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Finished! This is gonna look amazing on my niece's bedroom wall, pattern by LaserArtsDesigns on etsy

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Pictured: Gale rolling a nat 1 on his insight check

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I thought you might appreciate the face journey of a frizzle Pekin. A small child offered her some stone soup, which she gladly came to eat.

Then she saw what was in the pot.

hi i love her

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i'm legit curious pls reblog this and put in the tags what your first band t shirt or merch was

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TITANIC WITH A CAT 😺🐈

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Video credit to owlkitty (YouTube)

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am i wrong

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Say what you will about the English language but you gotta admit they were onto something when they named "jobs" after the biblical character who was forced to endure a thousand horrors

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Saul Steinberg, Country Noises.

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okay, so you know that theory that series 14 is a tv show, that's why there are so many fourth wall breaks, etc, etc. well, what if we had a weeping angels episode this season? it's the climax of the episode, ruby and the doctor are surrounded by angels when...nothing happens. they forcibly close their eyes just to check, but the angels aren't moving. the doctor does his signature rambling as he tries to figure out what happened, and then it dawns on him. he turns slowly, stares directly into the camera and says "oh. it's you. all of you. you're why they can't move." the doctor starts jumping around, shakes ruby for a bit (and ruby's just like wut the hell is going on), does a thing with the sonic screwdriver before starting to run when he suddenly stops and turns back. looking directly into the camera, he says "don't blink." and then he runs off to save the day.

couple minutes later, he tells ruby to stare at some angels that were out of frame by saying "babes, the camera angle's changed."

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i <3 identity tropes. dw about the specific meaning of any of these, interpret them however you see fit

edit: oops that kingdom hearts answer is supposed to say (i dont know the lore sorry). imagine its a full sentence lol

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So tonight I joined my parents, and the neighbours, at the local pub quiz. We won, and won the bonus round, much to the annoyance of the other teams. Apparently my parents and their friends win every other week. Nerds. So to prank them the landlord had a special “Super Hard Pub Question” for us for double or nothing on our prize (vouchers for a gallon of beer) to let the rest of the pub feel better because we were “guaranteed to lose” since there was “no way we could know the answer.” I got picked to answer it because I’m the youngest and have less General Knowledge.

The question?

“What is the word for beer in Ancient Egyptian?”

Pub: *loud raucous laughter and cheering*

Landlord: *looks smug*

Me: Do you want that in English or in the original Hieroglyphs?

Landlord: The hieroglyphs of course!

Pub: *more laughter*

Me: *scribbles quickly in the 10 seconds I had to answer*

Landlord: Fuck. Me. 

Pub: *utter silence broken only by someone at the back exclaiming WTF* 

Landlord: How did you even know that?

Me: You picked the one person here who can read them?

Landlord: Oh shit it’s you isn’t it?

Dad yelling from the back: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s safe to say we’re simultaneously fucking legends/not very popular at the local right now.

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When Leia Isn’t Home (x)

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Why can't excel just read my mind and do what i want

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The sea is filled with jerks.