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bella bella bella what about messing w bakugou while hes making dinner 😳😳 playing with his big ol tiddies, grasping his cock that's slowly getting harder in his sweats, will he finish making dinner or finish inside of you AHAHAHA 😍

Oh god could you imagine how pissed off he’d be?

Imagine he’s standing in front of the kitchen counter trying to finish making dessert while you’re just sat there staring at him, looking at him like he’s the main course meal. The few glasses of wine enough to make you completely delirious — and utterly horny.

With the liquid courage flooding through your system, you make your way towards your boyfriend, hugging him from behind and running your hands up and down his arms and toned abs, giving his pecs a tight squeeze — and then ever so slowly creeping your way down towards his cock. You start stroking him through his sweat pants as you feel him getting painfully hard from your ministrations.

All the while, he’s just trying to finish making the two of you a nice dinner and yet you have to make things difficult for him. I mean, how could he resist? His cute girlfriend getting hornier and hornier by the minute, who is he to deny you?

Finally, he gives in to your advances, turning you around and grabbing you by the waist, kissing your neck and leaving marks as he makes his way down your body, squeezing your tits and pinching your nipples. Sweet moans escaping your lips as he makes sure to touch every single inch of your skin. When he snakes his hands down your underwear, he doesn’t ignore how fucking soaked you are. In fact, his teasing only makes it harder for you to not be dripping wet.

“God, look at you.” He says. “Look how fucking wet you are. Just from that? You’re a fucking mess, aren’t you?” Dipping his fingers inside of you for a brief moment before he brings it up to your face, showing a trail of slick in between his thick fingers before putting them inside of your mouth, immediately sucking on them like it’s the only thing you know how to do.

As you grab his wrist and take his fingers out of your mouth, you look at him with only lust in your eyes, and say, “Only for you, babe.”

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This is a wonderful collab dedicated to everyone's favourite feral gremlin, Katsuki Bakugou! Brought to you by @jodrawssmut @phasmwrites @katsukikitten @bakugotrashpanda @lady-bakuhoe and @ramen-rambles !! Thank you Nat for these lovely Birthday Bash graphics as well!!

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SURPRISE!! I’m alive? 🤩 (Also thank you to Nat for helping me come up with a title for this HAHAHAH ILYSM 💖)

This event is for the Bakugou Birthday Bash Collab brought to you by @jodrawssmut​ @phasmwrites​ @katsukikitten​ @bakugotrashpanda​ @lady-bakuhoe​ and myself!! 🥳💗

Remember to check out everyone else’s amazing works in the masterlist, which is linked above!!! 😎🤞

Send some stuff in my inbox and I’ll write little drabbles or imagines for them through out the day! Anything is fair game, so you can send in both sfw and nsfw prompts — but I’m sure my strong suit is definitely nsfw ✨

Some examples of prompts:

Fisting, Pegging, JOI

Sex Toys, Sounding, FemDom

Mirror Sex, Car Sex, Hookup Sex

Of course this is just a small list of the endless amount of kinks so you can make the prompt as vague or as detailed as you’d like and I’ll do my best to deliver! 💌

If you have any questions regarding what I’m uncomfortable writing for, please refer to my rules. 

A/N: I haven’t been on tumblr in quite a bit so I thought that hosting this little drabble event for my favorite boy’s birthday would be a fun way to get back into the writing game!! 🤠 Plus, I’ve missed interacting with everyone so don’t be afraid to send stuff in, and it doesn’t just have to be about Bakugou either!! Honestly, you can ask me anything LMAO 😼

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Bottom Bitch

Kinktober Day 1: Sex Toys

Pairing: Oikawa Tooru x Reader

Warnings: 18+, tw: drugs, weed/marijuana, sex toys (double edged dildo, vibrator), scissoring, anal, rimming, spit play

Word Count: 3.2K

Summary: Quarantine fucking sucks. And unfortunately, your boyfriend’s birthday just so happened to be in right in the middle of this pandemic. With the end of the world seemingly drawing near, you suggest to do something you two have never done before. Who knew that Oikawa would turn into such a needy bitch when he was high? 

A/N: Ahahahaha I’m sorry I haven’t written anything since February LOL. And also, I’m sorry for randomly disappearing for literal months. Uh, please accept this as an apology… I feel like I’ve been a little rusty but I hope you guys enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Happy Kinktober! 

♡ ⌒*ﾟ.❉・゜・。. ♡ ⌒*ﾟ.❉・゜・。. ♡ ⌒*ﾟ.❉・゜・。.

Today was July 20th! Which means that it was Oikawa’s birthday. 

Every year, you and your boyfriend usually did what every couple did to celebrate. A cute date, a nice dinner, a rough fucking — you know, the works. But this year you two ran into a bit of a problem. Unfortunately, due to the mandated self quarantine orders, you couldn’t really do that. But you still wanted to make the most of the situation. 

Just before all the non-essential shops temporarily closed, you were able to make a stop at your local dispensary. You figured that since it seemed like the end of the world was drawing ever near, why not indulge yourselves in some of mother nature’s best gifts? 

