the-midsummer-knight and I got into a nun pun battle and I said “If nun puns were airlines, I’d be a frequent friar.”
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Faust: Come, we must rescue Gretchen from jail.
Mephistopheles: Not feeling it.
Faust: You question my authority? Do you dare joust with Faust?
Mephistopheles: Mephistoph puh-lease.
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Fibulas.
What kind of lies do skeletons tell?
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A Pharmaceuticult.
What do you call a group of doctors that engages in arcane practices?
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The redistribution of stealth.
How do socialists train ninjas?
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