punkwitchwithablunt

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started drinking beer on a daily basis 0:) (like 3 per day -_-)

i can't fall asleep without being drunk...

hehe master will be mad at me but nvm i'm an alcoholic but so is he :)))

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sowwy master

(h3 doesn't like xhen idrink alone...)

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omg

so fuckin drunk

send haaaalp

hehe

drinking alone so saaaaad

wh3re is master i need master

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hey guys remember about my ex's best friend ? the one i had (still have) a crush on ?

well now that i'm back with my ex (master), i went to his place with his best friend (N)

so N did everything to make me horny for master, and sent us to his room so master could fuck me as i deserved it... and when we came back he said to my dom that because of the noise i made, i gave him a boner and he wanted a threesome

IMMA GET FUCKED BY MY BOYFRIEND AND HIS BEST FRIEND = MY DOM AND MY CRUSH

I'M FUCKING DYING

YES PLEASE

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it's master's birthday today

and i'm so thankful i have him in my life

i couldn't live without him since we met

happy 17th birthday daddy and thank you for loving me

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i :( miss :( master :( a :( lot :( help :( me

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Tomorrow is the end of the lockdown here

FINALLYYYYYYYYJSKFBDMWMSLVFNR

i'll see my boyfriend again after almost 3 months

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i'm jennifer let me suck some dick please

A train ploughs into the side of a catholic girls school bus

A train ploughs into the side of a Catholic girls school bus, killing them all. At the gates of heaven, st Peter asks the girls “have any of you ever touched a penis?”

The first girl, Paula, shyly says “I once touched the head of a penis with the tip of my finger.” St Peter says “Okay, dip your finger into the holy water, and you may pass through the gate.”

The second girl, Kelly, says “I once fondled with one…” st Peter replies “alright, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate.”

All of a sudden there is a commotion amongst the group and one of the girls pushes her way to the front. St Peter says “Jennifer! what’s the rush?”

The girl replies “if I’m going to have to gargle that water I want to do it before Tammy sticks her ass in it!”

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in france we have 10 days left before the end of the lockdown... GOSH I WANNA FUCK LET ME OUT BITCHES

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Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12

A man walks into the pharmacy with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”

The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”

“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, “two For Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replies.

“Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March…”

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guess who's back with their toxic ex !

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I

NEED

SMOKE

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this friend of mine is like the most handsome guy i know

like

the cutest smile...

the fluffiest hair...

the prettiest eyes...

the softest skin...

so yeah, he is my ex's best friend :D

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my grandma watching me getting fucked really hard by some toxic dudes i barely know and cuming in 1.2 seconds

gay👀irl

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daaaamn my quarantine is so funny it feels like a roller coaster

because my mood does this weird thing where i feel really good for no reason and everything is fine but then at any small inconvenience i'm on my way to bury myself :D

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Gay☺️irl