The hardest part of this whole thing wasn’t even the fact that you were stuck inside for Oikawa’s special day, no, the hard part was going to be convincing him to get high with you. He knew that you smoked. For fuck’s sake, all of his friends did too. During your high school days, the Seijoh third years were notorious for blazing it up (Matsukawa and Hanamaki, especially). Even as adults, there were times when you would all find some free time just to have a relaxing smoke sesh and catch up on each other’s lives. As they say, old habits die hard. 

So, you wanting to get stoned was no surprise to him. He, on the other hand, was not an avid participant. 

Currently, the two of you were laying down in bed, watching whatever was on television, not that you two were really paying attention. Your mind was more occupied on how exactly you were supposed to bring up this little idea of yours. Getting Oikawa to agree to anything was hard enough as it is, let alone something that seemed so out of his comfort zone. 

“Hey, happy birthday again, Shittykawa. I love you so much, you know that?” You said, looking at him lovingly and nudging him on his side, placing a sweet kiss on his lips. 

“Who are you, Iwa-chan?” He scoffed. “But I love you too, baby. And you know you’ve greeted me almost a million times today, right?”, eagerly returning your gesture.

“I can’t help it! I’m sorry that our usual birthday plans got ruined because of this stupid quarantine. I wish I could make it up to you.” You pouted, looking up at him with pleading eyes. 

“I have a couple of ideas that would more than make up for it,” he teased, grabbing your ass before giving it a loud smack, “but have you got anything in mind, princess?” 

“I actually have something in mind that I really wanted to do with you…” 

“Oh? And what could that be? You going to let me eat that cake of yours?” He said, sitting up on his elbow, with a shit-eating smirk plastered all over that pretty face of his. 

“Well… I was actually hoping that we could get high today… You know, since it seems like the world is ending and all.” You said, nervously scratching the back of your head. “I thought it would be fun to celebrate your birthday in a way we’ve never done before!” 

You sounded doubtful. You had a feeling that he was going to refuse, but his answer came as a surprise. 

“Okay, deal.” 

Did you hear that right? Did he just agree with you? Did your stubborn boyfriend say yes, with absolutely no hesitation?

“R-really!? Wow, I didn’t expect you to be so on board with it! I thought I was going to have to convince you way more.” You cheered, hands wrapping him in a tight embrace. 

“Whatever, it’s not like we can go anywhere anyways. Might as well go wild!” He said with a smug smirk on his face. 

You excitedly hopped off the bed and ran towards your closet, grabbing the goodies you bought. You had bought quite a few products — some edibles, a couple prerolls, and a brand new wax pen. 

“Jesus christ, how much shit did you buy? You must have spent a fortune.”

“Money is no object when it comes to you, Tooru. Also, you don’t really do this kind of thing, so I just wanted us to have some options. In all honesty, I didn’t even think you’d say yes to doing this.” 

“Well, let’s get this party started, princess.” 

You smiled eagerly and laid out all the products in front of him, “So, what do you want to try first? Birthday boy gets to choose.” 

He immediately went for the wax pen, taking a long drag and inhaling the smoke, making sure to keep it in his lungs for a bit before grabbing the back of your head, and forcing your lips to part open before he exhales the smoke into your mouth, as if he was an expert at it. For someone who didn’t do this often, he sure as hell didn’t look like it. 

“Someone seems a bit excited, huh?” You teased, before crashing your lips together in a heated spit swapping session. 

You made your way on top of him, mouth never leaving his, running out of breath as he starts sucking on your tongue, drool spilling out the side of your mouth as it dribbles down onto his face. 

“Fuck. You nasty bitch, you just spit all over my fucking face.” 

“Oh, shut up,” you breathed, “you act like you practically weren’t drinking out of my mouth just a second ago.” 

The both of you consistently took turns taking hits off the pen. Inhaling and exhaling the delicious smoke as if your lives depended on it.  

The two of you started feeling the effects of the drugs get to your head. Lightheaded. Spinning. Intoxicating. But it wasn’t enough. You wanted to feel more. No, you needed to feel more.

You went for the edible and shoved the cookie into your mouth, leaving half of it hanging out. You fed Oikawa the rest of it. He took it willingly, watching a shiver go down his spine as he shuddered from the bitter taste go down his throat when he swallowed. “That tastes like shit. How the fuck do you eat this crap so often?” You let out a small giggle, admiring how cute his inexperience was. “Oh calm down, it shouldn’t take long for you to start feeling it kick in.” 

“So, c’mon birthday boy, let me take care of you.” 

You started kissing over his jawline, licking and letting your teeth bite down on the soft skin of his neck. You nuzzled your face closer, leaving marks and bruises painted all over him.

You continued straddling his waist, your clothed cunt rubbing ever so slowly against his growing erection. Teasing, dragging out the sensation of his cock throbbing over your slit, feeling yourself get more and more drenched with desire. “Are you doing okay, Tooru?” 

“I feel so fucking good. You make me feel so fucking good.” Hearing him sound so desperate and needy caused your cunt to clench. “F-fuck, can you suck my cock, princess? Can you do that for me, please?” You had never really seen this side of him before, but the tables were turning and you were more than willing to give him what he wanted. 

