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Rhett & Link Quotes That Will Make You Watch
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Just 'cause you got muscles doesn't mean you're not a dummy!
Link Neal - GMM #1531 Guess That Cheesy Infomercial (GAME) - April 23rd, 2019
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I can't make babies anymore  but I can have FUN!
Rhett McLaughlin - GMM #1531 Guess That Cheesy Infomercial (GAME) - April 23rd, 2019
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That is reliable dookie maker, just like me when I've eaten my fiber
Link Neal - GMM #1530 1 Star vs. 5 Star Toys Test - April 22nd, 2019
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...and my hats do look like piles of sh*t
Stevie Levine - LTAT #33 Leaving A Shoe In Vinegar For 5 Months - April 20th, 2019
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I kind of want herpes! ‘I can help you with that.’
Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal - LTAT #33 Leaving A Shoe In Vinegar for 5 Months - April 20th, 2019
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Davin, you been wiping your butt with eggs again?
Link Neal - LTAT #33 Leaving A Shoe In Vinegar For 5 Months - April 20th, 2019
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I’m gonna pick yellow because I was born with jaundice
Rhett McLaughlin - LTAT #33 Leaving A Shoe In Vinegar For 5 Months - April 20th, 2019
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I’m gonna pick blue because I’m sexually frustrated
Link Neal - LTAT #33 Leaving A Shoe In Vinegar For 5 Months - April 20th, 2019
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He’s gonna hop out and lay a magic egg from his easter keister...
Link Neal - GMM #1529 Raw Egg Eating Challenge #5 - April 5th, 2019
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I’ve had deep heat on the bum.
Link Neal, GMM 1278.3 (via missingparentheses)
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Look at my wet crotch.
Link - to Rhett… several times (ep 1254-1)
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GMM 1245 -actual quotes
“Fun for daddy.” “Daddy’s gotta have some fun.” “Daddy made a spill.” “Daddy did an oopsie.” “Daddy made a mess.” “Daddy won’t stop leaking.” “Daddy gotta learn his lesson.” “I can use my big daddy voice.” “From one daddy to another.” “Daddy, that’s gonna take a long time.” “Daddy had lots of fun.” “Who’s your daddy?” “Daddy’s getting satisfied over here.”
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You gonna assume the position, baby bird?
Rhett to Link (ep 1180)
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♪ Sugar time with your meat stick. ♪
GMM 1011 (via goodmythicalquotes)
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I thought the older ladies liked me and the younger ladies liked you and I thought that we were good.
Rhett McLaughlin On: Sex Appeal, EB106 (via ratchetrhink)
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Can you gif sounds?
Link (GMMore 1128)
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I win the rest of this pudding! Mrowr!
Link Neal (GMMore 1115)
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