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fans that stalk or wait for Dan before and after gigs to get a photo then later pretend they “randomly” ran into him is hilarious
i think i might know who you're talking about but in the name of keeping the peace i will feign ignorance
#ask#anon#but yeah I know what you mean#as long as they aren't making dan uncomfortable then ig whatever
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Dan’s voice sounds like sex
this is why you should only listen to bastille after marriage 🙏
#ask#anon#not to be a downer but this is kind of on the edge of what im comfortable with btw#let's keep it all pg above board family friendly ok folks 🫡
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look i know its the name of the magazine ok, but there's still something very funny about dan dancing about in front of a massive banner that just says dork
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Does Dan live in south London? I always assumed he was a north London guy
north london supremacy in my inbox is what I like to see 😌💪🏆😍⬆️👑
#ask#anon#I used to live in finsbury park and it was peak#but my commute is just too long for me to move back 😠😠😠#work want to redeploy me to their north london site soooo bad I know they wanna 🫦#now im not a girlie who saw when mr b*stille posted his entire address to the internet#nor do I wish to dox mr b*stille#but he did also post a story a while back that said which borough he lived in#and that's all I shall say on the matter
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Honestly living in london dans a bit of a jumpscare at times…like he’s in tesco…hes in my local coffeeshop…
that is sounds so scary, anon. u are in my thoughts and prayers 🙏
#ask#anon#im moving to proper south london in like a week#and i cannot lie#I do have slight fear#when I used to work in westminster and he was posting those daily videos of him cycling over the river good LORD#mels try not to dox herself challenge IMPOSSIBLE
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this is absolutely next level will erasure come on now 😭
#personal#bastille#you telling me they couldn't move the cable for this one picture 😭#justiceforwill 😔
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boyfriend said i can walk down the aisle to hope to the future happy birthday dan bastille #insanegirlwins 😭😭😭🫶😍🎉👰
#personal#note I am not engaged#we have been dating for like three months#but I think its important to establish these things#in return he can choose the first dance
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happy 39th birthday to the triangle man that is dan smith of bastille 🥳🥳🥳🥳
to celebrate, here is my selection of him flipping people off













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bastille's bad blood tour posters (2014)
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Dan’s writing bangers laden with swear words and flipping off his selfie camera, lads we are SO BACK
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r/bastille making me feel insane because someone really said with their full chest wild world was bastille’s last good album and like�� music is subjective but it is objectively wrong to dislike doom days and give me the future!!! thank god i have functioning taste
yeah ive seen a bit of that going round and honestly at this point I think not enjoying dd or gmtf is just a skill issue. I think part of it is some people just want them to make ww pt 2, and when you're so hung up on one sound you're going to be resistant to any kind of evolution a band goes through. if that stops people enjoying the bangers that are dd and gmtf that is honestly their loss
#ask#anon#doesn't even make sense cause some of the dd(tgooh) songs are literally ww rejects loll#i was a bit meh on gmtf tbh but to act like it does not have some absolute bangers on it is just being obtuse tbh
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I remember seeing Dan just on the tube and it was the weirdest feeling to see him in person…not in an “omg he’d a god” kinda way, more so, “oh wow that voice comes out of this lanky noodle”
on the tube???? not riding lime bike???!??!!! r u sure anon was he feeling OK???
#ask#anon#no I get this though#when I saw him at the tkak gig I was like this is really weird but on another level#kind of the epitome of just a guy lol
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bastille girlies should be required to wear bite risk stickers
why do you think he always puts a jacket on before entering the pit??? biteproof protection babyyyy
#ask#anon#in the wolf tshirt only days he emerged bloody and mauled#and said no more#that's a true fact trust me
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my biggest fear is i attend a bastille gig and dan puts his arm in front of me and my brain glitches and i just bite him and he thinks i’m weird forever and gives interviews talking about the weird girl who bit his arm

valid fear tbh
#ask#anon#i showed this to my boyf and he was like 'fear? more like fantasy' how unsympathetic#he wants access to my tumbles so bad#chat do u think I should let mr mels see the famous mxrisacoulter and quarterprioritymidnight tumblr blogs#there is no coming back from that i fear#main is pretty boring tbf but here I can be minorly unhinged
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need the dan smith moans only mix
what you need is god and jesus 🙏
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I may be unhinged or high but Bastille and Dua Lipa now that’s a song I wanna hear
dan really should be one of the main pop girlies i think we all agree
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"#dan has literally never not been horny come on guys" was this in any question… see the way he sings "i swallow" in sweet pompeii
bro every time dan smith entered that recording studio in the early days he was there to do one thing, and that was moan
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