You pulled his shirt up, making your way down his torso, licking and kissing all over his toned abs, sucking on his sensitive little nipples. You slipped your hands under the waistband of his underwear, stroking his hardened cock. You quickly rid him of all his remaining clothes. You followed suit. Now, with the both of you completely naked, the fun was just about to start. 

Gently, you licked a stripe along his head paying close attention to the prominent veins that adorned his massive length. His cock was already dripping, the head beading with his precum. Spitting on your palm, you languidly stroked him, watching his toes curl and a small moan slip out of his mouth. You looked up at him and his eyes were screwed shut, he used his free hand to find purchase on the back of your head. Fisiting your hair, he moved it to the side to make sure he got a good look at how well you sucked his cock. He pushed you further down his length, causing you to gag as he hit the back of your throat. 

You could tell he was close, but just before he could finish, you pulled away. “Shit. Fuck. W-why’d you stop?” 

Aw. He sounded so disheartened. 

“Get on your hands and knees, baby. I want to try something new.” You said with a devilish grin on your face. He looked hesitant at first but his head was spinning so much that he just did it with no resistance. 

You roughly pulled his ass up in the air, your small hands spreading his cheeks apart, exposing his tight, puckered asshole. You let your spit pool in your mouth, teasingly letting it string in between your lips before allowing it to drip over his ass. You circled the pad of your tongue around his rim, prodding it slowly in and out of his tightness. Continuing your assault, you sneaked your hand in between his thighs, stroking his cock every time you pressed inside of him. Oikawa’s hands were fisted into the sheets and his face looked hot to the touch, a red tint glazing all over his body. 

You bit down on your bottom lip, and rubbed your thighs together at the ideas that were brewing in your mind. You reached underneath your bed and grabbed your box full of sex toys, pulling out lube, two vibrators and a thick, purple, double edged dildo. The look of Oikawa getting off to having his ass ate made your cunt pulsate with lust, and so the mere thought of him having him stuffed with a toy had your head fucking spinning. You wanted nothing more than to make a wreck out of his pretty little ass. 

Oikawa was still face down on the bed. His mouth was hanging open, panting heavily as he tried to control his breathing. He was so blissed out, his head seemed to be somewhere in the clouds. 

“Tooru, hey, are you okay? Lie down for me.” You squished his face in between your fingers to get his attention. When he finally turned to you, you could tell he was high beyond belief. “Mhm. Just feeling weird. It feels like the room is both spinning and still at the same time.” He huffed, moving onto his back, resting against the soft satin sheets. You giggled at how he turned into such a needy little boy, practically begging to be fucked into absolute senselessness. 

“Look at me, baby.” You brought one end of the dildo up to your mouth, slowly sucking it off as if it was Oikawa’s cock fucking your mouth instead. He could feel his dick twitch at the sight in front of him, his asshole involuntary clenching thinking about how it might feel to have it inside him. Inching closer to him, you held the dildo in between the two of you and guided the other end of the toy up to his lips. Parting them slowly, he began copying the same movements that you were doing on the other side. Pulling away momentarily, “Shit. You look so fucking hot when you suck cock, baby” you say, letting your free hand roam down to his hardened nipples, pinching and tweaking them, illiciting small moans to escape his lips while he choked on the toy in his mouth. 

“As much as I love seeing you suck on that pretty toy, I know a place to put it that’ll make you feel real fucking good.” Taking the dildo out of his mouth, you slide yourself down towards his lower half, spreading his thighs apart to see his hole that glistened with your spit, and his cock that oozed precum. You pressed wet kisses along his length, tongue stroking his balls, allowing yourself to slither over his perineum, causing him to writhe underneath your touch. You brought your fingers up to his mouth, collecting saliva around your digits before gently pressing them against his tight hole, slowly inching them deeper and deeper inside of him. 

He winced at the intrusion, making his face contort in pain. But surely, that burning sensation of you prodding your slim fingers inside his tight hole began morphing into a euphoric pleasure. He let out a small moan, bringing his fingers up to his lips and biting down on them to suppress the noises that were coming out of his mouth. You paused what you were doing to him to look up and whispered “Aw, c’mon baby, don’t be like that. I want to hear all those pretty noises you’re making while you act like such a little whore.” 

“So be louder for me, sweetheart” you snickered sinisterly as you continued your ministrations on his overly sensitive hole. 

If you weren’t high earlier, then you definitely were now. The effects of the marijuana elevating your sense of reality as the two of you drift into a state of pure fucking bliss. 

You started feeling more impatient, more needy. You needed to get off and you need it now. And Oikawa felt just the same. The look on his face was confirmation of that. Panting heavily, drool escaping the side of his mouth, and wet tears decorating his red cheeks — he looked like he was about to cum without even trying. 

With no delay, you grabbed the dildo and the lube from the side of the bed and began to slather the cold fluid over both ends of the toy. You positioned yourself in front of him, placing one end up to his tight rim while you lined the other side against your dripping wet pussy. You hadn’t even realized how wet you had become because you were so focused on Oikawa — you didn’t notice that your cunt was practically leaking all over you. 

