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Sinsmas live reactions
🎶I very much am not ready for this 🎶
For real I thought this was going to come out on the 31st. I am not prepared for the heartbreak that I am certain this is going to throw at me.
Okay. Pressing play.
I thought the point of Stella and Andrealphus getting Via from Stolas was to turn her against him, but now they're making it obvious they're keeping her from him rather than playing into him outright choosing Blitz over her?
IF OCTAVIA'S SONG IS A REMIX OF You Will be Okay I AM GOING TO DIE.
Oh, you sing beautifully sweetie!
... I almost didn't cry during that song.
HOLY SHIT STOLAS HAS BECOME SELF AWARE! IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
One day Loona's going to call Blitz dad and it won't make me tear up.
Millie: We've done this kind of thing before.
Yeah but they're gay so they get a pass.
I am too ice-coded to not appreciate what Andrealphus has done to Stolas' castle and I'm not sorry.
I am shocked it took three episodes with Andrealphus in them before we got an ice queen joke.
WHERE DO ANDREALPHUS' ARMS GO.
Fuck his tailfeathers are cool as shit.
Two Frozen jokes in 90 seconds. Once again, surprised it took this long.
LOONA LOONA LOONA LOONA LOONA WOLFY LOONA WOLFY LOONA WOOLFY LOONA
Blitz reclassing into Fire Emblem's Wolf Knight class was not something I ever imagined and thus had no idea how much I fucking needed it in my life.
... Clearly I was too distracted by Loona to realize that Andrealphus just became a fucking dragon.
Oh, no he brought an ice dragon to life. That makes more sense.
You just risked your life to save mine.
.. Bruh this is not the first time he's done that.
It wasn't my choice
My guy yes it 100,000% was. Like. You didn't even have to be there. You chose to magic your way into that courtroom.
This is so cathartic holy shiiiiiiit.
Octavia beating the shit out of Andrealphus and then walking back into what is now his house is lowkey hilarious... but I guess they're both used to it since they both grew up with Stella.
Loona has friends! ^_^
Oh, right, it's a Christmas episode!
24:05 .... is Millie pregnant. Is that why she's mood-swingy and wanted to use a long-range weapon.
OH DIP I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING SHIT
(Can't wait to go to Twitter and see how pissy people are going to be about this.)
and you have risked your life for mine in return.
The time he was your body guard -
The first time he fought off Striker -
Today -
And he risked Moxxie and Millie's lives for you during the second Striker incident.
Someone please tell Stolas that Blitz risking his life for him isn't new.
It was my choice.
THERE'S THAT SELF-AWARENESS BACK!
We look fuckin' ridiculous
No, shut up, this is animated beautifully.
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"On my right shoulder, I have a tiny blue fox telling me not to start fights on the internet while swimming in drugs, while on my left shoulder, I have a badass Angel cosplayer with an appropriately sized gold tooth telling me not to apologize for the metric fuck-ton of salt I've thrown into the universe today."
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To the neckbeard who is out there going, "uh, ACTUALLY, you're really stretching here this theory doesn't make any sense because Rosie's been around for a long time" (first off, there's nothing more chronically online than going uh, actually. Second, this post was for fun. I'm sure you feel really heckin' smart for telling some stranger over the internet that their argument is invalid but it is really not that serious bro.)
AND.
We do not know that
Vivziepop said herself she can't talk much about Rosie because everything tied to Rosie is a spoiler.
Just because Rosie looks like she's from the 1910s doesn't mean she necessarily is.
For all we know, she popped up in Cannibal town 7 years ago and joined forces with Franklin (and then overthrew Franklin just in time for the Hotel to get its start and for her to send Alastor to help.)
Don't spread your thoughts like they're facts. Don't say Rosie's been in Hell since 1910. We do not know that. Don't put people down and insult them for having theories.
Ps,
the things labeled bonus are just cute little similarities or things that are kind of interesting. I considered not adding them to this post because they weren't as concrete, but I decided to go ahead and throw them underneath the really interesting things as a little bonus for your consideration.' I'm well aware that a lot of Hellaverse characters have hair similar to Rosie, but if it helps you sleep better at night or boosts your ego thinking you 'showed me' by pointing that out, good for you I guess.
Rosie is Lilith in Disguise Starter Kit
Similar outfit? Similar outfit.
"Well who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he hadn't tasted so bad!"
This is her first line in the entire series.
That's a lily. Hidden behind a rose. On her fuckin' hat.
Bonus:
How much hair do you have pinned up underneath that hat, Rosie?
Ma'am, is that a snake skeleton on your hat?
Ma'am, you are exceptionally excited that this girl you've known for seven minutes is inspiring Hell with her voice and her song.
#I have a cracked spine and am on a shit-ton of steroids in the hopes of healing that cracked spine#I am sleep deprived because there is no comfortable way to sleep when you have a cracked spine#I'll apologize for my saltiness later
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Rosie is Lilith in Disguise Starter Kit
Similar outfit? Similar outfit.
"Well who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he hadn't tasted so bad!"
This is her first line in the entire series.
That's a lily. Hidden behind a rose. On her fuckin' hat.
Bonus:
How much hair do you have pinned up underneath that hat, Rosie?
Ma'am, is that a snake skeleton on your hat?
