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littlething i made

Its me

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im dumb

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WAIT WHA

this show was created in 2015 which means this word shouldn't have existed as a slang term

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HEAR ME OUT OK PLEAS BRO

so YOU know telemachus from epic right and you know Tommy FROM DSMP

RIGHT?

SO I WAS LIKE THROUGH SOME FORM OF DEVINE INTERVENTION LIKE IF THEY MET THEY WOULD BE FRIENDS SOOO LIKE WHAT IF OK LISTEN

THER BOTH THE SAME AGE AND TOMMY WHENT TO WAR SO TELEMACHUS WOULD THINK THAT IS COOL

They both ALSO want to be recognized by there peers and Maybe like idk Hermes thought he could bring back telemachus just fpr the lols and they meat or instead of hermes its my epic god oc (cringe i know)

But then my brain thot it would be funny if every time compliments him he blushes and i thought it would be funny if Hermes and iodis and some other god ( Apollo maybe ) was like

Hermes: so when we say ther friends we meen gay

And the other gods would start rambling

AND THEN I THOUGHT OF THE "no im hitting on you" MEME AND THEN THE GAY OR EUROPEAN ONE AND IT WAS LIKE THE ONE WITH NO IM HITTING ON YOU TELEMACHUS WAS NICOLE AND IN THE EUROPEAN ONE TOM IS JUST SITING THERE AND THE GODS ARE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT

Oh AND THAT ONE SCENE FROM THE OWL HOUSE WERE LUZ AND AMITY GO ON IN THE TUNNEL OF LOVE AND SHIT AND LUZ IS IMMERSED WHAT IF ITS TOM (AS LUZ) AND TELEMACHUS AS AMITY

I already have made PET NAMES

Like TOM CALLS TELEMACHUS TELEY LIKE TELEPHONY why dose that have a y AND TELE IS IN ANCIENT TIMES SO HE WOULD HAVE SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS MORE FORMAL LIKE MY LOVE OR SOMTHING

WHAT IF ODY OR PHILL SAW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND TELEMACHUS IS AN AMAZING ARCHER AND TOM IS GOOD WITH SWORDS SO THEY WOULD TEACH EACHOTHER HOW TO USE WEAPONS

Also i hurd that humans have been getting taller so TELEMACHUS WOULD BE SMALL AND ITS LIKE BB BUT NOT WATTBAD HIGT DIFFERENCE MORE LIKE TELE REACH ONLY A FEW INCHES ABOVE HIS ELBOW I CAN STOP THINK OF THIS

I am a different tipe of brain rot

WAIT WTF WOULD THERE SHIP NAME BE!?!?!?

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KU KUROMI

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HEY MEATSACKS SO THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS ACCOUNT WAS SAYING SOMTING ABOUT BLEEDING AND BEING TIRED SO ILL BE TAKING IT FROM HERE UNTIL THE MEATSACK STOPS INTERNALLY BLEEDING ILL BE TAKING OVER FOR NOW

YEEEP

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Gravity Falls self-insured who dis

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ummmm sorry billl

ITS OLD ART I MADE OMG AND THEY SAW IT NOOOO WHY MEEE

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so um

So what we thinking?

Im going to church

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes ...

200

AND ILL DRAW DEITY BILL CIPHER WEARING A DRESS

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FANDOM

I never realized how many fandoms I'm in

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OMG????

THANK YOU SO MUCH AHHHHH I KNOW THAT I SHOULDN'T BE FREAKING OUT OVER THIS BUT IT MEANS ALOT SO HERE

Have you heard of rain world?

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Don't mind me just writing a fanfic of this :3

At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)

I am so normal about these old dorks.

I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.

I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.

Oh, and a little bonus comic:

Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)

Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:

Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)

Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃

In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)

Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\

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YOOO shooting star i mean Maple looks nice

Gravity Balls

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OMGGGG

I GOT ON TO AO3 IM A MATERIAL GIRL OMG IM GOING TO WRIGHT SO MUCH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WTF SDDGGRDWFJJUESCFRHJILFF

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TH3 MUFF1N M4N!?!?

Do you know….

…The muffin man?

The muffin man??

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lol its me hi

Yoooo i had fun drawing this