“Haaah. Look at you, baby. Your pussy is begging to be stuffed. So wet for me. So fucking b-beautiful.” Oikawa shuddered, his speech slurred as he was still utterly fucked out because of your incessant teasing from earlier. His words caused your cunt to clench, your eyes closed as you shakingly breathed out, “Please, T-tooru…” 

You started to ease the toy inside of Oikawa — slowly but steadily sliding the thick purple dildo into his stretched out hole. He flinched as you finally got half of the toy into his ass, letting out a sinful moan as the head involuntarily hit against his prostate. “Ah, f-fuck! That felt so fucking good. Baby, please…” 

His eagerness sparked a flame within you, and so you hurried to shove the rest of the toy inside of your own hole. You let out a sigh of relief as your pussy was finally getting some much needed attention, after being neglected for so long as you focused on pleasing your boyfriend. 

You started to move slowly, rocking back and forth against each other as the two of you got used to the sheer size of the toy that connected the both of you. To help ease the pain, you grabbed one of the vibrators, held it up to Oikawa and said, “Here you go, baby. Put it against your cock and show me how you make yourself feel good.” 

He took the vibrator from your hand and followed your instructions like a good boy, letting out a loud whimper as the strong vibrations on his cock made his head spin. As he let his sense of control run loose, he started rutting faster against you as you placed your own vibrator on your sensitive clit. This caused the toy to simultaneously hit your g-spot and Oikawa’s prostate, and so the two of you both let out a loud moan together. 

“F-FUCK! Tooru — shit. That feels so fucking good! Go faster, I need it so bad. C’mon baby, please, I need you to make me cum!” You panted, circling the vibrator faster against your clit, bringing you closer and closer to the orgasm that you craved so much. 

“Oh fuuuuck, princess.” Oikawa moaned, his eyes rolling to the back of his head as he ditched the vibrator and tightly wrapped his hand around himself so he could fist-fuck his weeping cock. 

A collective string of “shit” and “oh fuck” escaping your mouths as the two of you rutted against each other faster and faster, the dildo pounding in and out of your tight holes — each thrust causing the tip of the toy to slam against both of your sweet spots at the same time.

“Fuuuuuuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK!” Oikawa groaned as he stroked his cock one final time before he came hard all over himself, his chest painted white as his cum came out in hot spurts.

Seeing your boyfriend’s blissed out face was the final push you needed to set yourself over the edge. Your cunt clenched down on the toy as you came with a loud whine, your juices squirting out of your glistening pussy — making a slick mess all over your thighs and on Oikawa’s lower half. 

You were so spent that the whole world felt still, the both of you trying to catch your breath and recover from one of the most intense orgasms you two had ever had. 

As you came down from your highs, you slowly pulled the dildo out of your abused cunt and Oikawa’s gaped asshole, lazily leaving the toys on a mess of sheets. 

With what little ounce of strength you had left, you got on your knees and crawled up next to your boyfriend. After grabbing a tissue and gently cleaning up the mess you two had made together, you placed gentle kisses along his shoulders and collarbone, wrapping yourself up in his embrace. 

Now, whether it was the drugs or the intensity of his orgasm, Oikawa looked like he was about to pass out. And honestly, you felt like you were about to knock out too. Not that you could really blame him. 

“Hey, wake up, sleepyhead.” You whispered quietly, gently poking Oikawa on the cheek to nudge him awake. You might have been used to handling your high, but Oikawa was still inexperienced when it came to these kinds of things.

“Did you have a good birthday this year?” You asked him, as if you didn’t already know what he was going to say.

“Hi, baby~ Of course I did! I feel so goooood right now! Best birthday everrrr!” He said sheepishly, a tiny grin spreading across his face as he let out a breathy chuckle. 

You decided not to question him anymore, knowing he was too far gone to answer anything coherently. 

“I love you so much, Tooru. Happy birthday.” You whispered to him before the two of you began dozing off into dreamland. 

♡ ⌒*ﾟ.❉・゜・。. ♡ ⌒*ﾟ.❉・゜・。. ♡ ⌒*ﾟ.❉・゜・。.

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HAPPY FATHERS DAY, DADDY 💖 I LOVE YOU 🥺

happy father’s day daddy 👁👅👁

@ramen-rambles​ this is ur fault 👀

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my friends and family have disowned me 

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only one boy from each school?! 🥺🥺🥺

karasuno: TSUKISHIMA 💕💓💗💘💖💝💕💓💘

seijoh: oikawa

fukorodani: bokuto

shiratorizawa: ushijima

nekoma: KUROO 💖💓💕💞💓💝💘💖💕💓💗

other/misc: nishinoya akdjksjdkdjf he’s babey 😳🤲

venus: aries 👁👄👁

ok wait so so reblog this and in the tags comment the hq boy you simp for the most from each school + your venus sign - so for me it would be:

karasuno: sugawara

seijoh: kunimi

fukurodani: akaashi

shiratorizawa: semi

nekoma: lev

other/misc: atsumu

and i’m a capricorn venus

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got tagged by @jojosmilktea 😳 ily 💖

tagging: no one bc this is like more than a week late akdjskdjkdkdkck 💀

1. what do you prefer to be called named wise?

bella 👁👄👁

2. when is your birthday?

february 21 🥳

3. where do you live?

usa

4. three things you are doing right now?

listening to music, scrolling through twitter, and answering this question 🤡

5. four fandoms that have piqued your interest right now?

bnha, haikyuu, good omens, animal crossing (does that count??) LOL

6. how’s the pandemic treating you?

i’m fine i guess?? LOL i’m like really bored but i’m sure everyone is,,, i’ve been trying to get more into arts and crafts!! i’ve been making charms and will try my hand at embroidery 🤠

7. a song you can’t stop listening to right now?

