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purlplebat · 2 years

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buffy au where instead of angel and spike being vampires, they just have a really bad case of rabies

#i have returned from the abyss of not posting #to post this #what am i doing with my life #shitpost #buffy #buffy the vampire slayer #angel btvs #spike btvs

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purlplebat · 2 years

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how to get 10x hotter in one easy to follow step commit murder.

#please do not actually do this #or you could #im not your mom #you do you boo

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purlplebat · 2 years

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you know that headcanon in the buffy fandom that vampires purr? if they purr like cats, a cat's purr has healing properties that heal bones, so that would mean a vampire's purr would heal you!!

#this is also probably a headcanon in other vampire fandoms #but im tagging this buffy bc its the fandom im in the most #and the one i have seen it in the most #buffy #buffyverse #buffy the vampire slayer #angel the series

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purlplebat · 2 years

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im running an 100.10 fever and apparently it isnt "normal" and if it gets worse ill have to see a " doctor "

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purlplebat · 2 years

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arguing and talking about why my favorite fictional murderer isn't really that bad instead of socializing with people in the real world

#this is directed at #angel #and #spike #and many others #who i am to lazy to name #i gotta make a list with all my favorite FICTONAL murderers #i should also probably talk to more people #eh ill do it tomorrow #angel the series #buffyverse #buffy #buffy the vampire slayer

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purlplebat · 2 years

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when do I get to have MY evil monologue moment i've been waiting for it for like 5 years just let me have it already

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purlplebat · 2 years

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fake cover for this au! fake blurb (or my best attempt at one): “When a new, terrifying sickness makes its way into the clans that turns all cats into mindless, freakish creatures, Firestar, the mighty savior of Thunderclan is forced to flee his home and crawl back to his roots. On the way he faces many dangers, meets new and old friends, and makes many discoveries. Will Firestar be able to find a cure, or will the clans be wiped out completely?”

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purlplebat · 2 years

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nah the real reason angel and spike can't go into a church isn't because they are vampires, it's because they are gay and homosexuality is a sin against god

#this is /j obviously #HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A SIN AGAINST GOD #I WANT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR #this is also the reason i cant enter a church #also i can make this joke im gay #i thought of this in class #and it was all i could think about #angel btvs #spike btvs #angel the series #buffyverse #buffy the vampire slayer #also tagging this #spangel #because they are gay for eachother

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purlplebat · 2 years

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i think that the first 5 drawings in my new sketchbook were butters, tweek, an oc, laura palmer, angel, and another oc says a lot about me.

#it shows that i draw way to much fanart #and it shows that i am very fucking gay #and depressed if we are gonna be honest #they were really fun to draw #south park #butters stotch #tweek tweak #twin peaks #laura palmer #angel the series #angel btvs

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purlplebat · 2 years

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i absolutely second this idea.

i want mistystar to be evil in ASC. i want bramblestar to be evil too actually. and then i want warrior cat revolution. i want thunderclan to crumble into dust. windclan shadowclan and skyclan just stand off to the side and stare awkwardly while it all goes down

#DOWN WITH THUNDERCLAN

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purlplebat · 2 years

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do NOT listen to the twin peaks soundtrack at 7 am while driving to school in the dark and snow. i felt like i was driving to heaven

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purlplebat · 2 years

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i love explaining to my friends that i have convinced to watch twin peaks, that yes you should be confused, worried, and concerned when watching it. its part of the fun!!!!

#i love watching my friends be confused about the plot #and everything #they seem to enjoy it #and i definitely enjoy seeing their confusion #its fun #twin peaks #twin peaks show #dale cooper #cooper #david lynch

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purlplebat · 2 years

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destiny but when angel and spike are fighting and stuff, they stop fighting and just start making out

#what the literal fuck do i tag this #i came up with this while watching south park #somebody has probably already thought of this tho #this is also where i reveal im a spangel shipper #surprise!!!!!!!!#btvs #buffyverse #angel the series #angel #angel btvs #spike #spike btvs #spangel

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purlplebat · 2 years

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hehehe i love you to <333

i like my partner a lot, they make me giggle like a person who is on crack

#youre always on crack tho #one of the coolest people i know #am i talking about my partner on my tumblr blog #yes yes i am #because this is my blog #my blog