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Reblogging my own post bc I was so correct and I'm standing on it. Have your "Daigo is Kashiwagi's son bc Yayoi had an affair with him" headcanons. I, a genius, know the truth. She was Kashiwagi's beard. Majima and Kashiwagi hooked up. Listen to me, I am beautiful and feed you only true information.

Hot take just hear me out: I think Kashiwagi should be gay because the dynamic of awesome girlboss Yayoi & malewife homosexual Kashiwagi running the Tojo is undeniably sick and more interesting. Every badass woman deserves a homosexual to boss around, Yayoi included.

Plus the angst possibilities of unrequited doomed Kazama/Wagi are intriguing. And the highest honor that I can bestow upon a character I like is giving him a bear boyfriend and rgg already did that for me by making Adachi.

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I believe in Saemaji with Saejima topping because not only does Majima deserves a hot bear on top of him, but also beacuse there's no way Majima could handle allat (Saejima's fat cheeks clapping in his face)

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What? Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah, I transed that old man. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, she's a woman now and experiencing joy for the first time ever. My bad.

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Hello. Am Ross.

I've been on Tumblr (not always this account) since like 2014? and I've never had a "who am i" post so here's that.

My name is Ross! I'm a geoarchaeologist by day, drag queen by night, and a fanfiction writer on and off.

I have many interests but I can only hyperfixate on one at a time and if you scroll through my account, you can see my phases. Right now I'm into Yakuza 😈

Hmm random facts? I've been doing drag since 2017, I'm a trained singer, I speak Spanish, andddd I study anthropology with a focus on Indigenous American culture in my spare time!

Below the cut is my face. Warning: Don't fall in love with me 😩😩😩

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any recommended reading analysis-wise for transfem nishiki? ive been curious how it originated and evolved but have no clue where to start lol

I'm sorry, I don't know any :(

But someone one here draws awesome tgirl nishiki! I think their username is something like dinoclawz ??? EDIT: it's @dinoclawsz !

If you made a tgirl nishikiyama analysis or you draw her, advertise in the reblog or comments! I'm always gathering more.

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I have never felt more "HRT could've saved them" than I do about Akira Nishikiyama.

Like, one shot of E and none of this would've happened.

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Hot take just hear me out: I think Kashiwagi should be gay because the dynamic of awesome girlboss Yayoi & malewife homosexual Kashiwagi running the Tojo is undeniably sick and more interesting. Every badass woman deserves a homosexual to boss around, Yayoi included.

Plus the angst possibilities of unrequited doomed Kazama/Wagi are intriguing. And the highest honor that I can bestow upon a character I like is giving him a bear boyfriend and rgg already did that for me by making Adachi.

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Who has the cuntiest face card in yakuza and why is it Kashiwagi?

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Jake and Kashiwagi are not voiced by the same person???

Okay admittedly not in Infinite Wealth but in Yakuza (2006), John DiMaggio is Kashiwagi’s English dub voice. This was pre-Adventure Time, post-Bender. The reason I used IW Kashiwagi’s picture is bc I already had a translucent png of him and didn’t want to look for a different one from the 2006 game and I’m incredibly lazy

Sorry for the clickbait 😔

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Majimako is best when Majima is still presented with his queer subtext and weirdness btw

Like Makoto and Goromi queening out together is awesome. Makoto being supportive of her bisexual boy girlfriend and his (totally healthy) obsession with an oblivious, big-titted broad (Kiryu).

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majima taking great care of his appearance is actually canon, in dead souls he says he cuts his hair as soon it grows 2mm, his hair is neatly slicked back with hair gel(even if his haircut sucks) and if you look at his face you can see he wears eyeliner and that he plucks his eyebrows

if anything he has a 15-step skin care routine and takes 2000 years to get ready in the mornings

None of that has to do with how he smells though. Make no mistake, he could smell like roadkill and I would still slob furiously on his knob.

He's definitely handsome, but that shit be STINKIN.

He's like a daisy; pretty and cute from afar but you get your nose in there and it's full booty

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I refuse to believe Majima smells good. He's running around in leather pants (and I know his ass is not wearing underwear) probably soaked with blood, sweat, and sewer water. He's also a chainsmoker and an alcoholic, so his breath could probably burn the fur off a bear. Rank. I've seen his yellow ass teeth, that man has never been to a dentist 💔

To top it off, I think he piles on cheap Poppo-brand cologne try and "mask" the scent but he just ends up smelling like all of the above.

However, I think Goromi smells amazing. Which is accurate to most of the crossdressers/queens/performers I know.

I am a great smelling lady👸, but just an unscented man🧔‍♂️

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so fun fact...

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Honorable mention to: Ichinan, Adachiwagi, KbDn, Archie/Maxie, KidLaw, RoChu, and about 100 other Haikyuu ships.

Fun fact: I haven’t actually watched anime in ~7 years (jfc my age is showing) but I’ve remained in the fandom space for my favorites. And one of these on here is something I ship despite NEVER interacting with the source material at all and only getting into the ship from fan art. Guess which one?

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Ichiban without his melanin and hair texture is like an angel without wings.

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There is a correct answer...and it's not the first one.

I like linguistics :3 and I could have written this out in IPA but I don't think everyone would be able to understand.

Edit: If you’re confused, look at my comments for an explanation and IPA. I’ve been studying linguistic anthropology and related fields for ~5 years, don’t pmo.

(Note: these are spelled phonetically as pronounced in my American accent)

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Hello yakuzzie nation

I'm a drag queen and I would LOVE to do a Goromi look. Everything else should be easy (I neverrr wear blonde though, so I need to buy a blonde wig), but

How should I go about doing her tattoo?

Cons with each: If I freehand draw it, I would likely have to do that part last as any movement while getting ready might smudge it. I would also have to PACK it with setting powder to make sure it stays. Also...I'm not a super talented tattoo artist so the quality would be...dubious. And there's no way I'd be able to do my back, just the chest and shoulders, but I usually only take pics from the front anyway.

If I try to edit it, I would have to find a very high quality picture of Majima's irezumi and kind of piece it together to fit over my own shoulders and match the position of my body. I would maybe only do two or three pictures like that before it gets too hard and I quit, tbh

Going without seems easiest, obviously, but I don't want to look lazy. I'm not a cosplayer by trade, but I've done some "inspired" looks in the past.

Fourth secret option...erm...whatever other ideas u may have