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Jen: I feel like part of my job as a mother is to make sure my children get what they need.

Sarah: I need fulfillment. And part of that is

dumpster furniture.

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Jen: Hand me my eyeballs.

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Ashley: You're watching the live action Snow White again? I thought you didn't like it?

Callie: I don't. But I wanted to watch it again to figure out exactly WHY I hate it, and how much.

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Ashley: How tall is Santiago Cabrera?

Jen: I don’t know, but I dig it.

Ashley, looking it up: He’s 6-foot-nothing. …So he’s one inch shorter than Aidan Turner.

Jen: Well that’s good. So when we’ve got them holding the palanquin, it won’t tilt.

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Therapist: You have a wonderful frontal lobe.

...

Therapist: Did you just write that down???

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Ash: How cold is it outside?

Jen: Medium-cold.

Ash: ...I guess I walked into that one.

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I had a dream last night where I made a statement that amused myself so much that I said I would post it on the quoteboard:

"The way *I* help is by lying face-down on wet grass."

YMMV.

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Girl in laundry on phone, complaining about her boyfriend:

Girl: *laughs* I could just dump him. He's served his purpose.

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On having a mole removed:

Jen: But that was a different kind of mole, right?

Ash: Nope.

Jen: Ok, I thought it had a name.

[beat]

[simultaneously:]

Jen: Jeremy

Ash: Charles.

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*After stuffing our cars absolutely full of stuff for a craft fair*

Ash: We're going to have to unload our cars eventually.

Jen: Why? I'm just gonna buy a new car.

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At Pagan Pride

Me, coming out of the porta potty: I should warn you, there is no toilet paper in there.

Next person: thank you for warning us. I am so sorry you had to suffer alone.

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Therapist: You know it's a good session when you have to reapply your makeup.

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*talking about LuAnn*

Ash: She has the best handwriting.

Anna: She has the ONLY handwriting. The rest of us just pretend.

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Rayna, Anna, Callie C and myself are sitting in a circle around the room, and Jen is in the middle crafting.

Me: Jen, you should know that you are completely surrounded by aces.

Jen: *looks around* Full house.

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Nathan: Everything is covered in a thin veneer of max hair... Vanessa: Where's Max? Nathan: Everywhere….

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Ethan: He is NOT my favorite cat! I love them all equally.

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*talking about how we need a new Wheel of the Year based on local seasons and modern life*

LuAnn: What are you going to celebrate? Tax season??!!