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Okay I'm sorry I know it's a spoiler but oh my god this is hilarious and TRUUEE
POV: your theater just saw a 10-year-old boy get squashed by a falling piano
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If I may add Son of Palaven, Daughter of Earth by @miceenscene
It will always have a special place in my heart 鉂わ笍
I would love to know, what are some of your favorite shakarian fics?
sticking to complete works, (with one exception), here are some of my absolute favorites in no particular order:
Sometimes Grace聽by LMSharp
454k, ME2 from Garrus POV, in which Archangel isn鈥檛 as dead as he thought聽
Tides, Receding聽by @meggannn
50k, Garrus is about to leave the Normandy with Victus and Shepard has to make a decision
The Machiavelli Project聽by @lilmissnatcat24
121k, a delightfully creepy (and devastating) mission set after the collector base
New Game聽by @meredithalden
122k, WIP, ME2. Shepard discovers she cannot die and it鈥檚 more of a problem than you鈥檇 think
Reconstruction聽by motorboats
80k, post-control ending. Shepard wakes up to find the galaxy鈥檚 political landscape is about to change
Damaged Goods聽by Stealth_Noodle
25k, a post-war vacation gone entertainingly awry
Hell and High Water聽by Kooriicolada
38k, the Normandy is stranded after the war
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Just saw something that completely changed the beginning of Mass Effect 3 for me.
Someone made a theory about the little boy.
In the beginning, Shepard sees this little boy playing with a ship. The theory is that Shepard does actually not see him again after this.
I kind of ran with it in my mind, and it makes sense. Shepard is under intense stress as it is, and then the Reapers attack, their biggest fear. Now Shepard is dealing with PTSD and ongoing trauma, so this kid is now materialized as their trauma given form. Shepard sees them in peace, maybe thinking "This is the future all of our children should have", and is fighting to protect that.
So with this trauma-given-form child, they feel like they can't protect them from this threat.
"You can't help me." SAYS THE CHILD.
And then we see the kid die.
Or we don't. Shepard does in their mind. Why does no one else see this kid? Why is this kid not running to an adult for protection? How does Andersen not see or hear this kid talk to Shepard?
I really like this theory. If nothing else because that scene was so sad and it really touched on Shepard's mental state. They've been through some shit.
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Help why is this video 10 hours long
Here is almost 6 minutes of Garrus being absolutely sweet, needy, protective, and flirtyyyy.
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See but they don't even have to act like they love each other.
Jack and Miranda wanna glare daggers at each other and make passive-aggressive (or just aggressive) comments? That's fine, just please no biotics at the table.
Grunt/Wrex want to boast about gory battles and piss off or gross everyone out? Just please dont throw food.
Mordin wants to annoy everyone with science facts? Just nothing sexual at dinner.
Everyone is crazy and annoying in some way, but by golly are we gonna share dinner!!!
headcannon that it is MANDATORY that everyone on the normandy eats dinner together, yes even you, Jack. sit down WITH THE REST OF THIS FAMILY AND ACT LIKE YOU LOVE EACH OTHER
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The other day I was playing Skyrim, doing the Dark Brotherhood quests. I was escaping from Solitude after relieving Vittoria of her life at the wedding, and I got out of the city and ran a good ways, and I *still* couldn't fast travel. It kept telling me I couldn't while the guards were pursuing me. I was a good distance from Solitude, so like, huh???
I made it like halfway to Dawnstar and had to stop to fight a spider, and out of nowhere comes a Solitude city guard.
One guard. One loyal dude. He's dead now, but respect. 鉂わ笍
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Sitting here fantasizing about writing a fanfic set in the universe of Mass Effect about a turian spectre who's assigned a mission by the council to protect a mega famous pop star of all things during her galactic tour and her singing voice is Aurora (because ofc it is im obsessed with that woman) and he's so pissed and lowkey hates her because why tf would the council make me do this this is embarrassing I hate pop music but she's more than meets the eye like a secret spy or something and he was assigned to bodyguard her from a mercenary group that's been a thorn in the council's side for years and she can actually defend herself well enough but not as good as him and she's basically the super talented bait that draws them out because they're targeting her and ofc I'm a romance writer so they fall in LOVE and yeah
Idk maybe that plot has already been done but not in a Mass Effect plot??? Anyways yeah fanfic fantasizing with Raine thanks for reading this far
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Attempted Blackmail: Part 7
馃幎B-U-S-T-E-D you are BUSTED!馃幎 What will happen to Annie and Thomas now that someone knows?
Bianca stares dumbfounded at both of us entangled in Thomas's bathroom. She almost dropped her phone.
Thomas resignedly pulls away from me but doesn't let me go entirely. "What are you doing here, Bianca?"
She scoffs. "I think the bigger question is, how the hell did someone like Annie snag the hottest professor in school? That like, doesn't make any sense!"
