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Sentient Gotham, who has always loved Bruce as her special-est boy, also loved Robin, but was kinda neutral with Tim.

"Is that why?! Because I wasn't born here?!!" Red Robin screams off the side of a building. "Dick wasn't either!!!"

Nothing explicitly happens, but Tim can feel the city shrugging. He kicks an air conditioning unit. (It fucking hurts.)

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I couldn’t resist the idea

Based on this:

Also, do not mind the ugly font, I was too lazy to look for the exact one djdhd

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De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

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"jason todd is canonically ugly" ok what's all this then

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My reaction to any Jason Todd news usually has two stages:

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Alfred steps into the cave after getting an alert that someone was in there. Bruce is halfway through tearing off his button up shirt.

Alfred raises a brow and asked in a measured voice, "I thought you were taking the night off to see the circus act, sir?"

Bruce freezes for a second before returning to frantically undress and get into his bat suit. "Uh, the ropes snapped. Two dead. Foul play suspected."

"Oh, goodness me, that's horrible."

"Yeah - oh! I need you to pick up the things on this list." Bruce shoved a crumpled piece of paper towards him. Alfred took it calmly, scanning the contents, pausing when all of the items were... for a child?

"Master Bruce," he begins calmly "why do you need children's clothes?"

Bruce paused for the slightest second, clearly hearing him and then deciding to ignore him and instead start putting on his gauntlets. "I'm not going to be home until late. I need to investigate the scene with Gordon."

"Master Bruce, why do you need a step stool?"

"And then we need to conduct interviews with each of the circus members - "

"Master Bruce, why do you need children's vitamin gummies?"

" - which will take a while because they're all, reasonably, very upset at the moment. Anyway, I'll be back by 6 am to make it to that meeting. I may need to do it without sleep, but it's fine." Bruce said as he started to move towards the Batmobile.

Alfred’s eye twitched. "Sir, why do you need these things? Sir? Si - BRUCE THOMAS WAYNE!" he snapped. Bruce froze and turned around slowly.

"Do you think ignoring me will make the fact that you're buying things for a child go away?!"

".... I was hoping it would.."

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Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

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why do ppl do drugs when you can just experience the absolute high of meeting someone who isn’t just unhinged about your fandom but is also feral about your otps

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i just need to do white and i’m doneee…

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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but why did they say this

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I need a situation where one of the younger batkids are in an argument with Jason, and bring up the fact that he "wasn't a good kid"

Damian: "Tch. Todd, you are just angry because you were too busy rebelling to get father's attention."

Jason:

Dick: "..What?"

Damian: "Your degenerative behavior as a child is the whole reason father does not respect you now."

Bruce: "Damian, Jason was a saint."

Damian: "What?"

Dick: "Jason had a self imposed bed time."

Bruce: "He had a weird obsession with homework.."

Dick: "Once, I tried to sneak him out, and he cried."

Bruce: "I once implied that he could sneak out, and he cried."

Damian:

Jason: "Dami, B and I don't get along because of our terrible morals."

Bruce: "Well, I wouldn't say that-"

Jason: "He hates me because we both have extremely fucked up versions of justice that we don't agree on-"

Bruce: "Now, I never said-"

Jason: "I was a child and he hated me. He hates children-"

Bruce: "God damnit, Jason-"

Damian:

Damian: "My whole perspective has been altered."

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head empty just latino jason todd. no i'm not saying this because of the poor drug latino stereotypes, i'm literally latino. i just can't stop picturing him as a chilean (or mexican) american solely because i love to project onto him. look me straight in the eye and tell me that he wouldn't know how to make some good fucking empanadas, cause i know damn well he would.

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Star Sapphire Jason Todd

I just posted Chapter 2 of my fic, which you can find here!

I'd really appreciate any/all feedback or story ideas as I only have a rough outline for the story and I'd LOVE some outside perspectives to bounce ideas off of.

Also if anyone has any tips or tricks on how to better write certain characters (i.e Hal Jordan, Guy Gardener, Carol Ferris, etc.) or certain relationships, then I would be happy to receive a message on here about it or a comment on the fic!

If anyone decides to read it, I hope you enjoy! x

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Star Sapphire Jason Todd | Found Family | Magical Jason Todd |

Summary:

Well, this was not how plan ‘Zorro’ was supposed to play out but Jason Todd; former Street Rat™ was—if anything—resourceful and he prided himself on knowing how to roll with the punches. That being said, if someone had the guts to walk up to him a month ago and tell him he’d be spending his free time trotting around in thigh-high hot pink gogo boots and using the power of love to beat crooks into the ground like he was in some fucked up episode of Sailor Moon… he would’ve broken no-contact with Batsy to make sure whatever lunatic that was narrating their weird fetishes to the Red Hood would get a cell in Arkaham with their name permanently etched on it. - Or, the story of how Jason Todd; former crime lord turned Magical Girl learns how to accept love, help, and himself. Probably not in that order and definitely not without a fight.

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DISCOWING SUIT! LET'S GOOOO!!!!!

✨✨ DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE ✨✨

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Nevermind the mechanics of Nat being able to go to a beach at all cause of the fucking sunlight - I wanted to paint the more extreme highlights she and Jason would have. ( ﾟｰﾟ)

Who's he talking about to her? Lord if I know.

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So I recently learned Jason had an adoptive villainous goth astronomer mom at one point, and I love that for them.

She should come back - they can have a vampire mom & zombie son reunion!

(also: I HC that she has an astronomy based podcast "Up All Knight" - just sayin')