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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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white boy SHOCKS friend group by growing perfect c cup breasts
#kimi antotnelli#been making an awful lot if posts about him lately#my bad gang#yes this DOES coincide with me playing spiderman remastered
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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
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looking for his mama
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i think its so funny that relationship milestones are only shared and acknowledged when the relationship in question is romantic. like if me and my bestie start dating we gotta tell everybody and their mama but nobody ever wants to hear about how over the course of several months me and my friends from the internet have co-authored beautiful erotica together sometimes beginning as early in the day as 7am EST
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Apple by Charli XCX



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LITERALLY HALFWAY THRU TYPING THIS POST SHE FUCKING CALLED ME TO DO EXTRA WORK CUZ SHOCKER! SHES RUNNING LATE !!!!!!
MEE when I'm MY BOSS and there's an EVENT at NOON and IM STILL NOT AT WORK
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MEE when I'm MY BOSS and there's an EVENT at NOON and IM STILL NOT AT WORK
#WATCH im gonna receive a text in approximately 5 minutes saying 'hey! im gonna be late! could you run the event for me until i get there?“#and im going to fall to my knees and bleed out on the kitchen floor because SHES GONNA SHOW UP AT 1:30#and gloss over it with a “sorry! thanks for running that event for me” and im not gonna get paid for the extra labor i was not TRAINED to do#work tag#20 minutes into my shift and i was alreayd mentally cussing her out#its gonna be a GREAT day!
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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.
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we are in the generation of junior drivers that SURELY there is at least ONE junior series driver who hears the Toreador March on the podium and thinks to themselves "oh em gee, five nights at Freddy's!"
#there MUST be at least one driver righr#SURELY#i truly believe that fnaf 1 was such a culturally significant event rhat even these somewhat offline kids could know about it#my thoughts#f1#f2
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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.
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> "i dont like a lot of fictional women because there are very few well-rounded women in the genres i like"
> goes to blog
> main interest is dc comics
well now i know thats not true.
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#i thought he was wearing a fnaf shirt like 3 times before i Actually looked at it#i am so fucking stupid
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oh silly
new chapter of clementine out now
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Oscar leans down, unknotting the line attaching them to the dock, “So, first we’ve gotta untie that bow cleat-”
“-Oh we’re like, going straight into this, okay.” Logan’s eyes widen a bit with nerves as he comes up behind Oscar, watching his movements and listening to his words as he explains the steps to get them moving.
“Oh yeah, if he could do it,” Oscar motions towards the boy heading towards the mainland, “you can do it.”
“Okay-” Logan laughs, interrupting his own words, “Uh, okay- yeah. Undo the what now?”
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