"Well, being confused is your typical state of being, so no one here is surprised..." I can't help but mutter.
Bianca glares at me as Thomas reaches for his phone. "If you're not out of my house in the next 10 seconds, I'm calling the police."
She snaps out of her shock and waves her phone at his face. "Tsk, tsk. I don't think you wanna do that, professor. I have proof that you've been very, very naughty. If you don't do exactly what I say, I'm sending this proof to every single member of the school board, and then posting it to social media and selling it to the tabloids. I'll ruin both of you."
Sure enough, on her phone screen is a picture of Thomas and I locked in our kiss. Slightly blurry, but there's no doubt it's us. "Bianca-"
"Save it, Annie. I've already won." She begins pacing the hall in front of us. "You know, this actually explains a lot. Why you always have such good grades, why you seem to be on his good side, and why he backed you up at your probation hearing a while back."
"Really? I have good grades because I study, which I know is a foreign word to you. What gave you the impression I was on his good side until now, the glares?" At this, Thomas hides a grin. "And he backed me up then because I worked hard to prove myself. Everyone saw that."
Bianca just rolls her eyes. "Sure, Annie. Whatever makes you sound like the sweet little innocent angel everyone thinks you are."
Thomas releases me and steps toward her. "I won't say it again, Bianca. I will call the police. Get. Out." She smirks and backs away toward the foyer. "Yeah yeah, okay. But you both better be ready to give me exactly what I want, or everyone finds out about this." And with her annoying little sashay, she struts out the front door.
I collapse against the sink. "I can't believe Bianca's the one who caught us. Of all the-"
"I know. But it was only a matter of time until someone did." Thomas speaks quietly as he returns to stand in front of me. His shoulders are tensed up. I fiddle with my sleeve. "So... what do we do now?"
He bites the inside of his cheek in thought. "... I don't know. Just go about your business as usual for now. Avoid her if you can."
I nod in understanding and silently offer a hug. He quickly accepts, and we both just hold each other, wondering to ourselves if this will work out somehow. Maybe she's bluffing, or she'll get drunk and accidentally delete the photo, or... I don't know. Wishful thinking. After a few minutes, we kiss goodbye and I hesitantly head back to campus.
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Addison is visiting her mom this weekend, so our dorm room is quiet and lonely on this Sunday morning. I dont want to bother her, so I lie with my thoughts until she returns. When she does and sees me sulking in my bed, she throws herself next to me and squeezes my hand. Her wordless way of asking me what's wrong without rushing me.
"Ads, we've got a problem.... Bianca knows." Her brow furrows. "Knows about... wait, you and-?" I nod. She curses under her breath. "Then... what does she have planned?"
"For now, she's just holding it over our heads in the hopes to use it as blackmail. Long term, I don't know."
"Well, you're not going to let her blackmail you, are you?" I shake my head. "No, of course not. And neither will Thomas. But if word gets out..." My best friend wraps me in a tight hug at the look of worry on my face.
Whatever happens from here, at least I've got a good support system. I just hope he does, too.
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The next day, Monday morning classes seem to go in slow motion. Thomas's class being my last of the day does not help ease my nerves in the slightest. But even as his class begins, I still have seen no sign of Bianca all day. It's like a jumpscare waiting to happen. But even as class goes on with Thomas and I giving nothing more than quick glances, no word from the she-devil.
Until she corners me after class right outside the classroom.
"Hello, new favorite servant. I hope you're ready to get pampering, because I am so ready to be pam-" "Bianca, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working on me. I'm not letting you blackmail either one of us." I nudge her away from where she had me pinned to the wall.
She tsks. "Oh, but you have no choice. You're getting me a coffee or you're getting a public humiliation."
"And you're minding your business or you're getting a probation, Ms. Stone." Thomas emerges from the classroom behind us. Her grin turns downright ominous as she turns toward him. "Professor Hunt, I'm so glad you could join us! You remember our deal this morning, right?"
Deal? I look between them. Thomas has his usual stern look on his face and seems completely unperturbed. "I remember. You keep that knowledge to yourself and I'll vouch for you in your academic probation hearing tomorrow." I blink. He made a deal with her to vouch for her in a hearing!?
Bianca seems to sense my shock and turns that ominous grin toward me. "Hear that, nerd? Hunt is gonna vouch for me and give me exactly what I want. So keep up. Now I'll take a venti espresso with-"
"The deal is between us, Ms. Stone. I recommend you leave Annie out of it." Thomas's voice is icy. She twists her mouth as if in thought and stares me down. Then her grin returns. "Alright, fine. I changed my mind about coffee anyways. But Annie, once this hearing is over tomorrow and everyone knows I'm Hunt's favorite student, I've got plans for you. Find me then."