Nobody by Mitski, No Surprises by Radiohead, and SUMMER by BROCKHAMPTON

8. recommend a movie

Pulp Fiction

9. how old are you?

19,,,, but i act like i’m a 13 year old bc i laugh at the most random shit,, like show me a picture of a mushroom with some random text and i’d probably burst out laughing 🤡

10. school, university, occupation, other??

college student 😔🖕

11. do you prefer hot or cold?

cold ❄️💓 i like being bundled up while wearing scarves and trench coats

12. name one fact others may not know about you.

uhhh i’m really good at memorizing song lyrics?? like people are surprised that i know all the words to a fuck ton of songs 😳 although i get kinda sad when i’m the only one who sings in the car 🥺

13. are you shy?

not really!! in an unfamiliar situation, i’d probably be kinda shy but i just suck it up and deal with it so i’m not really that shy 🤠 i’m pretty loud around the right people LOL my friends say i yell wayyyy too much HAHAHA

14. do you have any preferred pronouns?

she/her

15. any pet peeves?

i HATE the smell of food being cooked,,, which is weird bc i love to cook but i just can’t stand the smell 💀 like i needa to shower right after cooking or i just feel icky idk it’s weird LOL

16. what’s your favorite “dere” type?

tsundere and bakadere 🤪🤲

17. rate your life 1-10. 1 being really crappy and 10 being the best you could ever be.

6.5 😷

18. what is your main blog?

@ramen-rambles 😳

19. list your side blogs and what they are used for.

i don’t have any!! i’d probably count my twitter as a side blog tbh LOL my twitter is like pure crack and headassery akdjkskdks i could retweet anything from nsfw art to like a stupid fucking meme within the span of a few seconds 😔

20. there is anything you think people need to know about you before becoming friends with you?

a lot of people irl think i’m really intimidating bc i always have a scowl on my face or that i always look angry but i swear i’m nice once you talk to me 😭 when we’re friends,,, i will love you forever 🤪💓 you’re stuck with me bitch LOL 😌

just got tagged by @rintarous !!! thank you, jan 🥰

tagging: @secondhand-trash @cellotonin @redbeanteax @bratwritings @ramen-rambles

1. what do you prefer to be called named wise?

jojo!

2. when is your birthday?

dec 28

3. where do you live?

usa

4. three things you are doing right now?

on discord, writing fanfiction, and procrastinating.

5. four fandoms that have piqued your interest right now?

bnha, hq, toilet-bound hanako-kun,,,, and idk 🤧

6. how the pandemic treating you?

i’m just really tired in general 💀 i need a break from life because i can’t keep this up.

7. a song you can’t stop listening right now?

love talk by wayv

8. recommend a movie

ponyo

9. how old are you?

age is a number,,, if you guess, you’ll get my age eventually 😉 after all, my age is finite.

10. school, university, occupation, other??

i’m a student 💞 up to you to guess, like i said, with my age

11. do you prefer hot or cold?

hot 👀

12. name one fact others may not know about you.

hmmmmm bakugou isn’t my no. 1 fav character.

13. are you shy?

i’m an ambivert; it really depends >:D

14. do you have any preferred pronouns?

she/her

15. any pet peeves?

WASH YOUR HANDS OMG AFTER YOU EAT

16. what’s your favorite “dere” type?

bakadere

17. rate your life 1-10. 1 being really crappy and 10 being the best you could ever be.

4

18. what is your main blog?

@jojosmilktea

19. list your side blogs and what they are used for.

i’m not going to list all of them because some of them aren’t something i want ppl to see 💀

@jojosearlgreytea — writing and prolly my ao3

@jojosrosetea — fic recs blog, but i don’t use it anymore

@ororsmilktea — pure headassery

20. there is anything you think people need to know about you before becoming friends with you?

once we become friends. i will literally simp over you and await your every message. i will love you dearly with my whole heart. i will be at your beck and call and at your utter mercy.

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Retweet Part Two | Bakugou Katsuki x Reader

Didn’t think I’d be doing a part two to this at all, but here I am. I hope you guys enjoy it, I know it’s probably not what a lot of you were expecting.

Part One.

Tagging: @redbeanteax​, @bratwritings​, @secondhand-trash​ and @ramen-rambles​. Thanks for always helping me when I feel like I’ve lost all my motivation and helping me to keep going.

Warnings: 18+.

Word Count: 4293.

You should’ve known better, asked for a more significant amount of retweets.