Ma'am, you are exceptionally excited that this girl you've known for seven minutes is inspiring Hell with her voice and her song.
#Hazbin hotel#Hazbin Hotel Rosie#Hazbin Hotel Lilith#Hazbin Hotel theories#this has consumed my brain for nearly a week
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Alastor... came back...and he is with Lucifer's daughter, and that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!
Because! We have been trying to figure out a means to usurp your horny ex-husband's power. And this whole time, you knew about incredibly illegal thing he was doing and you didn't think it might be a good idea to LET ME KNOW?!
Pour one out for the blue mates wanting to overthrow their red rivals whilst their pink sidekicks are absolutely no help.
#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#the mastermind#radio killed the video star#Hazbin Hotel Vox#Helluva Boss Andrealphus#helluva boss spoilers
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Helluva Boss - Mastermind live reaction
Before we get started. Andrealphus is the mastermind, right?
First clip of the episode is Andre's castle: n.n 10 / 10 episode is perfect.
I love him I love him I love him I love him.
1:25 - Oh... the internet is going to love you, little Nagito-looking imp bby.
I know most imps have white hair but he's giving such white-haired-anime-boy vibes he's so going to die.
Vassago glared at Andrealphus. I am sad.
But every time Andrealphus uses his powers it adds another ten seconds to my life.
I don't know what I was expecting out of Satan but I am digging his vibe way more than I thought I would.
6:27 NOW KISS.
Andrealphus' tailfeathers are my favorite thing.
7:32 Actual wheezing laughter.
LEVIATHAN IS A GIRL AND SHE IS HOT.
Ozzie. Ozzie. You kind of pardoned IMP from any wrong doing when you put them under your jurisdiction. Say something. WORDS. SAY WORDS.
9:36 - THANK YOU FIZZ.
12:18 Way to go with the Scar vibes, Andre bby.
12:28 Oh Belle I didn't notice you before. You're adorable.
13:30 ... I'm okay with this being the reason for the title.
14:36 .... Stolas. Stolas. I see what you're trying to do, and... I'm crying a little which is way more than I thought I would but YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER YOU ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO ABANDON.
... Is Paimon dead? Why isn't he here? He should reeeeeally be here.
Since long before the angel's fall.
... Was Satan in charge of Hell before Lucifer came down?
Oooooh that'd be juicy.
16:25 Oooooh this is gonna fuck her up sooooo bad.
.... There's so much real in yeah you did a crime but you're rich so you're good.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ANDRE GETS THE LEGIONS
(I want him to be happy okay.)
18:14 YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU CAME HERE, SHOULDN'T YOU?
19:33 Pausing to cry.
Stolas having to wear Loona's clothes because Blitz is literally half his size is adorable.
I'M OKAY.
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I know for certain there's a person out there that needs to hear this, and I hope some others will gain some form of closure / strength / support from it, so I'm putting it out into the universe.
You.
Do not
owe
anyone
an apology for being triggered.
You especially do not owe that to the person who triggered you.
If someone tries to gaslight you into thinking that you should apologize to them because you got "triggered for no reason", this person is not your friend. They do not love you. They are toxic. Please, please, please, get away from this person.
No one has the right to decide what is and is not an appropriate thing to get triggered by. It does not matter if they don't find it upsetting, it does not matter if they do not understand. If they claim to be a friend or a loved one, all they need to know is what the trigger was so that they can do better in the future.
If someone triggers you, and in your mind's desperate attempt to shield itself that you lash out at that person, do not let them convince you that you are the one in the wrong. They brought this on. You did what you felt you needed to do in the moment to protect yourself. This is not two wrongs don't make a right or a we're even. This is they need to suck it the fuck up and understand that you need comfort and or space. If they try to convince you that they are actually the one more hurt by this situation because you latched out, or that you freaked out for no reason-- this person is not your friend. They do not love you. They are toxic. Please, please, please, get away from this person.
You do not owe anyone an explanation or an apology when they hurt you.
Please, please, please, understand that people who try to twist the narrative this way or gaslight you into thinking you are the one to blame do not actually care what they did or what triggered you. No matter what you say, it will be enough. Please do not waste your breath. You do not owe them that breath.
Please protect yourself. Protect your mind. Protect your heart. If anyone ever tries to shame you for reacting because they hurt you, please, please, please, recognize that for what it is: A form of abuse.
Get away. Break ties. Block. Do whatever you need to do.
Do not let people like this infect your mind with the idea that your fears are not valid.
They are vile.
They do not deserve you.
Protect your peace.
You are loved.
Thank you and goodnight~
#toxic relationships#gaslighting#narcissistic abuse#advice#protect your peace#if this somehow reaches the person who inspired it... go fuck yourself. I'm sorry it took me so long to see how vile you are.
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Mother fucking Twitter just screaming spoilers into the universe.
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I see a lot of people saying that Ghost F*ckers wasn't the emotional gut-punch they were expecting.
The way I see it, Ghost F*ckers is similar to Queen Bee. It was a fun little Halloween celebration more so than it was an episode advancing the plot. We still got some character development and world building, but it was first and foremost a creepy animation spectacular.
Considering how heavy the last two episodes were, and considering the next episode is called Mastermind and is probably going to be equally (if not more) heavy, I don't mind that this was something of a respite.
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