As she saunters off, I turn toward Thomas with wide eyes. His hands are in white knuckling fists, but he doesn't look at me. He swallows and says under his breath, "Go back to your dorm, Annie." Then he, too, is gone.
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Addison and I are discussing what happened in our room when there's a knock at the door. In preparation for it being my current worst nightmare, Addison answers it. She steps back in shock. "Professor Hunt?"
"I'm assuming your friend already knows?" Thomas points at Addison. "Yes, she does, come on in." I assure him, standing as he awkwardly walks into our dorm.
He glances around the room as I carefully approach him, then give his hands a squeeze. Thomas looks cool and collected, but his hands are clammy. "We need to talk about what happened with Bianca."
I nod and look at Addison, who's already tiptoeing to our door. "Ms. Sinclair, please do not tell anyone I was here." She promises she won't and gives us our privacy.
"I know you have questions-" "A few. What deal did you make with Bianca, did you let her blackmail you? Where was she today? What's this about a hearing-?" Thomas cups my face in his hands. "Just... sit down, please. I'll explain."
We move over to sit on my bed. Which would normally excite the heck out of me, but right now all I feel is apprehension. He takes a deep breath. "Bianca cornered me at my car this morning. She made several threats at blackmail which I normally wouldn't bat an eye at, but when she started threatening you... I couldn't let her. We struck a deal that she could skip classes today with full credit and I would vouch for her in her probation hearing tomorrow morning. So long as she left you alone. Which I thought she would until I caught her this afternoon. I should have known she would go back on her word, but I was worried that something would happen to you."
I listen without getting frustrated as much as I can. I appreciate him looking out for me, but we can't give her what she wants, no matter what's at stake. I tell him as much. "Just come to the hearing tomorrow, I'll figure something out."
I give myself a minute to consider his words. Then I look him in the eyes. "I'll support you whatever you decide." His thumb idly brushes my knuckles. "Are you sure? I'm not the only one who's going to be affected by this. Your reputation is at stake, too." I smile sadly at him. "No matter what, we both have to face the consequences. As long as we're in this together, I can handle it."
Thomas returns my smile and wraps me in a tight hug. I rub his back and rest my chin on his shoulder. Despite the fact that he's willing to stand by me through all of this, I still have a pit in my stomach. "Do you.. regret this at all? Would you still want to be with me, knowing what you know now?"
Thomas pulls back and cups my face again. "Absolutely. No questions, no hesitation." I snort, "Okay, but you did hesitate at first." He doesn't laugh, though. Instead, he looks at me with this sad determination. "I once told you that I let my career ruin my first chance at love. I'm not letting regret win again. This situation with Bianca is.. unfortunate. But it definitely does not outweigh being with you, Annie. I wouldn't give up my time with you for anything."
The man in front of becomes blurry as my eyes grow watery. He wipes away the tears before they fall, and then our lips meet. The kiss is bittersweet, with all the uncertainty and fear of what our future together holds, but also the tenderness and joy that we get to be in this moment now. And now is all that matters. If this is to be my last moment with him before one or both of our careers are ruined, then I can live with that. I'll be here, with him, and continue to kiss him like it might be the last time I ever get to.
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It's a cold Tuesday in November. The assembly gathering together for the hearing is a relatively small one, and we all pack neatly into the room. Addison, Ethan and I take our place in the observer's section with a handful of other students. I feel better being situated between both of them, but not much.
The faculty takes their place on the stand, Thomas among them. Professor Llewellyn sits by him, shooting me an almost imperceptible wink. Thinking nothing more of it than Llewellyn being Llewellyn, we all turn our attention to Professor Priya Singh as she takes the podium. Bianca takes one of the stands in front of her, almost proudly.
"It seems that all relevant parties are here. Let's begin. Ms. Stone, which member of the faculty have you procured to vouch on your behalf?"
Oh, she is absolutely proud to be standing there. I can see the proverbial peacock feathers fanning out. "An esteemed colleague of yours, Professor Thomas Hunt!"
Priya seems a touch surprised as she addresses him. "Hunt, do you agree to speak for Ms. Stone?"
"I am here to speak about the issue at hand, namely whether Ms. Stone deserves expulsion, academic probation, or a simple warning." Bianca doesn't hide her grin as she watches him take the stand opposite her. "From the beginning, Ms. Stone has always been brimming with ambition, cunning, and self-confidence." She literally puffs out her chest. So this is his decision, huh...
"... And it's this exact reason she should be put on academic probation."
The silence in the room is resounding as he pauses for effect. Priya watches in interest as Bianca's glossy red lips drop open.
"Ms. Stone represents these attributes that could be considered positive, but she takes them to the extreme, past the point of recklessness. She can't see the potential consequences of her actions, and what's more, she doesn't care. Some people might argue that she will fit in seamlessly into the industry because of these qualities. However, she is certainly not the type of student I would want to mentor."