Your phone was currently blowing up, frozen due to the influx of notifications that started flashing across your screen. Your poor, little iPhone too old to deal with the sudden surge of activity. You hastily logged into your laptop to turn off all your Twitter notifications before your phone gave up for good. You couldn’t believe the amount of notes that your post had. Most of them blindly retweeting the tweet like Ground Zero had asked them to do. You were certain the vast majority would do absolutely anything he asked of them; you were probably one of those stupid fan-girls too. Not that anyone could blame you, Ground Zero was the definition of perfection in your eyes. Even his brash personality couldn’t distract from his better qualities. In fact, his brash personality was probably something that only made you want him more.

You couldn’t believe that he had managed to get you a thousand retweets on your tweet in under five minutes, the number slowly inching towards five thousand now. The comments flooding in ranged from: 

Same

Bitch, me too

Why is Ground Zero retweeting her tweet?

What makes her so special?

Is she Ground Zero’s girlfriend?

I didn’t know he had a girlfriend.

You continued reading through the tweets, some making assumptions about you without knowing anything at all. You were tempted to tweet them back and set them straight, but there was no need for unnecessary drama. It was you Ground Zero had decided to message, not them. Although now you wondered whether he was talking to any other women the same way he was just messaging you. It was quarantine after all, and even though he probably still left his house occasionally for work, you had to wonder whether the boredom and monotony were getting to him too.

A direct message flashed against your screen, clicking on the notification to find that it was from Ground Zero.

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Retweet | Bakugou Katsuki x Reader

This was a request from @redbeanteax​ for my Bakugou Birthday event, but I had to change it into a fic because we’ve thirsted over this idea for a while now. It’s based off the hashtag #undressacharacter artwork that artists do on Twitter where they ask for retweets and likes in exchange for drawing the characters stripping! 

Part Two.

Warnings: 18+

Word Count: 2600.

Quarantine was boring, there was only so many cat videos you could watch before you were going completely insane. Not that you were someone who went out often, but the fact that you were now forced to stay in doors only made your desire to go out even bigger. Desperate to reconnect with the world.

Resigned to the fact that it would be yet another day indoors mindlessly scrolling on your phone, you opened Twitter, hoping that the app would do something to quell your boredom if only for an hour or so. Last week, Red Riot had posted a video of him putting his shirt on while doing a handstand and you had shamelessly put that video on repeat, watching it so many times that when you had checked the time on your phone three hours had passed.

Hoping for more delicious media like this again today, you scrolled down your timeline, rolling your eyes as you noticed Deku had posted another video of him training. This must’ve been the third this week?

“Do not like.” You muttered to yourself. 

In an attempt to avoid the picture you went to scroll down further but your eyes noticed a cocky retort from your favourite Pro-Hero.

That all you got, you damn nerd.

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literally this is the only thing i think about whenever i see those three 👀👄👀 i just want to be USED and ABUSED by them in any way they see fit,,,,,,,, 🥵

ok imagine tsukki, bokuto, and kuroo fucking you in the gym late at night bc they saw you watching them practice, getting turned on as you see them get all sweaty, panting hard and fast. wishing instead it was you who they were wasting their energy on, wishing it was you they were hitting instead of a volleyball, wishing it was you who they would take turns on — fucking you relentlessly into the cold gym floor until your legs gave out and your pussy was filled with all of their delicious cum 😳

A/N: Bella coming in strong🤤🤤✨

Warning: I- idk how to label this but nsfw💀

It was only out of luck that you were the one in charged of closing the 3rd gym every night and even more so that it was them instead of anyone else.

At first you treated it as nothing but part of your job and you just wanted to get it done and over with, groaning internally when you heard the sound of people shouting even so late at night. All complaints were gone when you peaked through the doors to see who was staying there even after most has left the court.

You were supposed to clear out the gym, but you just couldn’t help but want to watch them for a little longer.

How so very, very attractive of them to be flexing their muscles with each move even as sweat soaked through their shirts like that.

Bokuto was loud and energetic. Every spike coming in hard and strong even after hours and hours of training throughout the day. The way your eyes unconsciously traveled to his palm was the first sign that you were in deep trouble. The sheer force that was packed in each slam of his hand had you clenching your thighs together, thinking about how it would feel to have that hand landing anywhere on you. How it would feel to be groped and spanked with the that amount of power.

Kuroo was the one to notice you standing by the door, you could feel it even if it was just a short glance out of the corner of his eye. It was the feeling of shivers down your spine when the corner of his lips slowly crooked up, his tongue darting out in a small lick before he turned back to the ball like nothing had happened. It was that smirk, the Cheshire grin when he hit each block as the muscle of his back tensed that made you weak in the knees. There was thrill in knowing that he was aware of you watching, like he was waiting for you to give in eventually.

Tsukishima was an interesting one, his demeanour calm and collected but exuded almost if not the same amount of danger as the other two. It was not that the other two weren’t much larger than you in size, but you felt so small against him. Perhaps it was the stare, the amount of calculation and intensity that was in his eyes when he stared ahead. You felt the heat rushing to your core just as the imagination of having him look at you with the same gaze, like he was about to completely ruin you.

You liked watching them, and they enjoyed being watched. You were sure they knew you were thinking all these things about them, and you were almost inclined to think they might have share the same or even more debouched thoughts about you. The way they look up when you tentatively disrupted their practice, how kuroo pressed his voice down as he greeted you with his back bent to be at your ear just as he walked out, bokuto’s eyes fixed on you with an eerie glint before he turned away, and tsukishima just barely bumping his arm against your shoulder while he brushed past you.

