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Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

openfacedsandwiches → closedtoeburritos

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Out of Touch

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A small hamlet that grows first into a town, then into a city and finally blooms into a whole independent city-state within a generation due to the arts and industry produced by its booming community of magic practicioners. Their society thrives within it, everyone who is personally not a wizard of some sort has at least one family member who is. It's not odd at all to hear someone explain that their whole family uprooted from wherever they originally lived and moved to this place when it turned out that one of their children knew magic.

There's talk about starting a college of magics, but that never gets founded, and is truthfully not really even needed - the whole city is a college of magic. Teaching one's own is considered a duty, and here everyone of magic is kin to another. It is not only perfectly acceptable to stop someone whom you've seen practicing a magical skill incorrectly or inefficiently if you yourself know a better way, it's your downright duty to do so. Refusing to teach what you know is as unthinkable as refusing to share endless and infinite fruit with someone starving.

Within generation the thriving city-state is envied for their power and goods - things, tools, craftsmen and teachers from there are worth their weight in silver if not gold, to the point where hacks and frauds will claim their goods were from there for the prestige. The thriving society is accused of hoarding up all the magics, and running a monopoly on the whole industry. Wizards who could have made a passable living anywhere else still flock to the city for a better education, even if only for the prestige of getting to say that they have done so - as it is known that a magician from anywhere else, who has not lived and been trained here, can only be second best at the very best.

The city-state is accused of depriving everyone else of the prestige of magicians, but the citizens, residents, and visiting students are not allowed to forget their history: The little hamlet it originally was never hoarded the wizards, or forced anyone to come to this place. It was merely the only place where the practice of magic had not been made illegal.

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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I have like +1600 unanswered asks in my inbox at any given time.

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What kinda haircut is football hooligan

Anything that makes me look like I've had a pint smashed on my skull more than once in my life.

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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

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The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.

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Thoroughly Japed Again [Start!]

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They're embraced for whatever comes next

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do people have no shame anymore?

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yoo joonghyuk challenges dinner

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Oppy likes Pikmin

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Everyone do yourselves a favor and click on this link to have a transformative media-based experience

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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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The beast that keeps disturbing our village.