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oh right here have this half-asleep doodle of something that actually happened to me

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ᏔꝊᏔ 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵'𐌓𐌄 𐌌𐌀𐌊𐌉𐌍Ᏽ 𐌋Ꝋ𐌕𐌔 Ꝋ𐌅 𐌅𐌓𐌉𐌄𐌍𐌃𐌔. 𐌉'𐌌 ᕓ𐌄𐌓𐌙 Ᏽ𐌄𐌍𐌵𐌉𐌍𐌄𐌋𐌙 𐋅𐌀𐌐𐌐𐌙 𐌅Ꝋ𐌓 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵 𐌔𐌄𐌀𐌓𐌂𐋅𐌁𐌀𐌓.

Most of them... they're not friends friends... more like acquaintances I see a lot, and there's very few I'm very close with.

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Damn now the mood's incredibly sour and shit. Beats the three dozen wires hell gauntlet but still.

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Seeya around I guess

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...Thanks??? I think???

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You're welcome.

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How close I sit you mean??? Don't worry about it—the chances of me either falling or being pushed in are extremely small. I know full well that no one in my crew would do anything like that, more then you realize.

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Wow! Ominous! Okay.

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That's really nice actually, I think I've done that once or twice myself. Polus is still cold to an unbearable degree—hell, sometimes I sit over the lava pits to warm up.

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...How close?

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"Artistic liberty" my foot, they just knew that some people would be pissed off seeing the real work and how daunting it is. I can't blame them however, someones gotta do it so I might as well be some sort of martyr for the electrical related sins that this company commits.

Damn I never knew hating work made me type so verbosely or whatever.

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I, for one, type verbosely about anything OTHER than work. See exhibit A, the snowmates on Polus. They're so goofy. Sometimes morbidly so. They neutralize any ominous and tense atmosphere the research bases would have. You'd almost forget that carnivorous parasitic aliens were out for your blood. The heavy blizzards keep knocking them over so I rebuild them. Pretty sure others have been doing the same given how they're still standing every trip I come back.

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Or wiring, it looked so much easier in the orientation videos BECAUSE THEY ONLY DID 4 IN THE ORIENTATION VIDEOS. THERE'S LIKE THREE DOZEN IN THE PANELS WHERE I'M AT. I would KILL to get that number down to FOUR. I'm sorry, I'm rude as fuck ranting in your inbox like this.

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...Wow okay, so I guess the urge to bite the heads off of things that piss one off is not as rare as I thought. *cough cough Gray cough*

They also displayed 4 in the training simulations, too. Something about artistic liberty.

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Congratulations I suppose, my work is very tiring so I don't think I'd be able to keep a blog up for as long as you have.

Especially not if some...interesting characters like the ones you've spoken to find me.

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Eh. It's one of the little victories, I suppose. Space missions and pencil-pushing, that's MIRA for you.

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*gasp*

YIPPEE A HUNDRED POSTS

I ruined it but STILL. STILL.

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Hm. Alright. I've seen your most recent post and now I think it's an active detriment to keeping weird people away.

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You don't know what kinds of crazy people are out there. I think I've just met one of them. Gray honestly seemed a little more saner.

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Scrolled through this just now, kinda surprised that the needles guy didn't qualify as a "freaky weirdo"

You made that just to deter someone in specific, no?

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Yep. Bro had hashtag issues, all those posts I've seen? They entailed a strong hatred of one of my friends so much that the user blocked him. Possessive much?

That was NOT slick, and most importantly that was in no way subtle at all. Took me no time at all to block him.

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Took one look at that freak's blog.

Don't make me tap the sign.

And yet you SOMEHOW didn't notice or care. What a shame.

Go suck on a gasoline nozzle, creep.

First Gray, now this guy. I guess I have too much "'tism swag" or whatever the kids are calling it these days <- I say this ironically

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WHERE ARE ALL THESE COMING FROM?!?

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They're all likes. All likes. From the same person.

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𐌂Ꝋ𐌍Ᏽ𐌐𐌀𐌕𐌵𐌋𐌀𐌕𐌉Ꝋ𐌍𐌔 𐌔𐌄𐌀𐌐𐌂𐋅𐌁𐌀𐌐

That’s wonderful.

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So

It’s been a year since I’ve started this thing.

Happy one year to me I guess.

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so do you guys just like live in Mira or do you have some other place to stay after work or somethin

Most people who work part-time usually do not stay because they’re within a 15 minute to 1 hour drive or flight to the building from where they live. If you work full-time like me and Lime, then you live in one of the many apartment complexes built into the facility for cost saving reasons.