Each one of them could easily overpower you but you could not contain the rush of heat when you imagined being trapped between all three of them, how they barely needed to use any strength to take you in any way they pleased and boy did they want to just tear you apart. You were so dainty compared to them. How rough would you let them get? How many rounds would it take for you to be all worn out? What kind of sounds would you make when they stuffed all your holes and filled you to the brim?

It was like they had to planned when they pulled you into the gym at the final night, locking the door behind you before towering you. You were gone the moment you see the look in their eyes, like they were about to finish you until there was not even a bit of you left.

They did not miss the way you pressed your thighs together and then their hands were immediately on you. Tsukishima pinned your wrists atop of your head before capturing your lips while kuroo roughly slipped his hand under your shirt to fondle your tits. He groaned when you yelped as bokuto kneeled down to hook your leg over his shoulders, not even bothering to pull down your shorts completely before diving in to get the first taste of your cunt.

They had no plan to stop until they each have their own fair share of fun with you, good luck trying to walk out of that gym with your own two legs.

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FLGKFLDKKDKDKFKCSKDKSODOSXKKDKSDKCOCKCLSKDKCKCKSKCKSKCKSKCODKSLCKLSOWOWKSKDKDOSODOD

MAK,,,,,,,,, im like speechless,,,,, once again,,,,, you have amazed me,,,,,,,,, i have never wanted bakugou being fucked in the ass by dragon dick kiri more than i ever do at this very moment,,,,,, hnnnnnnngghhhh,,,

daisy chain

oop, back at it again with dragon dick kiri

thank you SO much to @brattyquirks and @shoutogepi for looking over this for me when i was sick of looking at it, and @ramen-rambles​ for the fun idea!! i appreciate the help so so much !! 🧡

pairing: kirishima x reader x bakugou

word count: 8.3k

warnings: explicit penetrative sex, M/M/F threesome, dildos, dragon dick kiri

this is part of the dragon dick kiri series

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It had started out as a joke, a throwaway comment that you really hadn’t put all that much thought into. You didn’t expect it to grow into anything more, but maybe you should have; it was pretty typical of Bakugou to take an innocent comment and interpret it as a personal challenge, after all.

“I hate my life.” You announce to no one in particular, your voice echoing off of the bathroom tiles.

“Shut the fuck up.” Bakugou snarls. You can’t take the vicious heat in his voice seriously, given your current predicament, so you just opt to ignore it. “Will you just- ow! That hurts, you stupid, shitty-”

“Fuck off, this is not my fault!” You snap back. Your patience is frayed and barely hanging on by a thread, and you feel safe enough snapping back at Bakugou considering you’re confident that he’s in no position to try and kill you if he does happen to take issue with your tone.

“We’re not playing the blame game!” Bakugou snarls, which means that he’s definitely aware that he’s at fault here but doesn’t want to admit it. “All you have to do is-”

“I’m trying!”

“You’re not trying hard enough!”

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NATTTTTTTTTT!!!! THIS WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT AND OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU KILLED THIS SHIT BABEY 🤪😩🤤

I NEED Bakugou to eat my pussy out like that ASAP and god, the things i would do to have his dick in my mouth,,,, and part 2?!! I AM LOOKING 👁👄👁💕

high mileage || bakugou katsuki

↬ mileage: used within strip clubs to define how “hands-on” a lap dance is

Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki x Female!Reader Warnings: Smut (18+), Modern!AU, Fireman!Bakugou, Stripper!Bakugou Word Count: 8,812 A/N: First of all, I’d like to give a MAJOR shoutout & credit to Sarah @hvalrossart​ for allowing me to use her AMAZING drawing of fireman Bakugou in the banner 💖🥴 you can find her twitter on there too with the full picture! I’d link it but I’m afraid tumblr likes to hide posts from tags sometimes if they have an outside link >.<  i’m so sorry for how long this took me to write, i’ve been in a writing slump for a bit so its nice to finally post a full fic for you guys, please let me know what you think! & if you’d like a part two 👀

Firefighters are an essential part of society; they bear the duties of not only putting out flames but protecting those who could find themselves caught within the raging infernos. It was a highly demanding job that didn’t offer much in pay compared to the risk, but you wouldn’t trade your position as deputy chief for the world.  

Your pride didn’t negate the frustration and stress that trailed along your high status within the department, though.

“Hey! Could somebody give me a hand down here!” Your voice echoed throughout the large space, bouncing off of the tall walls in hopes of reaching the ears of one of the others in the loft. The cloth between your digits slipped from your grasp, landing in the bucket below you that had been filled to the brim with soapy water. 

Of course, when tasked with menial jobs your abundance of coworkers were nowhere to be found, abandoning you to wash the enormous fire truck on your lonesome. You knew with the promise of ordering fresh pizza they would be tumbling down the metal staircase, but a part of you hoped it wouldn’t have to come to that yet again.

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“Who do you think are the ones that really need salvation?”

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This is a sfw choose-your-own collaboration by the bnharem discord server!

