rag1000
rag1000
Figuring Out Adulthood
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All my thoughts, my insanity, right here. If you have a question, feel free to ask.
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rag1000 · 27 days ago
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Suvi has the coolest (ehm… scariest) mom!
@quiddie
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Can’t peacefully live with the fact I’d simply let Steel undo my existence and I‘m gonna make it everybody‘s problem ✋😔
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rag1000 · 1 month ago
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Shit man, this Battle of Twelve Brooks is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and make tens of flesh sorcerers emerge from a dreadnaught and decapitate imperial wizards faster than the eye can perceive. The camera didn't even go onto him, thats how common shit like this is. My ass is casting firebolt and level 2 erulian bolts. I think I just heard the sword of the citadel yell "VOLLEY" two skyships over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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rag1000 · 1 month ago
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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
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rag1000 · 1 month ago
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The guy I was working the enterance with today started talking about Christiantity today and offered me a leaflet, and I immediately thought "Oh fuck he is one of those."
And then he started talking about things from his religion and I was trying to be polite and and to say "Yes, I know what the trinity is. Yes, I know Adam and Eve and the tree of knowledge. Yes, I know who Jesus is. Yes, I know..."
And when I said "Oh there is something similar to the Rapture in Hinduism" he. Kept. Talking. Same when I started to talk about other things.
I said "Hey, you have interrupted me a few times, and I wanna know if this is you preaching or are we having a conversation. Because if you are preaching, then we are done here."
And he went on a tangent about how people find it hard to understand stuff when he usually talks about it and I had to repeat what I said.
Then he was like "Sure, I am okay with knowing what you know too."
And after I talked for a bit he was like "I see. I didn't know this before"
And then he shut up and took a seat.
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rag1000 · 1 month ago
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I had a dream that the Pope woke up mid funeral from a really good nap. Can someone check up on him again just to be double sure?
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rag1000 · 1 month ago
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Starkid: Cinderella's Castle
Based off the song "Ash to Ash"
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rag1000 · 3 months ago
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rag1000 · 3 months ago
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Just scrolled past a pencil art of two lesbian oc's from a blades in the dark game making out while sitting shoulder to shoulder next to my grandma and with other family members in the room.
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rag1000 · 3 months ago
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Why do I still have bad dreams about high school maths. I got a masters degree last year and the idea of maths still haunts my dreams every few months just to make sure I don't forget its horror.
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rag1000 · 3 months ago
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rag1000 · 3 months ago
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rag1000 · 4 months ago
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My black friend said to a seagull (a white bird) looking to steal our food the n-word.
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rag1000 · 4 months ago
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
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would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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rag1000 · 5 months ago
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Just failed my driving test please don't bully me.
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rag1000 · 6 months ago
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Siobhan and Murph frantically YELLING across the stage, out of their seats, trying to out-do each other helping "their guy" in this fight is my favorite thing. Siobhan is literally bouncing shouting "IT'S NOT A SPELL IT'S AN ABILITY" about Adaine's portent rolls, while Rules Lawyer Murph is trying to figure out what he can throw in there. Best friends play games together always delivers the best content. I have HAD those fights with my friends!
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rag1000 · 6 months ago
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Siobhan and Murph frantically YELLING across the stage, out of their seats, trying to out-do each other helping "their guy" in this fight is my favorite thing. Siobhan is literally bouncing shouting "IT'S NOT A SPELL IT'S AN ABILITY" about Adaine's portent rolls, while Rules Lawyer Murph is trying to figure out what he can throw in there. Best friends play games together always delivers the best content. I have HAD those fights with my friends!
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rag1000 · 6 months ago
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thinking about how the best case scenario that elphaba can imagine in the wizard and i is that finally someone will come along who will be able to change everything about her. even in her wildest dreams, she views that as her best option.
and then.
along comes galinda. who - after spending an entire night attempting to give her a makeover - settles on: ‘actually, you’re perfect just the way you are. i wouldn’t change a thing. except maybe to tuck a little piece of myself in with you, just there.’
and i just think that’s neat.
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