straight girls: *see gay guy* OMG wanna be my gay best friend! DO MY MAKEUP, let’s talk about boys! want to go shopping hehehehe
straight girls: *see gay girl* she makes me uncomfortable because she probably likes me. and girls? how can a girl like a girl...
straight boys: *see gay girls* OH MY GOSH LESBIANS!!!! can you kiss for me? or tell me all about your sex life?
straight boys: *see gay boys* eww, that’s so gay... they make me uncomfortable because i think they like me now... makeup is for girls... ugh
we are not your fetish. we are people with feelings. we probably do not like you, and after you made that comment, we definitely do not have any feelings whatsoever. thank you, and goodnight.
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