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I post whatever the fuck I want Oh yeah also he/him -a good trans-y boi- I’m Max I’m always up for a nice chat
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random-boi-500 · 22 days ago
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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random-boi-500 · 22 days ago
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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random-boi-500 · 22 days ago
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random-boi-500 · 25 days ago
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random-boi-500 · 25 days ago
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random-boi-500 · 1 month ago
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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random-boi-500 · 1 month ago
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Plo Koon is a stim word
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random-boi-500 · 2 months ago
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This is just a perfectly cropped image that I want to gift to tumblr
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random-boi-500 · 4 months ago
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Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.
With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.
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random-boi-500 · 6 months ago
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PLZ HELP ME FIND A FIC!!!
This is my last hope to find this goddamn Good Omens fic.
- It was pre-season 2
- human AU
-Aziraphale is a noble or prince or smth, (definitely medieval setting)
- Crowley is a rebel or thief or smth (he's not a prince I remember that) who got captured and is being given to Aziraphale.
-Crowley is lead to believe he's going to be a """"unwilling bedwarmer"""" to some asshole noble and resolves to attack if that happens
-Crowley is NOT willing until he meets Az (we get some time in Crowleys POV and he's planning to kill Az but after they meet he doesn't want to kill him)
-the person who set up Crowley being given to Az (Gabriel possibly?) wanted to use Crowley to kill Az (ie they wanted get Crowley to think Az was gonna SA him so Crowley would be scared and angry enough that he would kill Az)
-once Crowley and Az actual meet (and Az doesn't do anything like that and is generally nice but a bit of a bastard ofc) they realised that they were being manipulated
-Az and Crowley meet each other in Aziraphales room in the castle that had lots of books in it and was practically a library (not the bookshop tho) I definitely remember that
- it's on Ao3, I think it had smexy times but I'm not sure
-it wasn't complete when I found it but that doesn't mean it isn't complete now and I'm 90% sure it's a 50K+ word count
I CANT FUKING FIND IT my last hope is that someone stumbles upon my post and knows what fic my crazed ramblings are referring to
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random-boi-500 · 6 months ago
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i bring you more domestic MegOP. featuring daughter
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random-boi-500 · 8 months ago
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LATIBÆR LORE
First off, a little context. You can skip this if you want.
So Chris from GetLazy recently posted a few very interesting pictures he had taken from the design documents that were made around 2001. Some of you might have already seen this, but since I assume that not everyone here on tumblr is active on GetLazy (me neither honestly) I decided to make a post about it for everyone to see. So as the title might suggest, the documents hold quite a bit of information about LazyTown prior to the TV series. Unfortunately however, we can’t see the whole thing. He was only able to make a few blurry and shaky pictures, but, trust me, it’s still worth reading.
I also decided to make a few notes in case it’s too hard for you to see or if you’re too lazy to read it yourself or whatever. If you can catch more information than I wrote down feel free to add. I also left out information that is already common knowledge.
Sportacus/Íþróttaálfurinn
For this one, I didn’t make notes but I will quote directly from what Chris remembers reading, as it is much more informative. But I will still post the pictures.
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So, as an abandoned and unnamed child, Sportacus worked in mines under a man named Mr. Kicker. Since none of the kids in the mines had names, Kicker referred to the kids by numbers.. Sportacus being number 10. There wasn’t much fun to be had under the mines, so the kids spent a lot of time learning lots of different kinds of sports. At some point during mining, number 10 accidentally found a strange crystal that shone whenever someone was being hurt, and he kept it. After years of abuse, number 10 finally decided to revolt. In secret, he built a hot air balloon powered by pedals and one day, he flew it out of the mountain, taking some kids with him. Soon after, he came back and dropped down a ladder and started rescuing other kids. He eventually rescued all of the kids from Mr. Kicker, and was even able to take Kicker’s spyglass from him before leaving the mines forever. Also, the mustache comes from rubbing his face with coaly hands.
