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Then feed them to me you peasant
Watching Twitter users migrate to Tumblr is like watching the clowns exit the clown car one by one, just to get into an even smaller clown car.
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You’d better run before I cast MAGE DI-
i think we should cast more "mage [body part]" spells. mage hand is overdone.
where's the "mage ass" or "mage lips" or "mage skin" or "mage gallbladder"? you guys have entire body to astral project for your purposes, don't squander it on only grabbing shit
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Scrimptious
Scrumptious
Ass Voluptuous
Head adorned with lovely fungus
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Hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you just RB this?
The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform
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“All the Tears of the Kingdoms players are torturing koroks” Actually false, the average TOTK player does not participate in the space program. Koroks Georg, who has uploaded clips of 527 different torture devices, is an outlier and should not be counted.
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If we want to introduce Reddit users to Tumblr, they need independence and pressure to properly integrate into the environment. Therefore, I volunteer to fill the role of hunting and attacking migrating redditors to breed a proper ecological heirarchy.
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growing up is watching my favorite color turn from lime green, to grass green, to dark green my experience is. universal and if you don’t share it ive found you already and ill find you again
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“How do you identify?” well there’s these things called the five senses, see
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And I hate a partridge in a pear tree!
i hate you “micro content”. i hate you tiktok. i hate you youtube shorts. i hate you influencer culture. i hate you hostile algorithms. i hate you search engine optimization. i hate you exploitation of human psychology. i hate you the cheapening of art and genuine efforts of expression into “content” for the sake of a quick buck.
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Watching Twitter users migrate to Tumblr is like watching the clowns exit the clown car one by one, just to get into an even smaller clown car.
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I’m about to make this man an offer he can’t refuse.
I have a fun idea! Reblog with a photo of your pet and a caption of what it is thinking!
#animals#pets#cats#cute cats#my cat#caturday#cats of tumblr#orange cat#he will sell me one bottle of piss for one fifth of my soul
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Anyone else a big fan of cold blankets? Just, like, light blankets that keep you soft but not overheating? Because I can only ever find warm ones when shopping. I need more blankets that are like pillow. Reblog if you feeling the same.
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Yellow socks, yellow shoes, yellow hoodie, yellow bag. Usually I have more yellow on, it’s just visually pleasing to be color-coordinated sometimes.
what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
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Out here with everyone to commemorate the 50th Anniversary of Scorseses’s Goncharov(1973)! Let’s all celebrate the breathtaking piece of narrative art that is this movie. I hope the Goncharov community stays strong into 2023. Stay sharp, and stay Gonchin’!
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The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round but y’all not ready for that conversation.
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