise, home kept silent for once. As if it was obvious on who brought these in. His curiosity couldn't be contained as he asked Eddie if he knew where the letters came from as he was the mailman.

♡• However, Eddie only gave a playful smile and shook his head. Leaving Wally once more to think it out. Maybe Julie knew, however, by pure coincidence—he caught you at her place. Making those letters and her helping you spritz the perfume in a way that wouldn't damage the paper.

♡• His mouth fell open as everybody froze. Normally, at such things, Wally would fall limb. But he didn't. Julie gave you both some space, and you finally confessed. He looked at you before finally initiating a hug. Wally wasn't good at hugs, but he sure as hell wanted to show he appreciated it. Things lead to one and another— and you guys eventually got together.

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CRAP I FORGOT IM A WRITER HOLD ON YOU GUYS

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Erm.. Got..got a new pencil for my iPad.

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Make Amazon hurt don't order anything.

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Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

https://gofund.me/b141d50f 🔗

Yes, of course, I'll help spread the news from my blog since that is the only thing i am able to do. Sadly, I am financially unable to help, and for that, I apologize. I wish great success to the campain of yours however and lots of support from other people. ❤️

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I drew something hehe

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ILL WRITE THE REQUESTS YOU GUYS SEND ME NOW OH MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN LONG! GOD IM SO SO SO SORRY GUYS

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Hi hi!!

I skated to ask for damon or rasmus x gn reader who always has a camera like a hello kitty ones and will always have blackmail material on deck but won't use it >-<

Like imagine damon getting in the apartment and is asked abt it with a video of him the next day but reader doesn't really care and just says "take off your shoes next time" bs😭

I'm so sorry if this is weird or confusing:((

Anyway good night/evening/morning I hope you eat and drink well!!

I’m screaming I wrote this before but I lost it when I went to settings and came back?? I’m back now onto Tumblr! And I think that’s such a cute request, dw abt it! <3

Damon

Damon was used to playing into the Stalker Schmuck quite easily, feeling no harm when taking all those fotos from you when he had the chance. So imagine his surprise as he had stepped late at night into your home, he had thought you went asleep at this hour but it seemed like you fortunately unfortunately didn’t go to sleep! He didn’t realise his shoes where something you where bothered by, let alone have you whip out something so cute yet so awfully dangerous against him. It almost felt like a mockery and slight endearment to his professional camera when he looked down at the adorable hello kitty camera in your grasp, he didn’t exactly feel that threatened. Boy was he wrong.

He didn’t expect that from you, you—of all people—you had guts to go and take those pictures. Maybe he’s a hypocrite right now but he was right now too shocked to identify what’s which. And never in a million light years did Damon think he’d get such a threat just for being out of line in your eyes. He found it slightly attractive. Damon was hunched over your night stand next to your bed, you sleep soundlessly in the comforts of your blankets. He thought he could confiscate at that moment the hello kitty camera from your night stand, boy did he almost shriek when he felt your hand shooting out of your weighted blanket as it slammed into his, preventing him from pulling his hand and the camera from the night stand.

“Damon. One wrong move and I’m retracting the small brisket treats I leave for you when you come visit.” He froze at that. And sulked, retracting his hand. He caught you however looking through the files, the videos and pictures. You had a few pictures of him eating quite….unsavory. Saliva dripping and grasping the meat in his hand as he chomped down onto it.

His face went slightly red. That picture was taken when he came to visit a few weeks ago, he had forgotten to eat and saw you had laid out a plate of smoked brisket cooked to medium rare. And that’s where he lunged himself at. How silly, how cute. How embarrassing!

Damon’s face turned red, before feeling himself get pulled into the bed by force—he was now extremely extremely close to you! oh god this is perfect! So close to his Rosebud!— wait why are you pulling out the camera again?… OH NO! You wrapped yourself around him, keeping him in place and force him to watch the embarrassing fotos of him or videos of him you took, him even accidentally tripping in your home!-

“Rosebud please!-“

His pleas where ignored <3

The next day DG looked at him incredulously as he only looked tired, and sulky, like a wet puppy.

Rasmus

“God fuckin’ Damit Y/N!” He breathed out heavily as he tried to pull and tug and snatch the mockingly cute hello kitty camera out of your hands, he had previously teased and even slightly ignored you. So you threatened him with the most ungodly of embarrassing pictures and videos of him, that kind of dirt you had on him was a crap load! Him barfing into a fast food paper bag, high off on the crack that got sprinkled into his drink, him taking multiple shots and if he didn’t play by your rules you’d involve his dad and stepmom!

“Y/N!” He breathed pout heavily, you were so goddamn slippery that he just couldn’t grab you in place and take it from you. If he did you’d joust likely hang off on the other side of the camera like a keychain.

His face grew redder and redder in embarrassment and he breathed in heavily, grumbling has he stomped away into the staff room, that’s right, you’ve been fighting AT WORK about this! He can’t even go to a party anymore because you actually want him here for closing time!

From the corner of his eye he could see you looking through those pictures, he only grumbled more in embarrassment. He would make sure he’ll crush that darn camera if it was the last thing he’d do!

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I hope you liked it :3 take care friend and make sure you go stay healthy ok? And if you request again, feel free to wishing for a nicknames, mx Anonymus!

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I DELETED THE CORRECT ONE, VICTORY IS MINE!!

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Guys, I have two tumblr accounts and I might accidently delete this one or something when trying to delete the other one, so beware if I leave. I'll come back though if that happens!