quotingdamianwayne

[quotingdamianwayne]

Batman will never love you... ...You'll always come a poor second to his duty. We both will.

He'll love me when he gets to know me better.

ROBIN, VOL. 4, #169

[quotingdamianwayne]

You're a living computer-- --and you're supposed to be the smartest man in the world. You're telling me we can't put four little words online?

INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US, VOL. 1, #28

[quotingdamianwayne]

Did she try to hit you? Bruce always said if a girl tries to hit you that means she likes you...

It was a case. Nothing more. She was a fair and adequate partner... ...for an alien.

...Little jerk!

SUPERMAN/BATMAN, VOL. 1, #77

[quotingdamianwayne]

Did Supergirl just drop you off? Was that a date? Because if it was--Supergirl is way out of your league.

Stop.

Hold up... do you have a crush on her?

Drop it.

You do! Wait until Alfred hears about this.

I know thousands of ways to kill you. Thousands, Grayson.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN, VOL. 1, #77

[quotingdamianwayne]

C'mon Robin, I'll give you a ride back to Gotham.

Thank you, Supergirl.

Oh, so you do know my name?

Don't make a thing of it.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN, VOL. 1, #77

[quotingdamianwayne]

This is dumb.

It was the only costume left.

Sure it was...

Tried to find something appropriate--more matronly or that of a streetwalker--but they were fresh out.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN, VOL. 1, #77

[quotingdamianwayne]

Mr. Luthor is away at the moment. Now, let go of my tie, boy. It's a Chez O'Shea original.

It's a knock-off.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN, VOL. 1, #77

[quotingdamianwayne]

Use your x-ray and telescope vision to scan the bodies and tell me what you see.

You can't just use me like some tool from your utility belt...

Why not? My father did it to Superman all the time. Now scan, alien.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN, VOL. 1, #77

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To catch this killer I need a detective. Someone who can see things I don't.

Funny coming from the girl with x-ray eyes.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN, VOL. 1, #77

[quotingdamianwayne]

Please Conner, not tonight.

I'm not here for a fight, Damian. Just to pay my respects. Same as you.

Yes. A truce. At least on this day. I wasn't going to come this year. I don't even know if I believe anymore.

Did you ever? Believe, I mean.

Truce, remember? I'm not up for a fight. Even if it's just words.

Fine.

SUPERMAN/BATMAN, VOL. 1, #75

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Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

⊹Owww⊹ Do you have to speak so loud?

Sorry, shortround.

Why, you--

SUPERGIRL, VOL. 5, #64

[quotingdamianwayne]

Supergirl knows what she's doing.

And why do you say that?

She wears the "S" on her chest. Those guys always have it figured out.

And you know that for sure, do you? Never idolize a symbol, Beetle. Always judge the person inside the role.

If you feel like that, then why are you even here?

Because so far she's passed the test.

SUPERGIRL, VOL. 5, #62

[quotingdamianwayne]

No, I am not happy!

I appreciate your honesty... ...but these disguises will keep the prying eyes of Flyover away from us while we make our move on Harvard. How's Blue Beetle?

Irritatingly proletarian.

SUPERGIRL, VOL. 5, #62

[quotingdamianwayne]

I'll let you know how it went when you're less busy.

Supergirl, wait! Forgive me for being so flippant-- --but I think you could be walking into a--

Robin!!! Robin?!?

T-t-tra...

Don't try to speak.

...T-trap... it's... a trap...

SUPERGIRL, VOL. 5, #61

[quotingdamianwayne]

At the very least, it's the most plausible explanation out there.

To a tiny mind, perhaps.

Ouch!

Oh, please! As if I have time to indulge your fragile ego? I have real crime to fight.

SUPERGIRL, VOL. 5, #61

[quotingdamianwayne]

I have an actual idea that would do two things at once, justice plus sleep, but you mock it because you want to tire out the wonder child with the only thing more vanilla than you... actual @$%#@$ vanilla!

Sorry my definition of interesting doesn't involve sitting on gargoyles and contemplating the meaning of death and loss for the 37th time! Maybe those statues used to be alive and chose stone over listening to your incessant whining again?!

I WANT TO GO TO THE MOON!

WONDER WOMAN, VOL. 6, #6

[quotingdamianwayne]

What if we... go somewhere... wear her out some...

We should go to the moon.

Go where? Like ice cream?

Ice cream. Yes, Jon, we're going to give her sugar to make her sleep. I'd say the S stands for schnook, but I don't think you can spell that high.

The moon is a good place to go.

You just want to take her out and punch some poor guy in his poor face, like last time! To a hammer, everything's a nail. To a Robin, everything's an Arkham escapee!

WONDER WOMAN, VOL. 6, #6