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Emmett @ Carlisle whenever he wants to go do something insane that could get him killed and will force them all to relocate:

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At this point, I’m fairly certain that Carlisle gave someone a million bucks to go save the Amazon in the eighties and accidentally ended up the third largest shareholder in Amazon the company

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Yup.

In retrospect, I think my hatred of Twilight as a teen was due to two things

Internalized sexism that made me want to seperate myself from things that “normal” girls were into

An extreme attraction to Kristen Stewart that I could neither recognize nor handle

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No offence but Bella and Charlie’s relationship of “we’re kind of awkward around each other and figuring out how to be a family after living apart for seventeen years, and we’re both introverted homebodies that have separate interests but still kind of enjoy each other’s company, and neither of us are good at talking about our feelings but we find our own little ways of expressing that we care about and love each other” …is so damn wholesome and I want more of it.

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broke: imprinting

woke: the whole pack is gay

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honestly, Carlisle was probably randomly thinking “jeez, Edward and Rose are so similar, it’s a shame they can’t get along. They’d make for an interesting couple.” like a year after Rose turned. Edward overhears and thinks “so THATS why he turned her????? For ME?????” not grasping that Carlisle was clearly not being serious

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bella and edward

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Avocado

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

cheese

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Basically Carlisle at the Volturi

You could replace "put down towels" anything and yeah

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we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

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Carlisle knew what his father would do. The bodies would be burned – anything infected by the monster must be destroyed.

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fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

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ew a terf just followed me so reminder that if ur a terf u can get the fuck away from me

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carlisle would know he naturally unsettles people as a vampire and would try exceptionally hard to counteract this at the hospital - not through anything weird that might be sus - but by keeping his hands warm. by leaving the office door open a crack. by asking people if they’re comfortable - can he open/close a window? answer any of their questions? idk how else i haven’t had 300 years to think of ways but my point is that carlisle is really good and his devotion to helping people through his position as a doctor would absolutely extend beyond the strictly medical!

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Truth vs. Twilight

In collaboration with the Quileute Tribe, this site seeks to inform Twilight fans, parents, teachers, and others about the real Quileute culture, which indeed has a wolf origin story, a historic relationship with the wolf as demonstrated in songs, stories, and various art forms, as well as a modern, multi-dimensional community with a sophisticated governance system. We also hope to offer a counter narrative to The Twilight Saga’s stereotypical representations of race, class, and gender, and offer resources for a more meaningful understanding of Native American life and cultures.

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angela knows way more than she lets on.  but she’s kind and minds her own business. she’s been quietly observant of the cullens for a while before bella’s arrival to forks. as the school photographer, (and someone who prefers to listen rather than talk) she’s great at observation/research. but she doesn’t pry. i love angela.