April showers bring forth May flowers. Because of our previous sfw collab, flowers have taken root from the shed tears. Flowers adorn any story with different meanings or as decorations. Choose a character and let’s see what blossoms from your choice!

Amajiki Tamaki — @katsukisprincess

Asui Tsuyu — @antigenius​

Atsuhiro Sako (Mr. Compress) — @emlovewrites​

Awase Yosetsu — @lady-bakuhoe​

Bakugou Katsuki — @lesbian-peanut-writer

Bubaigawara Jin (Twice)  — @kirishibi

Chisaki Kai (Overhaul) — @add-a-teaspoon-of-heroism

Dabi — @trafalgar-temptress

Fukukado Emi (Ms. Joke) — @bnhcs

Hagakure Tooru — @thoserosecrimes

Hatsume Mei — @joyousandverywarlike

Iida Tensei — @reciproburstbaby​

Iida Tenya — @lordexplosionsextra​

Kaibara Sen — @burnedbyshoto

Kaminari Denki — @nyxdelanuit

Kirishima Eijirou — @makoodles​

Kurogiri — @jazzytriestowrite

Midoriya Izuku — @sunkissedneptune​

Sakamata Kugo (Gang Orca) — @absoluteindulgence

Sero Hanta — @kingexpl0sionmurder​

Shigaraki Tomura — @sanurrwrites

Shirakumo Oboro — @oktamaki

Shouji Mezo — @sunnieskies02​

Shindou Yo — @yuueimagines

Shinsou Hitoshi — @justabstractthings​

Takami Keigo (Hawks) — @bakugotrashpanda

Taishiro Toyomitsu (Fat Gum) — @heyybrittannia​

Todoroki Natsuo — @secondhand-trash​

Todoroki Rei — @jojosmilktea

Todoroki Shouto — @mmalfoydraco​

Togata Mirio — @candychronicles​

Tokoyami Fumikage — @iwvs-on-ao3​

Toshinori Yagi (All Might) — @simpingh0e​​

Usagiyama Rumi (Miruko) — @cutesuki–bakugou​

Yaoyorozu Momo — @bnhabadass​

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How do you think dragon dick kiri would feel about bondage?? Do you think he would mind being tied up or would he want it the other way around? (also asking for this as a prompt for another one-shot)

oooooh!!

honestly, dragon dick kiri is gonna be nervous as hell tying you up. he’s worried about hurting you at the best of times, but taking away your freedom of movement? he’s gonna be so anxious lol, it’ll actually end up taking away from the whole experience for him. he’ll definitely do it if you want him to, but he’ll be too focused on making sure that you’re okay to really enjoy it

if you want to tie him up though? he’ll take you up on that in a heartbeat. he’s still a little nervous about it, because he’s still relatively new to sex and despite the fact that he has an extremely unusual dick, he’s stuck to fairly unadventurous sex up until that point. even still though, the thought of being tied up and left completely at your mercy... really does it for him, actually.

the first time you try tying him up, you use a pair of fairly flimsy little handcuffs that you bought online -- they’re not the best quality, but that’s not the point! they do the job, and when you have kirishima tied to the bedposts you can’t help but think it’s money well spent! and kirishima gets really into it, too. it’s not so much the being tied up itself that gets to him, but more the idea of you using him to make yourself feel good.

he gets so excited by it, in fact, that he accidentally snaps the handcuffs. he does it so easily that it actually takes the both of you a moment to realise what had happened. out of the two of you, kirishima is probably the most disappointed because he had actually gotten pretty excited about the whole thing. but don’t worry too much! he’s always ready to try again! you’ll just have to keep experimenting with different materials and ways of tying him up and keeping him down. the problem is that kirishima is strong as hell, and even though he’s technically enjoying being tied down, he tends to get a little carried away in the heat of the moment. hence the constant snapping of the restraints. you’re probably gonna have to bring in the heavy duty restraints to keep him tied up, honestly, but the exploring is part of the fun!

if you wanna get him really wound up, like to the point of losing it, tie him down around his hips. when he gets really really horny he tends to mindlessly hump into you like an animal, so forcing him to stay still while you ride him will have him a total mess faster than anything

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Ensnare | Awase Yosetsu x Reader x Bakugou Katsuki

I think I just needed to get this idea out of my system. Villain Awase would seriously be the hottest thing. 

Tagging: @ramen-rambles​, @bratwritings​, @redbeanteax​

Warnings: 18+, non-con, dub-con, manipulation, Villain!Awase.

Word Count: 4075.

“What the fuck?” Bakugou grunted when a force hit him from behind, a loud crash making your heart thump heavy in your chest.

You screamed in surprise when someone shoved Bakugou into the deserted alleyway, his arms now attached to the dirty brick wall as he thrashed erratically, trying to free himself of his binds. A large body caught you from behind, pressing against your back as they pulled you into the confined space after your boyfriend. Your body began to thrash against their hold on you, trying to make your legs go limp to give your attacker dead weight to carry as he brought you inside. Your own arms were pressed against the opposing wall, fusing your skin to the cold, damp brick. Your body facing your subdued boyfriend as tears began to dampen your lashes, blurring your vision.

“Isn’t this a pretty picture?”

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