Ziggy/Ziggie/Siggi
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- “his mother is a very busy nutritionalist” - his parents love him immensly - but they are not very strict with what he eats - I think it might be because his mother didn’t have candy when she was young and doesn’t want to take it from him as well
Stephanie/Stiffanie/Solla
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- forgetful and easily distracted - which “should not be confused with stupidity” - makes sure everyone feels included - from a very warm and loving family - her father is an elementary scool teacher and her mother an ornithologist - “they are frugal but not cheap”
Stingy/Nenni (Honestly I couldn’t find much new information here, but you can look at it yourself of course)
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- demands and sues money from everyone - “lives in the biggest, most decadent villa in LazyTown” - “Mr. Spoilero”
Jives/Maggi
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- “he may seem stupid, but” - saves the day when Sportacus isn’t there - “a hero who has no interest in being one” - lives with his mother in a very narrow building - his room is dirty and messy
Trixie/Toemy/Halla
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- “She is completely uninterested in her outward appearance” - new in town - “her family has moved quite a lot” - lives in a trailer - parents work very hard so they can buy a house - which is why she has to fend for herself most of the time - has two older brothers - they’re not very nice to her from what I can tell - “her best friends are her books”
Pixel/PC/Goggi (this text is hard to figure out I’m sorry)
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- his parents own the local TV and radio shop and are also very busy - “… monitor instead of his own mother” - “Crying violently whenever…” - communicates with his parents through the intercom or e-mail - “…his inability to speak normally”
Robbie/Glanni
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- “would challenge anyone who said a bad word about her” (just curious who “her” is) - his father was a prominent politician and his mother a compulsive gambler - has younger siblings - went to a private school - was very active in both the drama and chess club - was kicked out of chess club for cheating in the championship - not sure but I think it says that he stole his catsuit from a play in drama club, ran off with it and disappeared for years - when he returned he has become a skilled con-artist
Officer Obtuse/Lolli
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- good friends with the mayor - they’re compared to Laurel & Hardy and their friendship dates back to high school - which is literally the only reason he is employed as a police officer - doesn’t have his own home but instead stays in his office in case something happens at night - the kids call him “Officer OB” and he thinks it’s fucking disrespectful - is the youngest of nine (!) brothers who ALL joined the “SFLC, Special Forces for the Leader of Country” except him - he tried to join 18 times but was never accepted - good at sports though - caught Robbie cheating in the chess championship
The Rooster/Cock-a-little-do/Haninn
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- really doesn’t like Sportacus - silently helps Robbie but doesn’t want to make it known - has sisters or something - used to take pride in waking up every morning until he discovered that being lazy is much more fun - left the farm he used to reside to find the laziest place on earth so he could be lazy in peace - is now the laziest inhabitant of all LazyTown
Alright, sorry for the long post but I felt like this was very necessary for all of you to know!!
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random-boi-500 · 9 months ago
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You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.
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random-boi-500 · 9 months ago
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every time I see some bigshot scientist revealed as a fraud my knee-jerk reaction is "hell yeah elisabeth bik got 'em good" AND IM RIGHT
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SHE NEVER QUITS!!!!
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ICONIC!!!!
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random-boi-500 · 9 months ago
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random-boi-500 · 10 months ago
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I wanted to do a post about all the sharks 🦈🦈🦈 in Justice Beach!! King Shark was foreshadowed pretty early on, so no one was surprised, right??
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Ep 10 - King Shark first appeared on the cover of Shark Fancy! It also had an article about the Supers where Bruce figured out Clark was Superman. Ep 22 - Bruce refused to play as the Shark in the kart game  First sign of the shark repellent & Arthur suggesting nose boops!
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Ep 34 - still scared of sharks! Ep 39 - Penguin discovers a traitor (and how to get rid of him 🦈)
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Ep 53 - the very dead, preserved shark nearly gave Bruce a heart attack. Ep 64 - and then, yanno.
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Ep 66 - No pay, no play. Poor guy DID get sprayed with dolphin pee. I don't like dolphins. Dolphins are assholes.
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And then, of course, the Epilogue where they are now bffs (though not according to Bruce)! 💙🦈💙
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random-boi-500 · 10 months ago
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ok ok more superbat a la the old worlds finest comics there's just SO much
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Clark being ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
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(;ω;) yeah... yeah... Bruce and Clark understanding each other so well cus their biggest fears usually boil down to failing the people they love..
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Bonus I really need them to go on a coffee date.. I need Clark to surprise Bruce at his hotel he's at for work one morning..with his coffee order exactly how he likes it.. maybe with some blueberry scones... they deserve it
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