Bianca waves her phone at him. "Oh, and we know what type of student you do like to mentor, don't we, Professor?" She threatens. "Ms. Stone! Decorum, please." Priya shushes her.
Thomas waits for the go-ahead to continue. "Furthermore, Ms. Stone doesn't know how to work with others. Hollywood is all about making connections, but she only knows how to alienate others and ride her father's coattails."
Bianca roars. "That's it, you're doing DOWN, Hunt!" She begins furiously scrolling through her phone.
"You want further evidence of her questionable character? Look no further than what she's doing right now. She's trying to blackmail me into vouching for her today.
By exposing my relationship... with Anneka Sinclair."
My own gasp is audible with almost everyone else's in the assembly. Murmurs ripple through, and almost every eye is on me. Addison squeezes my hand. I shrink under the scrutiny, but Thomas stands tall.
Bianca is blubbering by the time Priya gets the room to settle. "... I think we've heard enough. Blackmail is a very serious offense, Ms. Stone. But taking everything into account, the board will put you on probation for now. But make no mistake, you are on very thin ice. Another display like this one, and we will not hesitate to expel you. No matter who you're related to."
I can almost hear Bianca simmering from here. "You will be taking remedial lessons with myself to make up for your lacking grades, and believe me, I will not go easy on you. Otherwise..." Priya's attention is turned to Thomas and me. "The two of you will be dealt with later. For now, meeting adjourned."
Everyone begins filing out of the room, all kinds of looks being directed my way. Bianca is shoving her phone at everyone passing by. "Look, this is them! It's disgusting! Isn't this like, illegal??" No one is really paying her any mind, though, surprisingly enough. Addison and Ethan link arms with me and drag me outside before she sees me.
"Are you okay? That got pretty rough in there." Ethan moves a strand of my hair that got tangled in my braid. I shrug. "I'll be fine. Have to get used to publicity anyways, right?" He chuckles. "As your agent, the saying goes 'any publicity is good publicity', but as your friend..."
I squeeze his arm. "I know. But I'll be okay." We walk a bit from the building before we spot Thomas under a tree, hands in his pockets and his eyes off in the distance.
"So." I say as we approach, my friends releasing me to get closer to him. "So." He returns.
"Everyone knows now..." I shrug awkwardly. My face is burning hot in the chilly weather. He chuckles. "Maybe not everyone, but they will soon. Who knows what inane hashtag Jenni will come up with." We all laugh.
"And... you're okay?" I approach him a little closer. He reaches for my hand. "Nervous, I'll admit. But relieved it's out on my own terms. On our own terms."
I smile. "Agreed. So what happens from here?"
He takes a deep breath. "I assume I'll be hearing from Priya soon about our own hearing. I'm not clear on whether or not this is necessarily illegal, but it is most certainly against University bylaws. Who knows what the consequences will be."
I bite my lip nervously. Ethan interjects, "If I may, I can help read the terms and see what we're working with here. But you two better come up with one hell of a love story."
I blush at that word again, and Thomas squeezes my hand tighter. "Already on it."
(Disclaimer: The original story, places, names, some dialogue, and all characters except for Annie and Llewellyn belong to Pixelberry from their game Hollywood U: Rising Stars. Thank you for reading!)
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So I'm reading back through my Hollywood U story I've been posting on here, and realizing "Dang... I write Thomas sighing a LOT".
Which is absolutely in character for him, but wow, girl find some other reactions 馃槀馃槀
For those still following it, I apologize for the wait. I lost motivation for a while and then life kinda went to shit for a bit (still is tbh but we'll make it through). I promise I'm going to finish Thomas and Annie's story and give them the happy ending they deserve, if you'll support me 鉂わ笍
And if you're interested to see what I've got so far, you can start here!
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Struggling because I want to write FLUFF PIECES but not a whole STORY yet because that requires WORK and WORLD BUILDING but I'm imagining these COOL SCENES in my head and super sweet FIRST KISSES and SNUGGLES and maybe some SPICE but for context I have to write the STORIES and I don't WANNNNAAA.
Fr: all I want are snuggles but all I get are struggles. 馃ズ
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maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10
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If you haven't played The Headliners, highly recommend. It's so much fun.
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It can be really discouraging when it feels like you're failing time and time again. When your first tries at anything just aren't good.
It's part of the process. Just keep trying and learning. That door will open, that thing you feel like you're missing will just click.
You got this 鉂わ笍
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giggling and kicking my feet everytime garrus comes on the screen
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This is actuallykiwi, name change!
I'm Rainedrop on literally everything else, I think I started going by kiwi on here because it was what I wanted my writing name to be. But everyone knows me as Raine, so. Yay 馃挋
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