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Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows? Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.” What am i waiting for? I feel like I need to prepare? Brain: You have to wait. Me: Wait for what??? Brain: WAIT
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Okay, tumblr, hear me out.
That "Can I PLEASE get a waffle" vine.
Except that the fighting people are Zipper.
And the person recording is the player.
And the word "waffle" is replaced with "fish".
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tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.
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im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration
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reblog if you’re bi, support bi people, or just really like swords
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you’re telling me there are people who listen to music and DON’T use it as the soundtrack for the intense cinematic daydream plot they’ve always got playing in the back of their head???
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gays do me a solid and rb with tattoos you have or want in the tags
#i have an infinity symbol with an anchor that says hope on my right inner ankle#i want more#i want a pine tree on my left wrist#i think i want my cousin to someday give me a semi colon on my right hip
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reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”
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rb this and tell me why tumblr would deem you bad lgbt rep
#im bisexual in a male-female relationship#im bisexual in a relationship with a straight white cis man#im a bisexual#im not extremely out#theres a lot of reasons tbh#but maybe thats why i should be 🤷♀️
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Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.
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Now that’s a mood.
Don’t procrastinate too much friendo 😂💜
I'll try. I just! Don't care??
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Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics.
“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”.
If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%.
if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%.
thats how that works.
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EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SAD DUMB FLAMINGO I FOUND AT HY-VEE

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someone should really write an essay exploring how casual homophobia in society causes gay people to be sexualized no matter their age. For example people didn’t start seeing ‘ Old Town Road” as a sexual song until lil nas came out. and like yeah it’s fine if gay people are sexual obviously but the fact is that the first thing people think about when they learn someone is gay is sex. which just causes a whole hoard of issues and in conclusion it’s cishets fault and they suck
#this#minus the cishets suck#stereotypically they suck#but like#we can't hate everyone#hi its late and im getting on a soap box apparently
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More teachers like this! 😭
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