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So erm apparently ppl ik irl know my tumblr so … if you know me no u don’t
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day 102
are they stupid on purpose
screenshot from Shork's twitter, ohhh the sillies they make me sick

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ʚ buff fluttershy ɞ because i'm here to deliver what you didn't thought you needed before 🐇💌
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A wizard that regularly breaks into the gem shop where magical gemstones are cut from rough stone into their more commonly known sparkly faceted shapes - but he doesn't steal any of them. He sweeps the floor. Bags the stone crumbs and shards and dust he sweeps up. Breaks out again. The goblins who run the gem shop never bother to investigate why the floor just cleans up on its own, they assume that they've got a house elf or something.
So the wizard takes the shards and all, and grinds them all into evenly sized teeny tiny crumbs, and mixes them all together. The magic gemstone chips and crumbs become something new: magic pocket sand. Nobody knows what it'll do to you if he throws it at you. Least of all him.
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Honestly, if you're a kid and an adult tells you "they're just trying to get a reaction out of you :)" as a response to being told that some younger kid is tormenting you, that should count as full permission to punt that little shit. Like I would never hit a child, but if you're seven years old and a five-year-old is being a cunt at you and adults just tell you "oh they just want to find out what happens if they keep doing that", wouldn't only be fair to let them know what happens if they keep doing that?
Siblings should never be left responsible of raising each other, but if adults have decided that they are allowed to fuck around, wouldn't it only be your right - or even downright duty - to let them consequently find out?
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Reblog to give a trans man a kickass magic sword this pride month
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I wonder who would win in a race between a roman general on chariot vs a cowboy on horseback? Also happy pride!


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Based off of a roleplay I had
The weirdest trio you could probably think of. Twobit and Steve make sense but...
Where the hell did bob come from?
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There's a fight, and Bob begs Twobit to not stab him. He offers something in return. And what is his offer? Twobit can have all the alcohol in his house.
Steve is injured, so Twobit just drags him along to get patched up.
#outsiders#the outsiders#two bit mathews#twobit mathews#keith mathews#two bit#two bit matthews#twobit matthews#keith matthews#steve randle#bob sheldon#se hinton#ao3 fanfic#ao3feed#ao3 writer#ao3 link#ao3 author#ao3#archive of our own#fanfiction#fanfic#crack fic#unserious#crack treated seriously
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doodled a silly little thing at work today that i decided to line and color for warm up
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